Punchlines only.

[Creepy]

My last girlfriend called me a pedophile.









Pretty big word for a 12-year-old.

 

[Creepy]

What has four legs and one arm?






​A Doberman in a playground

 

[Macho Man]

If I were closer I'd be behind you.

 

[papasmerf]

so, Peace says: "tastes like Robin"

 

[ReservoirDog]

Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.

 

[Louis XIV]

That's what she said.

 

[Prick]

I wasn't poor. I was po, couldn't afford the o-r.

 

[Cardinal Fang]

So then the Duck says to the Elephant "put it on my bill."

 

[Raiden]

Knock knock

 

[jmrandomstuff]

Rectum? Damn near killed him.

 

[oldguyzer]

Then Peace said "that's not a banana!"

 

[papasmerf]

ya think I wished for a 12 inch Pianist?

 

[Beef Jerky]

He is on second.

 

[BEER]

Go ahead, "Make MY BEER".

 

[Skipper]

Pull my finger.

 

[Viagrauser]

Rats going to rat and snakes going to hiss.

 

[Louis XIV]

Then the hooker said 'I'm glad you like my accent, but I never said anything about a big 'inflection'....

 

[God]

In god we trust.