ChaosTheory
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- Joined
- Mar 28, 2010
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This was my first review of her that got deleted somehow.
Origin of ChaosTheory
When I was a naive, younger Theory, I searched on CL for whatever I was looking for that day....I don't get things off CL so I have no idea why I was looking there. I just started clicking on all these CL links, because I was bored, and found the link that lead me to the SP listings. I clicked on one, it was nothing special...kinda scary actually...then I clicked on another....it was just okay...I clicked on a few more without too much emotional response...but then I clicked on XXXXXX - 22 (i forget what the title was that day...but it was before she listed as XXXXXX)...and then something uncharacteristic of me happened. Curiosity mixed with some of that male hormone stuff, coupled with a surge of adrenaline got the better of me and made me call, make an appointment, drive to the location and open the door. What I saw and happened next ...well...this little Theory's life became a little more Chaotic. After that I did a google search, to investigate if there were more girls like this and if this is how it really was, I found **** and well here I am.
I have been making my rounds through this world yet always kinda checking back in with the one who started it all for me. I have never really reviewed her, just the odd comment, suggestions and stuff. However, I just saw her again recently (I am out of control), so here we go....
Location:
Easily accessible, friendly, comfortable, neat and clean facilities and supplies. She keeps everything in order.
Communication:
Booking has always been done over the phone. No email address listed and I never attempted to reply through CL, so I don't know what would happen. She has a sophisticated, sweet, sexy, gentle voice (which is what got initially got me), very polite and professional. No problems with booking and commitment.
Looks:
From my other reviews you already know what I am going to say:
a) Facial: Fashion Model looks. She is stunning. I get lost looking at her. As, bartbarty put it, she comes out of the Victoria Secret line-up. Extremely beautiful, light eyes, light hair, sharp & soft features, sophisticated and classy-like. She is a natural beauty. Little make-up. She amongst the top 3 SPs in Hamilton and would measure extremely well in TO. She could easily be a model. Infact she was sought after to be one by one of the top agencies in her recent past.
b) Body: She looks better in person relative to the pic in her ad which appears a little dated. She is young-looking. She has a great body. She is petite, lean, has little body fat, toned but not muscular toned like Tessa and Gina. No tattoos..i think. Nice soft skin. Great features.. She is all natural. One of the top bodies. She has a typical fashion model's body as opposed to Gina and Tessa who have fitness model bodies.
This goes without saying but she is a head tuner for sure.
Personality:
She is a sweet-heart. She has the class and sophistication that you would be proud to bring home to meet the parents and family and the hot, sexy attitude and sexual drive that would make you want to be with her all night long while the parents slept (or tried to sleep, but there would be too much "noise" coming from your room). She is a great conversationalist. I had no problems finding topics to talk about with her. She is intelligent, well-rounded and interesting. Although she may not be as initially outgoing as say Gina or Tessa she definitely is outgoing enough to make one feel comfortable and like you are talking to a girl you have known for a while. She warms up and lets loose after she gets to know you (The advantage of repeating with all SPs/MPAs). I found her enthusiastic and passionate with a good attitude. Courteous.
Experience:
I could have talked with her for the whole session...i think i almost did once. This last time I just wanted to curl up with her ( I sound like a chick) and I almost did but she got the session going enthusiastically. She appears to really enjoy herself and all my sessions have been different. She kept it exciting. I was able to lift her up and move her around freely so we both enjoyed ourselves (I would hope she did
) with variety.
She provides a safe GFE as reviewed and is consistent with that.
Overall:
For the safe GFE she is the best SP I have experienced with top notch looks, body and attitude. She is a sweet-heart and provides a great service.
I do think she will do very well in TO for those that seek and prefer this kind of service.
I think I enjoy myself so much I do not even care if being with her means safe GFE...I have just as good of a time. Her beauty and personality makes it all worth it.
She is certainly one of my top 3 SPs. Popular opinion seems to place her at or near the top of most Ham/bur/Oaks.
Previous Reviews:
She is very well-reviewed so I am sure none of this information is new, nor surprising to anyone.
I agree with and support all the reviews.
Her reputation is incredible and well deserved. She is experienced as she has been around for a little while
Recommendation: High
Repeat Recommendation: High
As always feel free to PM me with questions.
Honorarium:
Half Hour: $100
Hour: $200
She advertises on CL as XXXXXX-22, Beautiful Day - 22, SXXXXE Girl - 22 (that could have been the name she used when I first saw her). Basically something short and 22. She is most recognizable by her description and pic. She deletes her add after she works around 4:30 pm.
What's Her Name?:
She currently goes by no name. I respect that. I can see people calling out the SPs/MPAs 'names' when they see the SP/MPAs in public even if the SP/MPAs are with family, friends and other people.
But for search purposes she is the artist formally known as Laura
She helps makes Hamilton beautiful.
I love this town..
I need to take out a loan. Or stop this all before I get bankrupt.
You will know what option I choose if you see me downtown Hamilton or TO trying to squeegee your clean car windshield without asking at a busy intersection.
