Remember your first swear word or when you were the recipient?.

[Swagger]

Your mom wears army boots seems so old now but do kids still use that phrase?.

Just curious because I was told to suck on a lemon by a kid this morning when I told him to stop picking on his sister.

 

[Flash Bazbo]

[h=2]Remember your first swear word...[/h]Probably "the N word", in the counting-out game, "eenie meanie minie moe". We didn't know what the word meant yet, at three years old.

It was just an elimination method, to determine who was to be "it", for a game like 'tag', 'kick the can', etc. Kids today aren't allowed to be 'it' anymore; a game like that is considered 'bullying', because it's 'non-inclusive'.

 

[bolt.upright]

There was no swearing at my house, except for the French religious things when, for example, my father hit his thumb with a hammer. I was quite unaware of the English swear words. A couple of my school friends had me say the word "puck" with my lips held back with my fingers. Of course it came out more like "fuck" and I had no idea what it meant. They told me I was swearing--I learned a new word that day.

 

[Hitter]

Have you ever eaten a bar of soap when you were 8 years old?. That's the last time I ever said shit in front of my parents.

 

[Flash Bazbo]

There was no swearing at my house, except for the French religious things when, for example, my father hit his thumb with a hammer. I was quite unaware of the English swear words. A couple of my school friends had me say the word "puck" with my lips held back with my fingers. Of course it came out more like "fuck" and I had no idea what it meant. They told me I was swearing--I learned a new word that day.

I think I was eight years old, the first time my old man called me "Mr Fucking know-it-all", but he didn't mean it as a compliment.

 

[Thomas Crown]

My old man swore like a drunken sailor from the time I was born. For years I thought my name was "stupid ass" I was called that so often

 

[papasmerf]

My old man swore like a drunken sailor from the time I was born. For years I thought my name was "stupid ass" I was called that so often

I was 7 before I found out my name was not Jesus Christ.....Turns out it was Piss-Pot.

 

[demien3k5]

I think I was eight years old, the first time my old man called me "Mr Fucking know-it-all".....

....and the rest is history! Personally, I can't wait for the movie to come out. I hear John Ratzenberger is playing Flash!

 

[Flash Bazbo]

....and the rest is history! Personally, I can't wait for the movie to come out. I hear John Ratzenberger is playing Flash!

You're a funny guy, demien3k5, and by funny, I mean homosexual.

demien3k5 is probably the former Louis XIV, or his doppelganger. They both like the smell of their own ass. Just a wild guess.

 

[demien3k5]

You're a funny guy, demien3k5, and by funny, I mean homosexual.

What's your beef with homosexuals there, Flashy? Seems to be a recurring theme in many of your posts. Why all the hate? Was your village in India wiped out by the LGBT community as a small child or something? Maybe you're still struggling to find a way to 'come out of the closet' and this is your coping mechanism?

In all seriousness, though. It's 2017 Flash - time to get with the program. In modern societies, we don't bash homosexuals anymore. :no:

 

[Madman]

demien3k5 is probably the former Louis XIV,

I enjoyed Louis so Demien if you are welcome back if you're not, stay a while and do you have any fresh black coffee by any chance?

 

[Flash Bazbo]

What's your beef with homosexuals there, Flashy? Seems to be a recurring theme in many of your posts. Why all the hate? Was your village in India wiped out by the LGBT community as a small child or something? Maybe you're still struggling to find a way to 'come out of the closet' and this is your coping mechanism?

In all seriousness, though. It's 2017 Flash - time to get with the program. In modern societies, we don't bash homosexuals anymore. :no:

There's nothing wrong with being a gay man demien 3k5, if one is discrete about it. When someone wants everyone else to know about what they put in their bum, it's hard to respect them. I can't respect a guy who would both lick semen out of another man's anus, and tell strangers about it, as if it was a perfectly normal thing to do.

Being openly gay and being indiscreet are significantly correlated, logically, as there are almost no openly gay men, who can also keep a secret. There are also almost no gay men who ever do anything heroic, like running into a burning building, to save a stranger's dog, barking from an upstairs window. The gay would hug the child instead, and perhaps cop a feel, rather than risk his own ass for an unselfish act.

It all comes back to that; I don't hate or fear gays, but I don't respect the choices they make, either. I'd rather have a bullet in my temple, that allow another man to stick his meat in my mouth; a gay might pay a stranger to do that. As in my joke, "There's nothing wrong with being a gay man, as long as you don't mind going through life with a bag on your chin". As far as I'm concerned, if you taste another man's flesh, you're a cannibal for life. Most men believe that, too, but many pretend that they don't, because they're playing the victim card for some other reason.

Transsexuals are homosexuals who want to introduce heterosexuals to the 'rough trade'. I don't think they should get their own bathrooms, just because real men diss them in the men's room.

Think of your best long term male friend. Imagine that he's Chuck Norris, or Payton Manning. Imagine if, tomorrow, Chuck or Payton rang your doorbell, dressed like a tranny hooker. Would your opinion of your friend be diminished, or would you applaud him for his courage? Answer truthfully.

 

[papasmerf]

My first and still favorite curse words......Carajo, comemierda and coño!

Little League?

 

[demien3k5]

There's nothing wrong with being a gay man demien 3k5, if one is discrete about it. When someone wants everyone else to know about what they put in their bum, it's hard to respect them. I can't respect a guy who would both lick semen out of another man's anus, and tell strangers about it, as if it was a perfectly normal thing to do.

Being openly gay and being indiscreet are significantly correlated, logically, as there are almost no openly gay men, who can also keep a secret. There are also almost no gay men who ever do anything heroic, like running into a burning building, to save a stranger's dog, barking from an upstairs window. The gay would hug the child instead, and perhaps cop a feel, rather than risk his own ass for an unselfish act.

It all comes back to that; I don't hate or fear gays, but I don't respect the choices they make, either. I'd rather have a bullet in my temple, that allow another man to stick his meat in my mouth; a gay might pay a stranger to do that. As in my joke, "There's nothing wrong with being a gay man, as long as you don't mind going through life with a bag on your chin". As far as I'm concerned, if you taste another man's flesh, you're a cannibal for life. Most men believe that, too, but many pretend that they don't, because they're playing the victim card for some other reason.

Transsexuals are homosexuals who want to introduce heterosexuals to the 'rough trade'. I don't think they should get their own bathrooms, just because real men diss them in the men's room.

Think of your best long term male friend. Imagine that he's Chuck Norris, or Payton Manning. Imagine if, tomorrow, Chuck or Payton rang your doorbell, dressed like a tranny hooker. Would your opinion of your friend be diminished, or would you applaud him for his courage? Answer truthfully.

I always find it interesting when exceptionally condescending individuals like Flash deign to define what should be considered 'normal' and 'acceptable' behavior for everyone else based on nothing more than their own personal preferences.

I also laugh out loud when heterosexuals who have no qualms about living out their heterosexual desires and interests in full view of the public trot out the self-serving argument that 'it's ok to be gay as long as the rest of us don't have to see it or be acutely aware of it.' In other words, '...I don't mind - you can be gay, but only if you hide yourself away from the rest of society.'

Do you make the same demands for discretion of the heterosexual community? Of course not.

It's really sad, and very telling, that in 2017 you hold such antiquated and intolerant views.

 

[papasmerf]

I always find it interesting when exceptionally condescending individuals like Flash deign to define what should be considered 'normal' and 'acceptable' behavior for everyone else based on nothing more than their own personal preferences.

I also laugh out loud when heterosexuals who have no qualms about living out their heterosexual desires and interests in full view of the public trot out the self-serving argument that 'it's ok to be gay as long as the rest of us don't have to see it or be acutely aware of it.' In other words, '...I don't mind - you can be gay, but only if you hide yourself away from the rest of society.'

Do you make the same demands for discretion of the heterosexual community? Of course not.

It's really sad, and very telling, that in 2017 you hold such antiquated and intolerant views.

.

I suspect it is all about IQ

 

[Flash Bazbo]

I always find it interesting when exceptionally condescending individuals like Flash deign to define what should be considered 'normal' and 'acceptable' behavior for everyone else based on nothing more than their own personal preferences.

I also laugh out loud when heterosexuals who have no qualms about living out their heterosexual desires and interests in full view of the public trot out the self-serving argument that 'it's ok to be gay as long as the rest of us don't have to see it or be acutely aware of it.' In other words, '...I don't mind - you can be gay, but only if you hide yourself away from the rest of society.'

Do you make the same demands for discretion of the heterosexual community? Of course not.

It's really sad, and very telling, that in 2017 you hold such antiquated and intolerant views.

If I sucked another guy's dick, I wouldn't feel proud of myself. I'd feel ashamed. It's a lifestyle choice that I wouldn't make myself, and it's by nature, selfish and dangerous. The anus is supposed to be a one way street, running south. Oral sex makes your whole day, but anal sex makes your hole weak. I don't think anyone should be applauded, for succumbing to temptation.

Voltaire said: "To learn who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticize". Gays don't rule over me; I give them no special privileges. I don't hate them, but I don't respect them, either. When does a guy have all of the privileges of a woman, and none of the responsibilities of a man? When he's openly gay. That's the reason. I don't respect them, because they don't take responsibility for their actions. Neither do you, demien louis quatorze. You never did. I don't think you really care about gays. You just like to pretend you do, when trolling.

 

[demien3k5]

If I sucked another guy's dick, I wouldn't feel proud of myself. I'd feel ashamed. It's a lifestyle choice that I wouldn't make myself, and it's by nature, selfish and dangerous. The anus is supposed to be a one way street, running south. Oral sex makes your whole day, but anal sex makes your hole weak. I don't think anyone should be applauded, for succumbing to temptation.

Voltaire said: "To learn who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticize". Gays don't rule over me; I give them no special privileges. I don't hate them, but I don't respect them, either. When does a guy have all of the privileges of a woman, and none of the responsibilities of a man? When he's openly gay. That's the reason. I don't respect them, because they don't take responsibility for their actions. Neither do you, demien louis quatorze. You never did. I don't think you really care about gays. You just like to pretend you do, when trolling.

'I believe all Americans who believe in freedom, tolerance, and human rights have a responsibility to oppose bigotry and prejudice based on sexual orientation' - Coretta Scott King

'To hold a pen is to be at war' - Voltaire :wink2:

 

[Flash Bazbo]

You can suck a dick if you want to demien, as long as it isn't my dick. - Flash Bazbo

 

[demien3k5]

You can suck a dick if you want to demien, as long as it isn't my dick. - Flash Bazbo

'Anything you say, Flash Homophobe, anything you say!' - demien3k5

 

[cristycurves]

I find it interesting when someone who continually bashes other people, then feels justified to condemn someone for being intolerant, isn't that interesting:LMAO: Entitlement here is rife, lol.