bobistheowl
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Cardinal Fang said:1. I go online and mess up Wikipidea entries.
2. I come to HUBGFE and search my name to see what people posted about me.
3. If number 2 doesn't yield any results then I pretend to masturbate in my mind.
4. Go to my twitter account and punch the monitor every time HUBGFE.CC mocks me.
5. Send Homo Erotic poetry to Madman.
6. Ponder why Louis XIV chose a Siberian Tiger as an avatar when CATS of all sorts suck donkey testicles with extreme prejudice.
7. Check my email to see who else wants to send me penis enlargement pills and feed into that complex that maybe just maybe the internet is telling me something.
8. Read porn.
9. Go back and repeat number 2 in case I misspelled the search term "Fang" with "Fag."
10. Ponder why I chose my handle if misspelling the name can yield such drastic results in a Google Search.
You must be in senior management at some company with a lot of low paid staff. That's what the senior management used to do all day when I worked for a company like that, if they weren't at the golf course, or taking personal credit for my work.
Fortunately, we weren't unionized, so I did my own salary negotiations, and made 50% more than the next highest paid employee with the same job title.
Unfortunately, I had more work to do than the other four of them combined. I don't let myself get exploited like that anymore.