Out-Call Review - Snooki @ Cupids

[MrPrezident]

Type: New Jersey Princess bad girl. GFE with WWE (World Wrestling Entertainment) overtones.
Attractiveness: 6.5 - Pictures accurate? Unfortunately, yes. However, after two bottles of Skinny Girl Pina Colada Mix Snooki bears uncanny resemblance to early Elizabeth Taylor.
Reciprocity Index: 2.4 - BBBJ available only if Prez would agree to tattoo of "Snooki" on Vice Prezident Johnson.
Value: 2.3 - Demanded Kobe beef and sushi room service take out from Yamato. Sheets were a mess from juices and hot mustard.
Personality: 1.0 - Texting on phone during DATY definitely a mood breaker.
Skills, moves: 2.0 - Diamond tongue ring too scratchy. Too many distractions with film crew there and Prez concerned electronic face burring would still work during vigorous thrusting.

Highlights -
1. The Prez screaming Ba Fangoooooool doing wild doggie "Beauty and the Beast" scene in front of mirror.

2. Repeat? Yes, but only if Cupids deletes the "Celebrity Surcharge". Cupids is easy to deal with because the schedule is posted ahead. The booking was handled well.​

 

[Lone Wolf]

Thanks for the TOFFT. I am going to take a pass

 

[Romance]

Thanks for the informative and honest review.

 

[Legendo]

Oh boy, you got a Princess.

Pass as well.

 

[HOF]

SHILL

 

[jack bauer]

Thanks for the TOFTT. You're a braver man than I.

 

[OneHitwonder]

LOL, a good way of taking a bad experience into a laugh. You lost your money but not your sense of humor.

 

[Benito_775]

What surcharge?.

 

[Creditable]

What surcharge?.

Curious as well what the celebrity surchage is.

Thank you.

 

[Lefty]

What surcharge?.

Bump.

 

[Regardless]

Nice review. Is Snooki gone?[h=2][/h]

 

[Brickwall]

Nice review. Is Snooki gone?

All these bumps and questions and not a reply.

What does that mean?.

 

[MrPrezident]

Snookie is gone for a while, like Brigadoon. Perhaps she will return next April 1st when the ground will open up and the singing and laughter will start again.

 

[Admiral]

Snookie is gone for a while, like Brigadoon. Perhaps she will return next April 1st when the ground will open up and the singing and laughter will start again.

Is that a perhaps or not sure?.

 

[Clint Ewood]

i am more into tori Wilson (google her for pics)

 

[Flathead]

She left Cupids?.