PSA - Irish Spring Itensify

[Cardinal Fang]

As a public service announcement for my fellow members, I wish to warn all my brethren with an appendage NOT to buy the product I've noted above. It contains an additive that is supposed to make your body tingle. At least that's what the label says.

What actually happens is that if feel very much like you've placed Deep Cold or Absorbine Junior on your private areas. It doesn't get intense, however the first time you try it your mind will instantly go to....OH MY GOD WHAT THE FARK HAVE I DONE!

 

[Transient]

Apply some Gold Bond powder with Menthol to affected areas...STAT!

 

[Cardinal Fang]

:biggrin2:

 

[Transient]

...oh and hot water, use plenty of hot water, make sure those pores are open to receive all that goodness.

 

[Cardinal Fang]

*Fang creates folder on Desktop and names it Transient.*

*Clicks on the folder and selects delete*

*Window XP then asks Fang if he is sure he would like to delete Transient and all it's contents.*








*Eye twitch.....*

 

[IFUSEEKAMY]

I'm still not laughing. I can keep a promise. :shout:

 

[Cardinal Fang]

Maybe so....but I'm hearing the faint tremble of a giggle in those words of yours. :biggrin2:

 

[Boing]

:Bringiton:

 

[DannyDeVito]

*Fang creates folder on Desktop and names it Transient.*

*Clicks on the folder and selects delete*

*Window XP then asks Fang if he is sure he would like to delete Transient and all it's contents.*








*Eye twitch.....*

:LMAO:

 

[Anto]

Glad to know you take yourself seriously. Which is a good thing.

 

[Dan]

Priceless, you're a hoot!

 

[Analme]

Try old spice, you know you want to

 

[Transient]

*Fang creates folder on Desktop and names it Transient.*

*Clicks on the folder and selects delete*

*Window XP then asks Fang if he is sure he would like to delete Transient and all it's contents.*








*Eye twitch.....*

 

[Cardinal Fang]

OH COME ON! :shout:

 

[Transient]

I've hacked my XP box to actually display that message.

 

[Cardinal Fang]

Ouch! :biggrin2:

 

[User-E]

Best thread of the week? I needed the laughs!

Ditto!

 

[Swagger]

:-Cool/"