Porn Pet Peeves

[barotti]

I was watching one of the clips on my computer recently and the action was pretty and hot but the guy holding the camera wouldn't shut the fuck up and really killed it for me.
What things about porn really peeves you?

 

[jumpingjackflash]

Seeing some big dicked dude boning the lady on the screen in my living room and not offering her to me. Selfish rat bastard!:grrrrrr:

 

[Maurice Boscorelli]

There is a lot for me:

- POV porn I find extremely annoying and frustrating.

- Generic fake boobs,wafer thin,dyed hair, bald pussy, Tats, girls in today's films just bores me to know end.

- Max Hardcore and his ilk make me sick.

- Porn from Japan where the girls squeal like pigs while being fucked by less than well endowed men.

-Fake squirting where you know the girl has just drank copious amounts of water and is pushing it out.

- Porn that is trying to sell you on the fact that it is real but is obviously contrived.
Like the Bangbus series.

 

[Cycleguy007]

There is a lot for me:

- POV porn I find extremely annoying and frustrating.

- Generic fake boobs,wafer thin,dyed hair, bald pussy, Tats, girls in today's films just bores me to know end.

- Max Hardcore and his ilk make me sick.

- Porn from Japan where the girls squeal like pigs while being fucked by less than well endowed men.

-Fake squirting where you know the girl has just drank copious amounts of water and is pushing it out.

- Porn that is trying to sell you on the fact that it is real but is obviously contrived.
Like the Bangbus series.

Totally agree... (except for the bald pussy part... )

 

[Raiden]

Porn in general I find boring. It was ok when I was a teen-ager but I so much would rather have the real thing. If I was going to watch porn I"d rather watch non pro's in the flick.

 

[el matador]

Porn in general I find boring. It was ok when I was a teen-ager but I so much would rather have the real thing. If I was going to watch porn I"d rather watch non pro's in the flick.

The amateur ones the only ones that do it for me. Maurice said it best, too much fake stuff.

 

[KathrynBardot]

Really long fingernails on the ladies, especially in girl-on-girl :beurk:

 

[GenevieveLajoie]

Really long fingernails on the ladies, especially in girl-on-girl :beurk:

So true.

I like amateur porn, with good looking people in it. More difficult to find than it sound. Except for gay amateur porn.

 

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Huge or multiple tats on the girls
Seeing too much of the dude's face
Pixilated porn from Japan
Too much talking or trying to hard with a plot
When the director doesn't fully use both girls in a 3 some.
Fake dick/fake cum porn

 

[jiggyjiggy]

When they don't show enough of the ladies body. Too much facial expression shots.