Raiden
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- Nov 6, 2009
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What a mix up on Select's part last night. I was told to meet Renne at one downtown location. I park on the street, pay for parking, head on up KNOCK KNOCK and nothing, nada and I'm staring at a black peep hole. I call Select and the booking dude calls Renne then comes back to the phone profusely apologizing telling me he messed up she's at a different downtown location. OK hmmmmm.....grrrrrr so back to my car in the pissing rain (no happy dance) because of course I didn't bring an umbrella, plus out $5 bucks for parking. :grrrrrr:
I take off like a bat out of hell to to the other location because at this point my motor is in over drive. I arrive and find parking a block and a half away. I park and go to the ticket machine, stick in my credit card and wait for authorization. Again standing in the rain, and waiting for authorization, 2 minutes go by, water dripping from my hair while I wait patiently for authorization. :whistling:
THAT’s IT, I hit cancel and go scavenge through my trunk and find a cheap purple umbrella left in my trunk, so it's back to the machine. It was dark outside by this point and time, not to many people around so as uncool as a gino looks holding a purple umbrella, it's better than getting soaked. I again stick my card in and wait for authorization, 2 minutes go by and UNFUCKINGBELIEVABLE it tells me “card declined” which I just used to get gas 2 hours prior and pay for parking at the first location. so impossible. GOD DAMMIT..... OK, this is not over yet, I go to my coin depository in my car and pull out two shiny toonies. I walk BACK TO THE FUCKING PARKING AUTHORITY machine, attempt to stick in the toonie and NADA, nothing, it won't go in!! The little metal chastity thingy would not get out of the way, so this fucking BITCH of a machine wouldn't accept my credit card nor my shiny toonie!
So there I am, standing in a parking lot with a purple umbrella between my car and a parking authority money grabbing box. I stare at my car with a loving look, I look over at the machine with disdain and then I stare in the direction of the building, look down and see DICKHEAD looking up at me pointing in the direction of the building spitting out a tear in my new Calvin Klien underwear and I'm now left with a big decision to make:
Go for it and maybe get a $40 parking ticket or worse get impounded and be really pissed off when I'm done vs say FUCK IT, I'm wet, I'm pissed and I'm GOING HOME!!:Crying2:
Yeah, you guessed it; I'm too much of a horny fucker to just let an appointment go to waste when I'm only a short jog away. So I throw the nerdy umbrella back into my trunk and start running for the building. I can feel my biscotti Milano Italian shoes getting soaked as I splash through all the puddles. GO FIGURE I hit every single puddle as I'm running because of course they were like magnets on the sidewalk GRRRRRRR FUCK!!!!!!!!
Finally I get to the building, the booker dude gives me the room number and buzzard. I buzz up and this time the security guard asks me to sign in. WHY I BUZZED AND WAS LET IN GOD DAMMIT, she's not suppose to ask but anyway I jotted down the wrong unit, phony name (HOF) so hey it was over and I was on my way up.
Finally my KNOCK KNOCK was answered. Renne answered the door wearing tight jeans and MY GOD WHAT A BOOTY. She gave me a big hug and said “omg, your soaked” well no shit Sherlock LMAO I wonder why??
Kidding aside Renne was fun, strippers body and tighter than I was expecting based on the pics. She curvy but hard bodied, very nice in my books. A few tats and tongue/clitty stud too. A very good BBBJCIMSW , pretty much did everything I wanted with tons of DFK. We alternated between DATY and BBBJ and did many fun things for the hour.
I can even now look back now and laugh at the booking mix up and the FUCKING PARKING AUTHORITY MACHINE. Damn-Not too smart
ps.. no ticket and my baby was waiting for me with open arms and heated seats!
Renne= $250
Parking in downtown Toronto free=priceless!
I take off like a bat out of hell to to the other location because at this point my motor is in over drive. I arrive and find parking a block and a half away. I park and go to the ticket machine, stick in my credit card and wait for authorization. Again standing in the rain, and waiting for authorization, 2 minutes go by, water dripping from my hair while I wait patiently for authorization. :whistling:
THAT’s IT, I hit cancel and go scavenge through my trunk and find a cheap purple umbrella left in my trunk, so it's back to the machine. It was dark outside by this point and time, not to many people around so as uncool as a gino looks holding a purple umbrella, it's better than getting soaked. I again stick my card in and wait for authorization, 2 minutes go by and UNFUCKINGBELIEVABLE it tells me “card declined” which I just used to get gas 2 hours prior and pay for parking at the first location. so impossible. GOD DAMMIT..... OK, this is not over yet, I go to my coin depository in my car and pull out two shiny toonies. I walk BACK TO THE FUCKING PARKING AUTHORITY machine, attempt to stick in the toonie and NADA, nothing, it won't go in!! The little metal chastity thingy would not get out of the way, so this fucking BITCH of a machine wouldn't accept my credit card nor my shiny toonie!
So there I am, standing in a parking lot with a purple umbrella between my car and a parking authority money grabbing box. I stare at my car with a loving look, I look over at the machine with disdain and then I stare in the direction of the building, look down and see DICKHEAD looking up at me pointing in the direction of the building spitting out a tear in my new Calvin Klien underwear and I'm now left with a big decision to make:
Go for it and maybe get a $40 parking ticket or worse get impounded and be really pissed off when I'm done vs say FUCK IT, I'm wet, I'm pissed and I'm GOING HOME!!:Crying2:
Yeah, you guessed it; I'm too much of a horny fucker to just let an appointment go to waste when I'm only a short jog away. So I throw the nerdy umbrella back into my trunk and start running for the building. I can feel my biscotti Milano Italian shoes getting soaked as I splash through all the puddles. GO FIGURE I hit every single puddle as I'm running because of course they were like magnets on the sidewalk GRRRRRRR FUCK!!!!!!!!
Finally I get to the building, the booker dude gives me the room number and buzzard. I buzz up and this time the security guard asks me to sign in. WHY I BUZZED AND WAS LET IN GOD DAMMIT, she's not suppose to ask but anyway I jotted down the wrong unit, phony name (HOF) so hey it was over and I was on my way up.
Finally my KNOCK KNOCK was answered. Renne answered the door wearing tight jeans and MY GOD WHAT A BOOTY. She gave me a big hug and said “omg, your soaked” well no shit Sherlock LMAO I wonder why??
Kidding aside Renne was fun, strippers body and tighter than I was expecting based on the pics. She curvy but hard bodied, very nice in my books. A few tats and tongue/clitty stud too. A very good BBBJCIMSW , pretty much did everything I wanted with tons of DFK. We alternated between DATY and BBBJ and did many fun things for the hour.
I can even now look back now and laugh at the booking mix up and the FUCKING PARKING AUTHORITY MACHINE. Damn-Not too smart
ps.. no ticket and my baby was waiting for me with open arms and heated seats!
Renne= $250
Parking in downtown Toronto free=priceless!
I heard he is sending you a special cake!
