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https://www.lelo.com/inez
Product reviews:
Throbbing explosion of ecstatic bliss
This is the kind of toy that only comes around once in a lifetime. When you first insert this gorgeous pleasure rod into your hoo hah, your toes will curl while your left arm goes numb as receptors fly across your body delivering messages that could end world hunger. The first time I unboxed this hedonist pole and rammed it like a battering ram into the door of a third-world immigrant living in Germany into my vaginal cavity, I screamed so loud that my neighbors (who live 3 miles away on their own estate) called the police. I had to pay off the local police chief so he would bury the incident. Not a negative, though, since paying the local authorities off so they wouldn't interfere with the weekend torture rituals was on my to-do list anyways! LOL! Great product, would recommend.
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Lulu
05/13/2016 - 04:34
GOLD POOP
When I put it in my butt, it looks like I am pooping gold. 5 STARS!!!
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Josh
05/11/2016 - 23:42
Worth every cent
I'm no stranger to paying large amounts for sexual gratification, but I have to say that the INEZ has exceeded my wildest dreams.
Now, usually I'm a romantic kind of guy – the type to light a candle and strew the bed with hundred-dollar bills. But my wife read an article on Goop and, ever since, she's been begging me to try something different from my usual bottle- of-wine-and-3-tumblers-of-whiskey seduction technique.
I don't know if it's the sleek gold surface, or the elegant form, but she was thrilled - thrilled! - when I bought it for her. For a few all-too-brief moments of ecstasy, she forgot about the plight of the poor, the famine in Somalia or my serial infidelities and gave herself to pure pleasure. In fact, ever since I bought it, she's insisted on taking it everywhere in her handbag - a difficult feat as it weighs rather a lot (being covered in a plate of 24-carat solid gold).
It's strange, but I've never really understood how the poor are able to get off using only the clumsy tools they were born with, yet now I'm less able to comprehend than ever. I mean, without a 24-carat gold vibrator, can anyone truly consider themselves sexually fulfilled?