Please donate generously to the cup I shove through your window...as I will have more SPs to see.
Origin of ChaosTheory
When I was a naive, younger Theory, I searched on CL for whatever I was looking for that day....I don't get things off CL so I have no idea why I was looking there. I just started clicking on all these CL links, because I was bored, and found the link that lead me to the SP listings. I clicked on one, it was nothing special...kinda scary actually...then I clicked on another....it was just okay...I clicked on a few more without too much emotional response...but then I clicked on XXXXXX - 22 (i forget what the title was that day...but it was before she listed as XXXXXX)...and then something uncharacteristic of me happened. Curiosity mixed with some of that male hormone stuff, coupled with a surge of adrenaline got the better of me and made me call, make an appointment, drive to the location and open the door. What I saw and happened next ...well...this little Theory's life became a little more Chaotic. After that I did a google search, to investigate if there were more girls like this and if this is how it really was, I found **** and well here I am.
I have been making my rounds through this world yet always kinda checking back in with the one who started it all for me. I have never really reviewed her, just the odd comment, suggestions and stuff. However, I just saw her again recently (I am out of control), so here we go....
Location:
Easily accessible, friendly, comfortable, neat and clean facilities and supplies. She keeps everything in order.
Communication:
Booking has always been done over the phone. No email address listed and I never attempted to reply through CL, so I don't know what would happen. She has a sophisticated, sweet, sexy, gentle voice (which is what got initially got me), very polite and professional. No problems with booking and commitment.
Looks:
From my other reviews you already know what I am going to say:
a) Facial: Fashion Model looks. She is stunning. I get lost looking at her. As, bartbarty put it, she comes out of the Victoria Secret line-up. Extremely beautiful, light eyes, light hair, sharp & soft features, sophisticated and classy-like. She is a natural beauty. Little make-up. She amongst the top 3 SPs in Hamilton and would measure extremely well in TO. She could easily be a model. Infact she was sought after to be one by one of the top agencies in her recent past.
b) Body: She looks better in person relative to the pic in her ad which appears a little dated. She is young-looking. She has a great body. She is petite, lean, has little body fat, toned but not muscular toned like Tessa and Gina. No tattoos..i think. Nice soft skin. Great features.. She is all natural. One of the top bodies. She has a typical fashion model's body as opposed to Gina and Tessa who have fitness model bodies.
This goes without saying but she is a head tuner for sure.
Personality:
She is a sweet-heart. She has the class and sophistication that you would be proud to bring home to meet the parents and family and the hot, sexy attitude and sexual drive that would make you want to be with her all night long while the parents slept (or tried to sleep, but there would be too much "noise" coming from your room). She is a great conversationalist. I had no problems finding topics to talk about with her. She is intelligent, well-rounded and interesting. Although she may not be as initially outgoing as say Gina or Tessa she definitely is outgoing enough to make one feel comfortable and like you are talking to a girl you have known for a while. She warms up and lets loose after she gets to know you (The advantage of repeating with all SPs/MPAs). I found her enthusiastic and passionate with a good attitude. Courteous.
Experience:
I could have talked with her for the whole session...i think i almost did once. This last time I just wanted to curl up with her ( I sound like a chick) and I almost did but she got the session going enthusiastically. She appears to really enjoy herself and all my sessions have been different. She kept it exciting. I was able to lift her up and move her around freely so we both enjoyed ourselves (I would hope she did
) with variety.She provides a safe GFE as reviewed and is consistent with that.
Overall:
For the safe GFE she is the best SP I have experienced with top notch looks, body and attitude. She is a sweet-heart and provides a great service.
I do think she will do very well in TO for those that seek and prefer this kind of service.
I think I enjoy myself so much I do not even care if being with her means safe GFE...I have just as good of a time. Her beauty and personality makes it all worth it.
She is certainly one of my top 3 SPs. Popular opinion seems to place her at or near the top of most Ham/bur/Oaks.
Previous Reviews:
She is very well-reviewed so I am sure none of this information is new, nor surprising to anyone.
I agree with and support all the reviews.
Her reputation is incredible and well deserved. She is experienced as she has been around for a little while
Recommendation: High
Repeat Recommendation: High
As always feel free to PM me with questions.
Honorarium:
Half Hour: $100
Hour: $200
She advertises on CL as XXXXXX-22, Beautiful Day - 22, SXXXXE Girl - 22 (that could have been the name she used when I first saw her). Basically something short and 22. She is most recognizable by her description and pic. She deletes her add after she works around 4:30 pm.
What's Her Name?:
She currently goes by no name. I respect that. I can see people calling out the SPs/MPAs 'names' when they see the SP/MPAs in public even if the SP/MPAs are with family, friends and other people.
But for search purposes she is the artist formally known as Laura
She helps makes Hamilton beautiful.
I love this town..
I need to take out a loan. Or stop this all before I get bankrupt.
You will know what option I choose if you see me downtown Hamilton or TO trying to squeegee your clean car windshield without asking at a busy intersection.
Please donate generously to the cup I shove through your window...as I will have more SPs to see.
