Post your advises for all to take notes.

[Boing]

 

[Thomas Crown]

If you take free advice you get exactly what you payed for

 

[oldguyzer]

When she says "I love you" she leaves off the "r wallet".

 

[Anonymous69]

 

[Prick]

When in doubt, never do it.

 

[Fuggedabouditt]

My bitch cunt of an ex-wife told me to not get her anything for her birthday one year. So I didn't. The next year, she jokingly said "Get me a box of donuts", so I did. She didn't fuck around with me anymore after that...and btw, I did this after I bought her a diamond tennis bracelet and she returned it and exchanged it for the one she liked better.....

 

[cristycurves]

Think of yourself first, everyone else second, this may seem selfish to some, but in reality, it's the best advice anyone will give and never partner with someone you've only met online, ever

 

[papasmerf]

 

[User-E]

When I was a kid, 'Don't eat yellow snow' was considered valuable advice.

 

[ERecTile]

Fun and frustration are simply two sides of the same coin.

 

[papasmerf]

When I was a kid, 'Don't eat yellow snow' was considered valuable advice.

Hmmmmmm So it is not lemon ice........

 

[ReservoirDog]

My bitch cunt of an ex-wife told me to not get her anything for her birthday one year. So I didn't. The next year, she jokingly said "Get me a box of donuts", so I did. She didn't fuck around with me anymore after that...and

:rofl!: That was funny.

 

[JJ Mitchell]

Do not associate with hockey parents.

Twitter

 

[DigglerII]

 

[Prick]

 

[Poroit]

Here is one easy way of doing it.

 

[cristycurves]

Life is like....

 

[Blubber]

Do not attempt this unless you want to break a few bones.