Porn addict has emergency surgery to remove live EEL he inserted up his backside.

[Candyman]

Don't try this stunt for porn addicts.

A porn addict had to have emergency surgery to remove a live EEL from inside his body after he inserted it up his backside to copy an x-rated movie.
The 39-year-old man rushed himself to A&E at a hospital in southern China when he couldn't get the creature out following the kinky stunt.
The single man told stunned medics at hospital casualty unit in Shunde, Guangdong province: "Please, please help me. The eel is moving through my body."
Surgeons finally removed the 20 inch long Asian swamp eel - which weighed more than half a kilo - in the early hours of the morning after a lengthy treatment with drugs and medical probes.

"The eel was simply trying to find it's way out," explained one of the medical team.
"It was still alive when we got it out but it died soon afterwards, which was probably a mercy.
"This was a particularly idiotic stunt and could have caused him a serious injury. Eels have small but very sharp teeth."
A police spokesman said: "We are aware of what happened and a 39-year-old man will be interviewed over alleged animal cruelty."

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/porn-addict-emergency-surgery-remove-1821970

 

[Sophia Sinclair]

So unlike "Felching with a Gerbal"

https://m.youtube.com/#/watch?v=W0pNeDMowCY&desktop_uri=/watch?v=W0pNeDMowCY

we now have "Felching with an Eel", Gangnam Style.

 

[Goodfella]

So unlike "Felching with a Gerbal"

https://m.youtube.com/#/watch?v=W0pNeDMowCY&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DW0pNeDMowCY

we now have "Felching with an Eel", Gangnam Style.

You sure you have the proper link?.

 

[Bridgette_xo]

Oh my!

 

[Leo]

Oh my!

OH JEZZ!

 

[Transient]

Could be worse.

 

[oldguyzer]

"I don't know how it happened, Doctor! I was sitting in my bath, minding my own business..."

Just because he sticks eels up his butt does that mean he's a porn addict? I watch a LOT of porn, and never tried an eel up my butt. And strangely, never had the desire to, either!

 

[train]

Has HOF or TROOPS ever been to Southern China?

 

[Madman]

Tranny, I'm going to evict you I swear to God I am!:grrrrrr:

PAPA, EEL for lunch please!!

 

[oldguyzer]

One time, at band camp....

 

[Cardinal Fang]

Why did I click on this thread?

 

[Sophia Sinclair]

Yes, did u watch it?

It's a hilarious commentary on "Felching with a Gerbil". Sorry, I only know how to post a link to a video, not the actual YouTube video itself.

Maybe someone will make one for "Felching with an Eel" now.

Any Takers?

 

[Dan]

Yes, did u watch it?

It's a hilarious commentary on "Felching with a Gerbil". Sorry, I only know how to post a link to a video, not the actual YouTube video itself.

Maybe someone will make one for "Felching with an Eel" now.

Any Takers?

Pervert:biggrin2:

 

[Doggie]

LOL where's that picture from?

Never heard of Madman :biggrin2:

 

[FineWineDiva]

Good thing it wasn't an electric Eel ..... guess that one is in a different video

 

[oldguyzer]

Never heard of Madman :biggrin2:

Everyone has heard of Madman. Some wish they hadn't. Just don't ask him about prunes or red boots.

 

[Transient]

Good thing it wasn't an electric Eel ..... guess that one is in a different video

:gasp:shocking.

 

[TROOPS]

Eel? Okay now that was stupid. I would of just used a goldfish.

 

[-b]

Could be worse.

Madman is into Porn Stars.....:rofl!:

 

[Sophia Sinclair]

Pervert:biggrin2:

FYI Dan, I was merely suggesting the making of a good parody video, like the one in the link I provided earlier, not actually partaking of eel felching.

Although I've had tubular objects in my bum, as Señor Gomes & others can attest to, I'm not in2 "Monopterus albus" :no:, unless of course it's the human variety, making me a Naughty Lady, but not a pervert.

Sorry to disappoint you! :rofl!: