ChaosTheory
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- Joined
- Mar 28, 2010
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Kids, have I ever told you the story of how I met Laura Alexandra?
.. Remain seated in your chair, gaze onto your computer screen/tablet/phone and listen up for a sec..
Play this song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RhanXXBj0ag
It all started when I was born over 30 years ago into this world which, beyond my comprehension , is full with opportunity and delectable women. Around when I started school and began the beginnings of discovery of the existence of.the opposite sex as fascinating and desirable, Laura Alexandera was born into this same world hence beginning our path to our union. It was destiny. I went to school, worked hard on my mind and body putting others and the future of my ultimate and final relationship in the forefront governing my every achievement and mechanism of self growth and improvement. Relationships were always available but few were indulged. After an intense workout I searched for a therapeutic massage and discovered in a search engine the erotic massage. I clicked it. The search of testosterone, like old faithful, completely displaced my trajectory onto an new course based monetary compensation for the companionship of a woman. I went to that MP. I met April. Wow. I booked her again 2 days later Wow. I booked others. Wow. I found the forum. I visited and researched other spas from collective library of opinions and experiences of my peers sifting those women who met my personal affliction.
Laura was doing her thing unsuspecting I would meet her.
At some point she became an escort (for that I and many are grateful). Her name was Hailey working at NG. Her reviews caught moved me...and err...other anatomical things. I must meet her I thought. I tried several times but I could not schedule. More reviews, more top SP lists, more accolades taking the SP world be storm. Then she left. I cried.
At this point I was moving on from the SP / MPA world..visiting it rarely, scarcely and sparingly have encountered some interesting situations is my life.
Unknown to me Hailey eventually returned as Laura at Minx. Sentry told me. I immediately upon hearing wanted to meet her. But she left minx. I cried. Sentry told me she was going indy. I immediately tried to book her. It took some time but I managed to secure sometime, our schedules matched up, and I was off to meet her:
...I opened that door and I Finally Met Laura
...this is how it went.
Booking and Communication
Texting. Very profession and outgoing texts. Her texts gave me a taste of her renowned personality. She responded relatively quickly however I understand everyone has their own schedules. She was direct and clear. She gave me options and informed me of times and places. She was very accommodating. I had no issues with communications in fact her demeanour was one of the best I have encountered.After several of successful attempts to see her at the airport she mentioned she may be coming to Oakville. I checked her website schedule noticing she was going to be there. She also kindly told me. I booked her with issues. She was professional, gave clear instructions and provided great communication.
Location
Upscale hotel. The hotel was easily accessible off the highway. The location had a discrete door yet was busy enough not to attract attention to a client walking in through the main door passed to lobby. Ample parking.The room was clean, well kept, smelled great. The bathroom was clean, clean towels, mouthwash and all the amenities were provided including soaps, scented and unscented. The beds were well kept, neat, clean, soft, big, heck..it was a great playground. I didnt see any mirrors where I could get a third person perspective but I was distracted by the woman in the room. I had no issues with the location and room.
Laura Alexandra
Stats: 5'7", 115 lbs, 32B-24-35, Dark Brown Long Hair (upper back... think..or longer, Hazel eyes, Canadian/Dutch
Accuracy of Stats: Accurate
Accuracy of pics: I found Laura's pics accurate. She looked better in person and fit. The photos do appear to be a bit photoshopped (ie. skin smoothening) but she looks exactly as displayed, her skin is smooth and flawless. I noticed no differences. No tattoos, pierced belly button and ears as mentioned and depicted.
Face: Beautiful GND looks with a stunning smile which enhances her beauty. She appears as a natural beauty and seems to wear little make up. She has a soft innocent or not so innocent at times
looking face with natural refined features. There is a thread saying she looks likes Stoya . In my opinion, body wise they are doppelgangers and facially they are sisters.
Body: As depicted. She has a lean, body that is fit as she does work out. I found her soft/firm, great proportions, flat stomach, smooth with a clear complexion and she felt great with a great scent.
I could understand why others have reviewed her so well and are taken with her based on only her looks.
She is a head turner
Personality
Laura is outgoing. She appeared a little shy initially but she warmed up the more I spoke to her and well...she has a very passionate, sophisticated,mature demeanour but becomes totally disinhibited during the service. She is very intelligent and is a good conversationalist. I found her honest, sincere, and forth coming. She made me feel that I was her focus and she enjoyed my company and companionship. She also has a good sense of humour and I enjoyed her smile and laugh. She was kind, considerate and attentive to me and my comfort levels all the while making sure I was having a great time. She is a really nice girl...and a sexual dynamo.
