Post your funny little idiosyncrasies here....

[tboy]

I'll get it started:

TP should go over the roll, not underneath
When I make a sandwich, I like to use 2 consecutive slices and like it when they line up properly.
I have a 2 way switch for my porch light and one for my hallway light. When they both line up (up or down) woohoo! bonus!
When I start a new pack of smokes, I open the left side first.

It's not like I'm obsessive complusive about these things, just kind of like it when they happen.....

 

[a 1 player]

My OCD comes out in the grocery store. All similar food groups must go on the conveyor together.

 

[Blank_Dave]

I'll start slow, and maybe add more as I remember them....

While driving, I prefer my drink in the passenger side cup holder.
If I allow my mustache to grow long enough, I tend to chew on it, mostly with my canines.
When idle, I'll often fidget with my keys.
I'll typically lock my car twice.
Like Tboy, I prefer my TP over the top.

Add
When getting a glass of water, I tend to give the glass a quick rinse first. Not so for other beverages. I'll also rinse sports bottles, and pet dishes, when filling with water.

 

[Maurice Boscorelli]

I always take my garbage with me and dispose of it in trash cans when I'm out. Like at the mall. A neighbor once said to me in the 5 years he knew me that he had never seen any trash left out for pick up,lol.

 

[Guido]

I like to make my coffee cool off before I drink it, actually food too,
I have to watch at least an hour of TV before I can go to bed,
While watching TV I have to hold on to the remote and switch channels during commercials,
My shoes have to be easy on easy off, I can't stand if I have to fidget getting them on or off,
If I find a light on in a room that is not needed it makes my moustache curl,

Like Dave I know there's more and I will be back.

 

[Boing]

I like to put on my left foot leg boot in first before the right one.

 

[Bubba]

I chew from the right side first the slowly move to my left side.

Do I win a prize :wink:

Mods do I get a freebie for that :shout:

 

[papasmerf]

I will not read a book that has been read by anyone else.

That is to say no used books or library books.

Sounds odd but the life has already been taken from the words by someone else

 

[Bubba]

I will not read a book that has been read by anyone else.

That is to say no used books or library books.

Sounds odd but the life has already been taken from the words by someone else

What does bacon have to do with it :dontknow: :biggrin:

 

[tboy]

I will not read a bacon that has been baconed by anyone else.

That is to say no used bacon or library bacon.

Sounds odd but the life has already been taken from the bacon by someone else

There bubba, I think this is what he meant to say heheheheh

 

[Ang]

I like to wash my penis before my wife sucks it!

I get the prize!!...LOL

 

[LickingGravity]

I always take my garbage with me and dispose of it in trash cans when I'm out. Like at the mall. A neighbor once said to me in the 5 years he knew me that he had never seen any trash left out for pick up,lol.

Are you in a witness protection prgram ?

 

[LickingGravity]

I'm also a toilet paper unrolling from the top person
I like having at least 1 if not 2 spare bottles of liquid shower soap at all times
I buy a lot of avocado but end up throwing half of them out because I don't use them soon enough
I almost never have intecourse with a woman without going down on her first
Every Saturday morning I have a coffee and do the "evil level" sudoku puzzle in the National Post before showering (can anyone say nerd?)

 

[Jesus Quintana]

Every night after dinner I sit down with my dog, a cigar and a bottle of booze for one hour in the dark with no music on.

 

[Gangsta]

I always sleep on my left side. No idea why I just got used to it.

 

[Maurice Boscorelli]

Are you in a witness protection prgram ?

Not that I know of,lol.

 

[God]

When I wake up I always put my right foot down on the floor.

 

[Ang]

My oldest daughter cannot have her different food touching each other......................drives us CRAZY!!!!:wacko:

 

[papasmerf]

My oldest daughter cannot have her different food touching each other......................drives us CRAZY!!!!:wacko:

my daughter is the same way

now that she is getting hitched I will send her service for 8 of compartmentalized dishes

 

[Guido]

I remembered some more,

When I walk I always check to make sure my zipper is up,
I have to shave and shower every day or I feel dirty,
I have to use moist wipes, I can't stand using just toilet paper,(remember to bring them next time Peace)
I have to have ice in soda pop can't drink it from a can