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Town Bans Winnie the Pooh for Being Half-Naked, Sexually "Dubious"

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By Ryan Gajewski | The Hollywood Reporter – Mon, 24 Nov, 2014 3:33 PM EST

Link: [url]https://ca.movies.yahoo.com/news/town-bans-winnie-pooh-being-half-naked-sexually-032441342.html[/URL]
 
Well, what about Donald Duck and Daisy Duck, or Boots the Monkey from Dora the Explorer fame? None of them wear pants either... and Pluto is allegedly male, but clearly someone cut off his ball sack a long time ago or it would be clearly visible dangling obscenely from side to side as he gallivants around town merrily. As a role model, Porky Pig is clearly a tad light in the loafers (not that there's anything wrong with that) AND doesn't wear pants...WTF!? Puss in Boots wears nothing but boots and a 'gay blade' hat, and spends serious time licking himself FFS! Yogi Bear and Boo Boo, Casper the Ghost, Alvin and his Chipmunk buddies, Scooby Doo, Tony the Tiger, Bugs Bunny, Sylvester, Tweety, Wile E. Coyote, Pepe le Pew, Foghorn Leghorn - they all go 'commando' and let it all hang out each and every day. Why they hatin' on Winnie the Pooh!? Those bastards.
 
...Bugs Bunny..., Sylvester, Tweety, Wile E. Coyote, Pepe le Pew, Foghorn Leghorn - they all go 'commando' and let it all hang out each and every day... .

Bugs Bunny is anatomically correct. He flashed his dick in the shower scene in The Wabbit Who Came To Supper, (directed by Isadore ('Friz') Freleng; Merrie Melodie, 1942).



For trivia buffs, the song Bugs sang in the shower was Angel in Disguise, not When the Swallows Come Back to Capistrano, (a common mistake).

Tweety was pink in his first three films,



all directed by Bob Clampett, A Tale of Two Kitties, (1942), (with Babbit and Catstello), Birdy And The Beast, (1944), and A Gruesome Twosome, (1945) arguably his most vicious role, and one of the most violent Merrie Melodies ever, and yet, it played uncut on TBS as late as the early 1990's.

At this time, Tweety had not yet been named, and was unofficially known as Orson, from Clampett's 1942 model sheet. My 2003 .mpeg VHS rip of A Gruesome Twosome was the "Internet Standard" for several years, until it was released on DVD in The Looney Tunes Golden Collection, Volume 3.

Tweety did not acquire a name until Freleng's 1947 Tweetie Pie, (the Warner Bros. cartoon studio's first Oscar winning animated short), in which Sylvester was still known as "Thomas".

Sylvester
had gone unnamed in his first three films, as well, (Life with Feathers and the dialogue-free Peck Up Your Troubles, both 1945 Freleng Merrie Melodies), and Clampett's 1946 MM, Kitty Cornered, with Porky Pig. To my knowledge, Kitty Cornered is the only Porky and Sylvester cartoon in which Sylvester can speak, discounting The Scarlet Pumpernickel, of course.

In A Gruesome Twosome, the "Jimmy Durante Cat" who shoots the other cat in the head with a pistol



says, (referring to Orson/ Tweety): 'There goes the little naked genius now', and that was the end of the pink Tweety.

Curiously, this line of dialogue has been removed from the DVD release, and I've long since recycled the .mpeg rip, but I still have it on the VHS cassette. Toronto residents might get a chance to see this one uncut at one of Reg Hartt's CineForum shows, in the living room of his home, on Bathurst St., south of College St., on the East side.

Beginning with Tweetie Pie, all WB theatrical cartoons starring the Sylvester and Tweety pairing were directed by Freleng. Robert McKimson directed the ones with Sylvester and Hippity Hopper, the 'giant mouse' baby kangaroo, and Chuck Jones did the ones with Porky and Sylvester in haunted houses/ hotels.

Clampett
went on to create Albert Einstein's favorite TV show, Time For Beany, (1949) (with the hand puppets), and later the animated version, Beany and Cecil, (1962).

Following the closure of the Warner Bros. theatrical cartoon studio in 1964, Freleng notably teamed up with David DePatie to form DePatie-Freleng Enterprises, for which their best know output is The Pink Panther television show.

