Questions That Can Only Be Answered With A Lie

[God]

1. When your S.O. asks, "Does this make me look fat?"

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2. When you're at a wedding and someone whispers, "Aren't they just perfect for each other?"

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3. When a brand new Mom croons, "Isn't this the cutest baby you have EVER seen?"

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4. When your kid makes dinner and asks, "Does it taste good?" with those big, hopeful eyes.

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5. When anyone, ever, asks, "Well, how old do I look?"

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6. When that annoying coworker gushes, "Don't you just love working here?"

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7. When someone you love asks, "Am I the best you've ever had?"

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8. When that ambitious friend asks, "What'd you think of my poem/screenplay/novel?"

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9. When your chronically unemployed sibling asks, "Is your company hiring?"

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10. When that person you just met gasps, "Wanna hang out this weekend?"

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11. When pretty much anyone asks, "Can I get a ride?"

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12. When someone drones on and on and then demands, "Did you hear what I just said?" out of nowhere.

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13. When you're totally not on your way and you get an, "Are you on your way?" text.

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14. When that friend of a friend wants to know, "Can I crash on your couch?"

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15. When the friend who ordered the bottle of wine for the table asks, "Do you mind spotting me?"

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[God]

[h=3]16. When you're having a really bad day and some cheerful bastard asks, "How are you?"[/h]

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[h=3][/h][h=3]17. When your Dad scopes the caller ID and answers with an "I guess you're calling for your mother?"[/h]

 

[papasmerf]

8. When that ambitious friend asks, "What'd you think of my poem/screenplay/novel?"






Do you actually think Bob would want anyones opinion?

 

[Sumbo]

I hate when they put me in the spot.

 

[Boing]

Are you single?.

 

[papasmerf]

are you still beating your husband?

 

[Bubba]

is it in yet

 

[Wanker]

Priceless :biggrin2:

But true, what do you say?.

 

[Blank_Dave]

Priceless :biggrin2:

But true, what do you say?.

as long as you don't answer like one guy I know did. "No, you ass makes your ass look fat."

 

[DannyDeVito]

They keep lying to me.

 

[cristycurves]

questions

questions

when a man with a little dick asks if I think it's a good size.......

 

[papasmerf]

when a man with a little dick asks if I think it's a good size.......

You mean 3 inches is not normal? :sorry2:

 

[oldguyzer]

when a man with a little dick asks if I think it's a good size.......

MrSpicyDiarrhea won't be happy with that.

 

[Jessica Rain]

MySpicyDiarrhea won't be happy with that.

Thank god for the ignore function.

 

[Blank_Dave]

when a man with a little dick asks if I think it's a good size.......

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Good luck with that.

 

[Oilcan]