Play-Doh Is Sorry It Sold Your Child a Toy Penis

[oldguyzer]

You know that excited, blissful feeling on Christmas morning? When you scramble downstairs with a bounce in your step and a sparkle in your eye? And then you hunker under the tree to greedily unwrap? Because after this holiday season, a whole bunch of kids and parents do. And Hasbro would like you to mail the penises back and not say another word about it, please.


Parents up-in-arms over the swirly members have been taking to Facebook to voice their complaints. Complaints that Play-Doh's social media task force is taking down just as fast as their little fingers will allow.

 

[Butch]

:SayWhat?:

 

[oldguyzer]

Boggles the mind that no one thought this was a bad idea...look at the damn thing! There's no way you can think it looks like anything else!

 

[papasmerf]

Boggles the mind that no one thought this was a bad idea...look at the damn thing! There's no way you can think it looks like anything else!

Hey

They paid me to model for the mold...............I never asked what it was for

 

[oldguyzer]

Hey

They paid me to model for the mold...............I never asked what it was for

Was the Playdoh blue before?

 

[papasmerf]

Was the Playdoh blue before?

nope :-Cool/"

 

[papasmerf]

Yeah...they knew what they were doing.....

:SayWhat?::SayWhat?:

 

[User-E]

Maybe some of the guys would like to share their homemade pussy inventions ...

With all the bright minds posting here, there should be some doozies.

 

[oldguyzer]

Maybe some of the guys would like to share their homemade pussy inventions ...

With all the bright minds posting here, there should be some doozies.

 

[User-E]

I had BF who told me he liked to use banana peels. :wink2:

 

[papasmerf]

I had BF who told me he liked to use banana peels. :wink2:

:shockingdd that is what we called MM in high school:shocking:

 

[User-E]

:shockingdd that is what we called MM in high school:shocking:

I can imagine MM sitting in the lunch room, gawking at the chick he's got a secret crush on as she eats her banana for lunch, watching her roll it in her hands to soften it up a bit, then slowly peel strip after strip down from the top of the banana to the bottom until it was ready to eat. Then she'd open her mouth wide and slide the banana in and out a couple times while joking with her friends, before polishing it off one small bite at a time.

Just as she finishes her banana, MM - who's been waiting in wide eyed wonder the entire time, gets up and walks past her table, politely asking if he could dispose of the peel in the trash for her. She smiles and hands it to him with her thanks, totally unaware of what naughty plans he has in mind for that innocent banana peel after he locks himself in the boys room stall.

:wink2:

 

[papasmerf]

I can imagine MM sitting in the lunch room, gawking at the chick he's got a secret crush on as she eats her banana for lunch, watching her roll it in her hands to soften it up a bit, then slowly peel strip after strip down from the top of the banana to the bottom until it was ready to eat. Then she'd open her mouth wide and slide the banana in and out a couple times while joking with her friends, before polishing it off one small bite at a time.

Just as she finishes her banana, MM - who's been waiting in wide eyed wonder the entire time, gets up and walks past her table, politely asking if he could dispose of the peel in the trash for her. She smiles and hands it to him with her thanks, totally unaware of what naughty plans he has in mind for that innocent banana peel after he locks himself in the boys room stall.

:wink2:

:LMAO:

 

[oldguyzer]

I can imagine MM sitting in the lunch room, gawking at the chick he's got a secret crush on as she eats her banana for lunch, watching her roll it in her hands to soften it up a bit, then slowly peel strip after strip down from the top of the banana to the bottom until it was ready to eat. Then she'd open her mouth wide and slide the banana in and out a couple times while joking with her friends, before polishing it off one small bite at a time.

Just as she finishes her banana, MM - who's been waiting in wide eyed wonder the entire time, gets up and walks past her table, politely asking if he could dispose of the peel in the trash for her. She smiles and hands it to him with her thanks, totally unaware of what naughty plans he has in mind for that innocent banana peel after he locks himself in the boys room stall.

:wink2:

Shouldn't this be in the ladies fantasy thread? :wink2:

 

[Wanker]

Now I can say I've seen everything.

 

[Roanic]

Now I can say I've seen everything.

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