The Laura Experience
From the onset, as mentioned before, her communication with me was kind, friendly and outgoing. This further added to the intrigue and desire to see her. She welcomed me nicely and her personality shined through within minutes, during and certainly after. She was very kind and considerate to my wants and read me and my actions. She made me feel she enjoyed my company and my attention to her. She was responsive and well provided me with services I never expected, or thought I would get. Her outgoing laid back demeanour was laid to waste as she is very passionate and her sexual desire, experience as zeal explodes through...if you have been with her you know what I am talking about. Her technique and openness to a variety of experiences, it is in fact encouraged, is second to no one as a total package.
She tries hard and succeeds at pleasing and wanted me to have a good time. She appeared to be very much engaged and to enjoy herself....I hope.
Menu (as listed on her website):
GFE, PSE,DFK/LFK, DATY/O, BBBJ, CBJ, MSOG, MPOS, CIMSW, COB, COF, Rimming (giving and receiving), Greek among others.YMMV, love duo's and couples.
She basically does EVERYTHING! And Does it extremely well!
Overall
No issues with communication and booking. Very positive.
Upscale hotel, clean, easily accessible, discrete.
Her looks and personality exceeded my expectations. She looks better in person.
Her service was beyond anything I experienced in its vastness and technicality.
I understand now why she is on the top or near it on everyones list.
As a total package, all things considered, she is on mine as well.
Previous Reviews
https://www.hubgfe.com/community/showthread.php?56916-Laura-Minx-(1st-day)-TOFTT
https://www.hubgfe.com/community/showthread.php?9817-Round-2-with-Hailey
!
https://www.hubgfe.com/community/showthread.php?3819-Adventures-of-PD-Hailey-of-Naughty-Girls
!
Honorarium
Incall: $180/HH, $300/H, $550/2H, Greek +$50, Couples: +$100
Outcall: $340/H, $550/2Hr
Affiliation: Indépendant
Website: https://lauraalexandra.indyfiles.com/home
Recommendation: High
Desire to Repeat: High
Kids, this ends the story of How I Met Laura Alexandra, yet it is my hope the story continues....
..oh and Laura is LEGEND....
...wait for it....
DARY!
LEGENDARY!!
Thx Laura.
.. Remain seated in your chair, gaze onto your computer screen/tablet/phone and listen up for a sec..
Play this song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RhanXXBj0ag
It all started when I was born over 30 years ago into this world which, beyond my comprehension , is full with opportunity and delectable women. Around when I started school and began the beginnings of discovery of the existence of.the opposite sex as fascinating and desirable, Laura Alexandera was born into this same world hence beginning our path to our union. It was destiny. I went to school, worked hard on my mind and body putting others and the future of my ultimate and final relationship in the forefront governing my every achievement and mechanism of self growth and improvement. Relationships were always available but few were indulged. After an intense workout I searched for a therapeutic massage and discovered in a search engine the erotic massage. I clicked it. The search of testosterone, like old faithful, completely displaced my trajectory onto an new course based monetary compensation for the companionship of a woman. I went to that MP. I met April. Wow. I booked her again 2 days later Wow. I booked others. Wow. I found the forum. I visited and researched other spas from collective library of opinions and experiences of my peers sifting those women who met my personal affliction.
Laura was doing her thing unsuspecting I would meet her.
At some point she became an escort (for that I and many are grateful). Her name was Hailey working at NG. Her reviews caught moved me...and err...other anatomical things. I must meet her I thought. I tried several times but I could not schedule. More reviews, more top SP lists, more accolades taking the SP world be storm. Then she left. I cried.
At this point I was moving on from the SP / MPA world..visiting it rarely, scarcely and sparingly have encountered some interesting situations is my life.
Unknown to me Hailey eventually returned as Laura at Minx. Sentry told me. I immediately upon hearing wanted to meet her. But she left minx. I cried. Sentry told me she was going indy. I immediately tried to book her. It took some time but I managed to secure sometime, our schedules matched up, and I was off to meet her:
...I opened that door and I Finally Met Laura
...this is how it went.
Booking and Communication
Texting. Very profession and outgoing texts. Her texts gave me a taste of her renowned personality. She responded relatively quickly however I understand everyone has their own schedules. She was direct and clear. She gave me options and informed me of times and places. She was very accommodating. I had no issues with communications in fact her demeanour was one of the best I have encountered.After several of successful attempts to see her at the airport she mentioned she may be coming to Oakville. I checked her website schedule noticing she was going to be there. She also kindly told me. I booked her with issues. She was professional, gave clear instructions and provided great communication.