Most of their corporation is now owned by Marvel Entertainment, a subsidiary of The Walt Disney Company.
 
Bugs Bunny is anatomically correct. He flashed his dick in the shower scene in The Wabbit Who Came To Supper, (directed by Isadore ('Friz') Freleng; Merrie Melodie, 1942).

I beg to differ. Everyone knows it was universally agreed in 1948 among the International Committee for the Certification of Cartoon Genitalia that is was not, in fact, a 'dick', but actually a Stay Free MaxiPad that had become dislodged from the rabbit's fur during filming. It was at that point that Kotex secured Olympic gymnast Cathy Rigby as their spokesperson, and personal advisor, in an effort to assure the public that such embarrassing gaffes were not a typical outcome of product use. Fact, yo'.
 
I beg to differ. Everyone knows it was universally agreed in 1948 among the International Committee for the Certification of Cartoon Genitalia that is was not, in fact, a 'dick', but actually a Stay Free MaxiPad that had become dislodged from the rabbit's fur during filming. It was at that point that Kotex secured Olympic gymnast Cathy Rigby as their spokesperson, and personal advisor, in an effort to assure the public that such embarrassing gaffes were not a typical outcome of product use. Fact, yo'.

It's his dick.

Cathy Rigby wasn't even born until 1952, and didn't need Kotex until she had her first period on May 17, 1965, three years before her Olympic debut at the Mexico City games.

I'm beginning to suspect that you're 'rub', in disguise. Either that, or you just do it too much.
 
It's his dick.

Cathy Rigby wasn't even born until 1952, and didn't need Kotex until she had her first period on May 17, 1965, three years before her Olympic debut at the Mexico City games.

I'm beginning to suspect that you're 'rub', in disguise. Either that, or you just do it too much.

er...Sherlock Holmes called, Bob. He found your sense of humor buried with Mr.Spock on planet Vulcan.
 
It's his dick.

Cathy Rigby wasn't even born until 1952, and didn't need Kotex until she had her first period on May 17, 1965, three years before her Olympic debut at the Mexico City games.

I'm beginning to suspect that you're 'rub', in disguise. Either that, or you just do it too much.

Most Olympic level athletes never get their period.
 
That was certainly the case for Ben Johnson! But in his case, I think it was more about stress, than steroids....

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They train so hard that their menstrual cycles never start, or shuts down.
 
Most Olympic level athletes never get their period.

Duh! Most Olympic level athletes are men, and men don't get periods, unless they're Politically Correct on the left.

Olympic Gymnastics wasn't that strenuous in 1968. The Gold Medal was given out for stuff they do in warm ups these days. '68 was four years before Olga Korbut made gymnastics a competitive sport. Before that, it was basically horizontal pole dancing, stuff you can see nowadays if you go to a strip club, and put your ear on your shoulder.
 
That was certainly the case for Ben Johnson! But in his case, I think it was more about stress, than steroids....

I believed Ben when he said he didn't take those stereos, despite what the Radio Shack security guy assumed.
 
er...Sherlock Holmes called, Bob. He found your sense of humor buried with Mr.Spock on planet Vulcan.

I call bullshit on this one. Sherlock Holmes was dead when they were still flying those biplanes that King Kong knocked out of the sky, with the hand that wasn't holding Faye Wray.

You're thinking of John "Wadd" Holmes, Johnny Wadd, and that huge dick of his. You're also thinking of the six of hearts. Stop thinking about those things, and you might learn something. But I doubt it.
 
Duh! Most Olympic level athletes are men, and men don't get periods, unless they're Politically Correct on the left.

Olympic Gymnastics wasn't that strenuous in 1968. The Gold Medal was given out for stuff they do in warm ups these days. '68 was four years before Olga Korbut made gymnastics a competitive sport. Before that, it was basically horizontal pole dancing, stuff you can see nowadays if you go to a strip club, and put your ear on your shoulder.

The number of topics on which you're an expert, is truly astounding.
 
I call bullshit on this one. Sherlock Holmes was dead when they were still flying those biplanes that King Kong knocked out of the sky, with the hand that wasn't holding Faye Wray.

You're thinking of John "Wadd" Holmes, Johnny Wadd, and that huge dick of his. You're also thinking of the six of hearts. Stop thinking about those things, and you might learn something. But I doubt it.

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