Just as I decide my column is getting way too obsessed with sex, I get a call from my swinger friends. Not Sexyboots this time. She and Mr. Sexyboots are taking a break from wall-to-wall swap meets. I suspect it’s because the kids are getting older and are starting to ask questions. (“Gee, I sure do have a lot of aunts and uncles.”)
No, it’s Sexyboots’ longtime friend Mr. Sexxxmaniac on the line. Mr. Sexxxmaniac is not his real name. (Ed. note: Strobel, you promised to cool the sex.)
Okay, okay, consider this a food column.
Mr. Sexxxmaniac is head of Take A Bite Of The Apple (TABOTA), a swingers’ club I keep bumping into. I call them the Apple Biters. They will stage the inaugural Toronto Erotic Film Festival (TEFF) on Sept. 11.
Now, before Piers Handling has a heart attack, TEFF has nil to do with his TIFF, the Toronto International Film Festival, Sept. 9-19. On the other hand, TEFF will give Midnight Madness new meaning. And, naturally, it welcomes entries from Clint Eastwood and friends, since they’ll be in town anyway.
No, it’s Sexyboots’ longtime friend Mr. Sexxxmaniac on the line. Mr. Sexxxmaniac is not his real name. (Ed. note: Strobel, you promised to cool the sex.)
Okay, okay, consider this a food column.
Mr. Sexxxmaniac is head of Take A Bite Of The Apple (TABOTA), a swingers’ club I keep bumping into. I call them the Apple Biters. They will stage the inaugural Toronto Erotic Film Festival (TEFF) on Sept. 11.
Now, before Piers Handling has a heart attack, TEFF has nil to do with his TIFF, the Toronto International Film Festival, Sept. 9-19. On the other hand, TEFF will give Midnight Madness new meaning. And, naturally, it welcomes entries from Clint Eastwood and friends, since they’ll be in town anyway.
