Posting for Escorts

[-b]

I was reading post titles from escorts....Before I start this is a joke.....Don't sue me
or yet your panties in knots.....

A lot of the women post Intellectual etc.......

If an Escort posted...."I am as stupid, slow in intelligent.....
I can not keep a conversation without looking like I am
stunted"......

Would you see her.....

Or "I am has ugly has hell but have a wonderful body"....

Would that affect your choice.....

Another is "I am very pretty but my body is chunky and a bit lose like me"......

Would that do it.....

Ok I am bored.......

 

[Reverse]

How about-

$60 half hour specials with no showering in-between clients.

Today only!

 

[tboy]

How about-

$60 half hour specials with no showering in-between clients.

Today only!

Not so much at this board but, on the "other" board, there were/are guys continually commenting on $60 F/S incalls and how terrible they were....

So I'd have to say: yeah, there would be some who would partake reverse......

 

[Butch]

So I'd have to say: yeah, there would be some who would partake reverse......

Not I, would you?.

 

[tboy]

Not I, would you?.

HELL no.....

I mean, if I wanted to stick my dick into a ditch pig I could find one for free on Kingston rd......

 

[-b]

You do realize this is for fun....not serious .....I never intended it
to be......Not that I can control it.....

So here another......If an Escort post....
" I would love to have you over, only if you know how to fold sheets"

" I love BJ but only with 2 inch penis":rofl1:

 

[Maurice Boscorelli]

Some would say in private the dumber the better but not I.

Intelligence is a worthwhile attribute that cannot be over looked even in a pay for play scenario.

 

[TINY]

You do realize this is for fun....not serious .....I never intended it
to be......Not that I can control it.....

Iwould do her only if she has not shaved for over a week :spiteful:

 

[Jesus Quintana]

Iwould do her only if she has not shaved for over a week :spiteful:

SO you'd like this one?

"I don't wash my kitty so that sweaty taste was the guy before you. Get ready for stubble!"

 

[Art Mann]

... So here another......If an Escort post....
" I love BJ but only with 2 inch penis":rofl1:

I'd be happy to provide my two inch penis. I'm very attached to it. Even has a tattoo: Shorty.

Although I guess I would have to warn her that if she's any good at BJ, she may discover the tattoo actually says:

Shorty's Bar & Grill, Anaheim, California. Home of the famous full pounder.

 

[LadyRaven]

come see me if you like the smell of pepperoni and feta cheese

 

[Italiana]

I was reading post titles from escorts....Before I start this is a joke.....Don't sue me
or yet your panties in knots.....

A lot of the women post Intellectual etc.......

If an Escort posted...."I am as stupid, slow in intelligent.....
I can not keep a conversation without looking like I am
stunted"......

Would you see her.....

Or "I am has ugly has hell but have a wonderful body"....

Would that affect your choice.....

Another is "I am very pretty but my body is chunky and a bit lose like me"......

Would that do it.....

Ok I am bored.......

LMAO..hey well I used to go on POF and tell them I was 7 feet tall with princess leigh side buns, buck teeth, mustache and hairy mole, wearing short shorts and I have been on Jerry Springer a few times to find the 11 possible daddies for my 8 kids....they didnt seem to care actually. They were like "hELL YA let's meet up!!"

 

[Italiana]

then AGAIN, there ARE lots of guys who prefer the "trophy" dumb ass wifey right??...

 

[Blank_Dave]

come see me if you like the smell of pepperoni and feta cheese

Uhhhhh...No. :beurk:

 

[-b]

then AGAIN, there ARE lots of guys who prefer the "trophy" dumb ass wifey right??...

You are totally right......:rofl!:
Then they are back with mistress and escort.....:clapping:

Another Post... " I hate sex with men and I will bite your penis off...
Cum see me for a Sensual date to remember......"

 

[Guido]

Another Post... " I hate sex with men and I will bite your penis off...
Cum see me for a Sensual date to remember......"

Stop attacking the Penis arghhhhhhh!

 

[peace]

you mean attacking the size of papasmerf's...tsk tsk...

 

[-b]

Stop attacking the Penis arghhhhhhh!

Ok here is one.....

" Yes I love Deep French Throat Kissing come see me and I will throw up in your mouth"
Come see me....." Yes I enjoy Deep Throat Kissing, as long as you enjoy the another man's cum before you"

Is that better Guido.....:rofl1:

 

[Baz]

Disgusting thread, how do you people sleep at night! The key word is M-O-R-A-L-S, where have they disappeared too?

 

[-b]

Disgusting thread, how do you people sleep at night! The key word is M-O-R-A-L-S, where have they disappeared too?

Well, I sleep pretty good at times then there are times I need heavy meds because of the pain I am in or sleeping pills........But they stop giving me sleeping pills because I wanted to over dose.....=)) So I have to go to the hospital now when I am in pain........

As for the MORALS.....Lost that a long time ago.....still looking for it....I think it went away when I was in my younger years of traveling. I do have some....well maybe 1 or 2...like not sleeping with my friends wife and never sleeping with men again....I think that is a good one......

As far as this thread go......well you don't need to read it, love.....there are other places and people to be saved....I am not one of them......I have come to the part of my life I realize I would rather suffer for my friends isn't that God would have wanted........:anangel: That you suffer with the immoral...well these people are willing to suffer for me........I want to Thank Every One Of YOU FOR SUFFERING FOR ME and my wicked ways...