Remember old sayings when you were young?.

[Curly]

Show me yours and I will show you mine :biggrin2:

Continue...

 

[L._s.]

Fuck your mama;

You fag!

Your mama is so ......

Stamped it no erase (ieeees)

Absolute Power

Uranus - not the planet

 

[MEAT]

You dig?

 

[Senor Gomes]

Oye como va.

 

[TINY]

Happy as a clam.

 

[DannyDeVito]

Jive talking.

 

[Art Mann]

My father, who was born and raised in Mennonite farmland, had a wealth of Amish sayings, some of which still stick in my mind today.

Some he repeated for the sheer joy of German syntax in spoken English. For example:
• Throw papa down from the barn his handkerchief
• Throw the horse over the fence some hay

Others he repeated just for the common sense they embodied:
• No joy be complete lest it be shared.
• No man so wise he know everything, nor so stupid he know nothing
• Man who know everything still has much to learn
• Both rain and sunshine it takes to make the garden grow
• Those who have no children know best how to raise them
• Together go a narrow mind and a wide mouth
• Better to aim high and miss than aim at nothing and hit it
• To make your money last, first you must make your money

All these gems of truth were made quaint with Pennsylvania/Dutch pronunciation. This is the only one I can illustrate in print:
• Ve grow too schoon olt ... und too late schmart

 

[HOF]

Tabernac HOF! For years, I thought my name was Tabernac!

 

[Buckfifty]

My father, who was born and raised in Mennonite farmland, had a wealth of Amish sayings, some of which still stick in my mind today.

Some he repeated for the sheer joy of German syntax in spoken English. For example:
• Throw papa down from the barn his handkerchief
• Throw the horse over the fence some hay

Others he repeated just for the common sense they embodied:
• No joy be complete lest it be shared.
• No man so wise he know everything, nor so stupid he know nothing
• Man who know everything still has much to learn
• Both rain and sunshine it takes to make the garden grow
• Those who have no children know best how to raise them
• Together go a narrow mind and a wide mouth
• Better to aim high and miss than aim at nothing and hit it
• To make your money last, first you must make your money

All these gems of truth were made quaint with Pennsylvania/Dutch pronuciation. This is the only one I can illustrate in print:
• Ve grow too schoon olt ... und too late schmart

:good:

 

[ShowmeThemoney]

Come to papa.

Love you for $5.

 

[Wanker]

 

[Butch]

Lay a Gasser.

 

[papasmerf]

my balls itch

Midol should help

Let the ladies take care of the dishes

 

[User-E]

Shut up back there! I'm warning you, if I have to pull this car over, you and your brother won't be able to sit down for a week.

 

[Art Mann]

Boy oh boy! Does that one ever sound familiar.:biggrin2:

 

[User-E]

Boy oh boy! Does that one ever sound familiar.:biggrin2:

That was pre-seatbelt days when you could really wrestle in the back seat - choke holds and everything.

 

[Wise Guy]

LOL :biggrin2:

 

[SQUISH]

Wazzup!

 

[DonCorleo]

Wazzup!

He is a member here now.

 

[Koolkidplayer]

Too old to remember.