POF For Help

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I am planning on going on POF again....
To meet Women.....No not men dress as women either.....
So the other Ladies here know I am still going to visit you....

Well the ones who are not afraid of my looks and Crazy Ass....

But I am stuck for words to use......

Any help would be nice.....even funny ones....

I was thinking Crazy Bitch Dike looking for......:writing:

 

[Jesus Quintana]

another man hating bitch?

 

[Captain Cumshot]

What is POF?

 

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What is POF?

Plenty Of Fish.....

Jesus that was.....:rofl1: I may using it:writing:

 

[a 1 player]

Bliss,

My profile totally kicked some ass. I was getting more replies than I could handle. Let me know if you want and I'll PM it to you, there might be something you can use within it.

 

[Impatient]

Plenty Of Fish.....

Free sex but buyer beware.



Really beware and watch out for pimps.

 

[a 1 player]

Free sex but buyer beware.



Really beware and watch out for pimps.

Not bad at all. Lots of singles on there.

 

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Free Sex....OMG....I will even get couples....NO NO...
Well the sex is free but the pimps.....
Do I use HUBGFE with all of you as my pimps......:shocking:
Hmmm.....I am confuse.....:sorry:

 

[Maurice Boscorelli]

There's an expression that I like to remember.

''There ain't no such thing as a free lunch''

 

[tboy]

But I am stuck for words to use......

Any help would be nice.....even funny ones....

I was thinking Crazy Bitch Dike looking for......:writing:

there might be something you can use within it.

Sorry, then that wouldn't be "her" now would it? If you want someone to like you for you, then YOU write the profile. To do it any other way is dishonest and if and when the person finds out, it'll end up biting you in the ass......

While you're getting other people to write your profile, why not go one step further and post someone else's pics at the same time? IMO that's no different that having someone else write, or using someone else's words, in your profile....

Believe me, I've fallen for that BS dozens of times. To the point that I don't even bother any more ......

One piece of advice you should take to heart: at least THIS time, break down and use spellcheck.....

 

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Sorry, then that wouldn't be "her" now would it? If you want someone to like you for you, then YOU write the profile. To do it any other way is dishonest and if and when the person finds out, it'll end up biting you in the ass......

While you're getting other people to write your profile, why not go one step further and post someone else's pics at the same time? IMO that's no different that having someone else write, or using someone else's words, in your profile....

Believe me, I've fallen for that BS dozens of times. To the point that I don't even bother any more ......

One piece of advice you should take to heart: at least THIS time, break down and use spellcheck.....

From my heart, I missed you....I hope you eyes are ok.....

Question, if I use spell check then I am not being honest and who I am.....:rofl1:
As a friend has put it,I have another Sins in life, other than spelling.....Like divorce,
being Gay.......:LMAO: Having sex outside of marriage....the list goes on.....and on ..and on...

All the joking aside...I really do hope you are fine.....It nice to see you posting again...

 

[a 1 player]

Sorry, then that wouldn't be "her" now would it? If you want someone to like you for you, then YOU write the profile. To do it any other way is dishonest and if and when the person finds out, it'll end up biting you in the ass......

Valid point.

 

[tboy]

As for spellcheck, it's a tool that you use to correct your skill in spelling. Kind of like wearing contact lens, they don't really change who you are, just allow you to see better. Now if you used coloured contacts to change the colour of your eyes to blue, and stated you had blue eyes on your profile, then yeah, that would be "dishonest" IMO.

I always found that writing, in business, writing manuals, whatever, you write how you would talk if the person was right in front of you. Now writing allows you to edit, and proof read, but if you write a profile as if you're telling someone you're having coffee with, then they'll get an idea how you really are...which is the point of it all isn't it?

This is probably why I don't get many hits on my profile lol....I'm a smartass in real life and I certainly am in my profile heheheheh

 

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Thanks tboy......you have a nice evening......

 

[a 1 player]

As for spellcheck, it's a tool that you use to correct your skill in spelling. Kind of like wearing contact lens, they don't really change who you are, just allow you to see better. Now if you used coloured contacts to change the colour of your eyes to blue, and stated you had blue eyes on your profile, then yeah, that would be "dishonest" IMO.

I always found that writing, in business, writing manuals, whatever, you write how you would talk if the person was right in front of you. Now writing allows you to edit, and proof read, but if you write a profile as if you're telling someone you're having coffee with, then they'll get an idea how you really are...which is the point of it all isn't it?

This is probably why I don't get many hits on my profile lol....I'm a smartass in real life and I certainly am in my profile heheheheh

My profile was exactly who I am... but I omitted that I occasionally see hookers.

 

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My profile was exactly who I am... but I omitted that I occasionally see hookers.

I think I should add that to my Profile ...I see Beautiful, Lovely and Wonderful Escorts....
a 1 player.....thanks that is a great
one and it is true too........:rofl1:
It will be a good experiment to see if I get any response.....I am liking this idea....

 

[a 1 player]

I think I should add that to my Profile ...I see Beautiful, Lovely and Wonderful Escorts....
a 1 player.....thanks that is a great
one and it is true too........:rofl1:
It will be a good experiment to see if I get any response.....I am liking this idea....

Always glad to help.

 

[tboy]

My profile was exactly who I am... but I omitted that I occasionally see hookers.

lol well, one retains the right to not divulge ALL their shortcomings lol...I mean, how many guys put in their profiles "my farts smell like toxic waste"???

And how many women put in "I turn into a insane crazed bitch once a month"??? lol....

 

[Jesus Quintana]

I once posted on POF and just posted all the negative stuff.
Farts, Drinks, Golfs, Farts while Golfing, Drinks while Golfing, Farts while drinking, farts in bed - often dry farts, sometimes not so much, smokes, scratches balls - my own and my dog's, enjoys receiving blowjobs and falls asleep immediately after my orgasm.

Honesty doesn't work.

 

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How is this....

Fucked Up Crazy Ass Man Hating Bitch
Who enjoys the company of Female Escorts and falls in love with them:heart:

I am looking for an Sweet, Kindhearted, Caring Woman...Who would
put up with my mental issues.....and let me visit only a few escorts on the side...
Well the ones I really care for...
This woman also must not be a church goer and no I do not want to change.....:Notsyinga-thing:
Also every so often likes 3somes with one of the escorts I enjoy being with....:biggrin:

Ok maybe some one would like to spell check it too....or reword some of the
sentences to sound a bit better....add in anything....