Location
Upscale hotel. The hotel was easily accessible off the highway. The location had a discrete door yet was busy enough not to attract attention to a client walking in through the main door passed to lobby. Ample parking.The room was clean, well kept, smelled great. The bathroom was clean, clean towels, mouthwash and all the amenities were provided including soaps, scented and unscented. The beds were well kept, neat, clean, soft, big, heck..it was a great playground. I didnt see any mirrors where I could get a third person perspective but I was distracted by the woman in the room. I had no issues with the location and room.
Laura Alexandra
Stats: 5'7", 115 lbs, 32B-24-35, Dark Brown Long Hair (upper back... think..or longer, Hazel eyes, Canadian/Dutch
Accuracy of Stats: Accurate
Accuracy of pics: I found Laura's pics accurate. She looked better in person and fit. The photos do appear to be a bit photoshopped (ie. skin smoothening) but she looks exactly as displayed, her skin is smooth and flawless. I noticed no differences. No tattoos, pierced belly button and ears as mentioned and depicted.
Face: Beautiful GND looks with a stunning smile which enhances her beauty. She appears as a natural beauty and seems to wear little make up. She has a soft innocent or not so innocent at times
looking face with natural refined features. There is a thread saying she looks likes Stoya . In my opinion, body wise they are doppelgangers and facially they are sisters.Body: As depicted. She has a lean, body that is fit as she does work out. I found her soft/firm, great proportions, flat stomach, smooth with a clear complexion and she felt great with a great scent.
I could understand why others have reviewed her so well and are taken with her based on only her looks.
She is a head turner
Personality
Laura is outgoing. She appeared a little shy initially but she warmed up the more I spoke to her and well...she has a very passionate, sophisticated,mature demeanour but becomes totally disinhibited during the service. She is very intelligent and is a good conversationalist. I found her honest, sincere, and forth coming. She made me feel that I was her focus and she enjoyed my company and companionship. She also has a good sense of humour and I enjoyed her smile and laugh. She was kind, considerate and attentive to me and my comfort levels all the while making sure I was having a great time. She is a really nice girl...and a sexual dynamo.
The Laura Experience
From the onset, as mentioned before, her communication with me was kind, friendly and outgoing. This further added to the intrigue and desire to see her. She welcomed me nicely and her personality shined through within minutes, during and certainly after. She was very kind and considerate to my wants and read me and my actions. She made me feel she enjoyed my company and my attention to her. She was responsive and well provided me with services I never expected, or thought I would get. Her outgoing laid back demeanour was laid to waste as she is very passionate and her sexual desire, experience as zeal explodes through...if you have been with her you know what I am talking about. Her technique and openness to a variety of experiences, it is in fact encouraged, is second to no one as a total package.
She tries hard and succeeds at pleasing and wanted me to have a good time. She appeared to be very much engaged and to enjoy herself....I hope.
Menu (as listed on her website):
GFE, PSE,DFK/LFK, DATY/O, BBBJ, CBJ, MSOG, MPOS, CIMSW, COB, COF, Rimming (giving and receiving), Greek among others.YMMV, love duo's and couples.
She basically does EVERYTHING! And Does it extremely well!
Overall
No issues with communication and booking. Very positive.
Upscale hotel, clean, easily accessible, discrete.
Her looks and personality exceeded my expectations. She looks better in person.
Her service was beyond anything I experienced in its vastness and technicality.
I understand now why she is on the top or near it on everyones list.
As a total package, all things considered, she is on mine as well.
Previous Reviews
https://www.hubgfe.com/community/showthread.php?56916-Laura-Minx-(1st-day)-TOFTT
https://www.hubgfe.com/community/showthread.php?9817-Round-2-with-Hailey
!
https://www.hubgfe.com/community/showthread.php?3819-Adventures-of-PD-Hailey-of-Naughty-Girls
!
Honorarium
Incall: $180/HH, $300/H, $550/2H, Greek +$50, Couples: +$100
Outcall: $340/H, $550/2Hr
Affiliation: Indépendant
Website: https://lauraalexandra.indyfiles.com/home
Recommendation: High
Desire to Repeat: High
Kids, this ends the story of How I Met Laura Alexandra, yet it is my hope the story continues....
..oh and Laura is LEGEND....
...wait for it....
DARY!
LEGENDARY!!
Thx Laura.
