PLENTY OF FISH

[Jesus Quintana]

Is it me or does anyone else find that site and the women on it such two faced liars?
I met with a local girl last night who's profile said that she prized honesty the most and claimed that she was "average".
After introducing myself to her I mentioned that I was surprised about her insistence about honesty. So I gave her an honest opinion. "I guess you are of an average build for a sea cow."
I guess maybe honesty isn't that important after all.
End of rant.

 

[Diego]

Very tactful :???:

 

[a 1 player]

3 dates in the past two weeks. LOVE the site!

 

[tboy]

LOL POF...jesus......

I met one person from that site, we got along great, she was nice looking, but she was in a position of chosing between me and a local guy (when I was in toronto/she was in pe****orough) and decided the distance would be a problem so went with the local guy.

Otherwise? The only ones that write me are the heffers, and the ones I write? Must be looking for Mr Perfect. There's been some (local to Muskoka) who we have a lot in common and they won't even respond to my messages.

One thing I have learned about ALL online sites:
Women lie. 100% of the time. about most things, namely their "size".
If she says thin, she's thin
If she says "average", she's big
If she says "a few extra pounds"? She's fricken ginormous......

When perusing the pictures, check for things that indicate year it was taken. Ie: if she's standing in front of a brand new 1992 Camaro, she's posted a pic that's 9 yrs old. A good clue is the hairstyles. If it looks like something from the '80s, it IS and she does NOT look like that now.

The thing about POF and all other sites is women think that once you get to know them, you won't mind the fact that they lied through their teeth about their weight, personality, deformaties, psychosis. Unfortunately for me, if they lie from the start, (in a negative way) I don't want to have anything to do with them.....

Oh, and as for complete honesty? They only want you to be honest about YOU, she can lie through her teeth, and for sure doesn't want you to be honest about her.......

One more thing: what the FUCK is up with the cheesy "holding a drink" out photos? I mean COME ON...how fucking LAME. Is that supposed to make me think you're offerring to give me a glass of wine? Is that you supposedly "cheering" me? JESUS.....and on a side note, why do so many have pics of them sitting at a table at a pub? I don't know about you but if I see a pic of a woman sitting at some scratched and scarred table at some dive pub, that is NOT going to make me want her.....

 

[Skipper]

Women lie. 100% of the time. about most things, namely their "size".
If she says thin, she's thin
If she says "average", she's big
If she says "a few extra pounds"? She's fricken ginormous......

TRUE.

 

[Art Mann]

... After introducing myself to her I mentioned that I was surprised about her insistence about honesty. So I gave her an honest opinion. "I guess you are of an average build for a sea cow." ...

And did she give you an honest opinion in response?

"I guess you have even less tact, diplomacy or intelligence than an average short-hairless asshole."

If not ...

I guess maybe honesty isn't that important after all.

(And if your original post is not a true story, but rather a stab at humor, it still reveals attitude that deserves an honest response you probably won't want to hear from a woman.)

 

[LisaOfToronto]

if you men all so honest on these dating sites, why don't you post on your profiles that you frequent prostitutes... or is that selective honesty? lmao

 

[papasmerf]

if you men all so honest on these dating sites, why don't you post on your profiles that you frequent prostitutes... or is that selective honesty? lmao

I thought that was a given on this board

 

[Maurice Boscorelli]

, it still reveals attitude that deserves an honest response you probably won't want to hear from a woman.)

There isn't one study that has proven there is a correlation between honesty and women.

 

[tboy]

if you men all so honest on these dating sites, why don't you post on your profiles that you frequent prostitutes... or is that selective honesty? lmao

the difference is there is honesty and there is total disclosure...I'm sure the ladies don't post on their profile that their farts smell like toxic waste and during their periods they lose their fricken minds......

If one asked I'd tell her......

 

[peace]

so how does ur fart smell?
ps. You can hardly smell mine unless I ate junk or greasy food.

 

[Maurice Boscorelli]

ps. You can hardly smell mine unless I ate junk or greasy food.

Too much info dude!

 

[peace]

..at least i was honest about it...lol

 

[tboy]

so how does ur fart smell?
ps. You can hardly smell mine unless I ate junk or greasy food.

Like shit and chanel lol........

 

[peace]

chanel...impressive

 

[Jesus Quintana]

I'll admit that off the bat I wasn't completely honest. I am far from being an Adonis but I am in good physical condition. On my profile I do mention that I am overweight - so I lie in the opposite direction. I am in better shape than I claim.
I have long hair and a beard now while in my pics that I posted about 4 months ago I have short hair - she told me that I deceived her about my looks (why the topic of hair length never actually came up.
Hell is that she's actually cute but has an ass on her that "chubbs" would have fallen in love with. But I don't want the springs on the passenger side of my car to give way.

 

[papasmerf]

I'll admit that off the bat I wasn't completely honest. I am far from being an Adonis but I am in good physical condition. On my profile I do mention that I am overweight - so I lie in the opposite direction. I am in better shape than I claim.
I have long hair and a beard now while in my pics that I posted about 4 months ago I have short hair - she told me that I deceived her about my looks (why the topic of hair length never actually came up.
Hell is that she's actually cute but has an ass on her that "chubbs" would have fallen in love with. But I don't want the springs on the passenger side of my car to give way.

Take her out for walks and put less food on her plate

 

[a 1 player]

or possibly...

or possibly...

you all might need a better profile and a bit of game.

The women I have met over the past couple of weeks have all been slim to average, quite attractive and have good careers. Like I have said before, my pictures are up to date and clear, and my information is bang on with no lies or bullshit. When I chat or meet them I am also honest with my intentions.

So far this has worked out well for me.

I farking LOVE the site!

ps.

I think the women I am meeting are 8-9's, but by CAREF standards they are probably only 6's.:roll::na:

 

[TRANSPORTER]

I love it, I love it!!!

 

[tboy]

Player: you're bang on. It doesn't matter whether you are online or in real life, you have to have "game" in order to get them. Either that or be what they consider attractive.

I have a buddy who can "get" just about any woman he sets his sights on, he's been caught cheating on most of them and they all buy his line of bs. He sent me his "intro" email to copy and believe me, it is the LAMEST pile of drivel I have ever read and reads like it was written by bliss...yet they buy it.

Like in real life: if you don't "get them in the first 2 seconds" you never will....this applies to real life or online......

Me? Every woman who has fallen for me it took about 2 months to get them to go out with me once. Once they did, they were mine. This doesn't work online and it certainly doesn't work these days in real life. Like I said: these days, if you don't get her in the first 2 seconds, you never will and nowadays, you rarely get a second chance....

One of MY biggest problems is that I don't BS about. There was a woman on there recently whose profile seemed like I could have written it about myself. I wrote to her and complimented her on the profile and told her how much I could relate, how well it was written. She didn't buy it. Seems EVERYONE says that, except I'm sincere when I say things, unlike others who just say it to get into her pants (or out on a date).