Respond with a line from a movie

[IFUSEEKAMY]

If there's anything I can do for you, or more to the point to you, just let me know.

 

[papasmerf]

If there's anything I can do for you, or more to the point to you, just let me know.

is that a Ten Gallon hat or are you just happy to see me

 

[papasmerf]

On a side note

I waited 17 years for someone to ask me to call them a cab

I was working at a hotel and dating the MOD

Well a young escort comes to the front desk and asks me to call her a cab so I do

She was not amused....................We were.

 

[DB123]

On a side note

I waited 17 years for someone to ask me to call them a cab

I was working at a hotel and dating the MOD

Well a young escort comes to the front desk and asks me to call her a cab so I do

She was not amused....................We were.

"You know everything is not an anecdote. You have to discriminate. You choose things that are funny or mildly amusing or interesting."

Hmmmmmm

 

[papasmerf]

"You know everything is not an anecdote. You have to discriminate. You choose things that are funny or mildly amusing or interesting."

Hmmmmmm

And yet life continues despite your wishes.

 

[Prick]

Bob can you do one for me, I am terrible in remembering lines.

 

[papasmerf]

Bob can you do one for me, I am terrible in remembering lines.

allow me

I have not seen a prick like that since Himmler

 

[papasmerf]

 

[Maurice Boscorelli]

''You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the hell else are you talking... you talking to me? Well I'm the only one here. Who the fuck do you think you're talking to? Oh yeah? OK. ''

 

[papasmerf]

Bob if you were a General I would fuck you up once a week......................But since you are a pissant I will do it when I feel like it.

from P. Smerf General

 

[Transient]

I am Groot!

 

[bolt.upright]

Elwood: It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark... and we're wearing sunglasses.
Jake: Hit it.

 

[Transient]

Forget it Jake, it's Chinatown.

 

[oldguyzer]

If God could do the tricks that we can do, he'd be a happy man!













Bonus points if you know who said it and in which movie. Without Googling it!

 

[Jasper]

You... you imbecile. You bloated idiot. You stupid fat-head you.

 

[Transient]

Nobody puts Baby in a corner!

 

[Wanker]

 

[Transient]

Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn.

 

[IFUSEEKAMY]

Would you give a guy a foot massage?

 

[Transient]

I'm in a glass case of emotion!