ChaosTheory
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Introduction
Truth be told I was not going to attend the SRM 10th Anniversary Party
I tried to book Riley at HfH (a former SRM) to repeat but she was booked (https://www.hubgfe.com/community/sh...-HFH-A-Beautiful-Angel-with-Hands-from-Heaven). Since I was in the area and I had tentative plans with two stand up and respected members Hellfire and Knightrider to meet I decided to stop by. Oh…and because there was potentially going to be a lot of hot, 100, women I could meet.
I have never been to the SRM Parties but have heard positive things of the previous ones held at Diva's and Midway but was never able to attend although I would have liked to have seen some now retired or moved on MPs at that time there. It has been on my bucket list of things to do in this industry. I have been to the two meet and greets before. Most recent the MUSE one (see my reivew () and the first HUBGFE board party, both have been great times.
So, what was SRM's Anniversary Party going to be like and what were the attendents really like?
…well..as you know....there is only one way to find out…
The Venue:
Cannonball Cabaret
I have not been to the previous venues so I can't comparably comment on its facilities for hosting such an event. It was quite large. The stage was fairly big with lights and all that. Music was loud and did interfere with the audacity of the master of ceremonies (whose name I did not get nor meet). Right of the entrance was an elevated platform delegated to harbor food (mini sandwiches, veg platers and dip) and a mini-bar. Adjacent to that the floor was a pool table. Posterior to that was an open space and the women's bathroom on the far wall…hanging out there talking to HF, and AD, I was able to talk to some MPAs without the crowd. The path to the main area was packed at times. It was like a client-MPA Moshpit. The bar was elevated opposite the stage and framing the perverts seating area. There were contained seating areas on the right and left walls.
The staff was friendly and trying to keep the main walking areas clear.
All and all the venue it served its purpose nicely. It was disappointing to find out that due to the lack of its license the MPA performers will not be able to get unclothed but that did not stop some of them.
Parking became a problem later in the evening.
Wow. there are a lot of you horny guys out there. lol.
Steeles Royal Ladies:
The Administration
Joy and Anita - Have been wanting to meet these co-owners of SRM for a while. I sought them out to speak to them and was able to individually. They truly are wonderful ladies. They were friendly and took the time to speak to me inspite of the business surrounding them and constantly being interrupted. They are both really intelligent and it was really great speaking to both of them. They also seemed to be down to earth and care about their ladies. I am sure they are shrewd and accomplished business women as well based on the success of SRM.
Tracey - Manager - I spoke to her for a bit outside I believe she was very nice, intelligent and friendly.
Receptionists: Sara, Melissa, Shay, Felisha, Nikki, and a couple more whose names slip my mind right now. Fun and beautiful ladies in there own right. The have good social etiquette and conversational abilities that make them suited for the job. A few of them I am sure men would want as MPAs. lol.
The Royal Attendants
There around around 105 SRM and they were expecting 100 but some cancelled so were expecting at least 80. It was mandatory attendance from what I heard. That is appreciated since it would suck if there was 20 girls for like what seemed like 1000s of guys there.
I tried to make the most of my limited time there. The purpose of this was to meet the ladies and get to know them. So that is what I tried to do.
These are all my intial impressions of the MPAs based on varing amounts of conversation time…and from what I can remember.
I have not seen any of the SRM girls (aside from Ivana when she was at Utopia) before as the few that I had seen a few years ago have left. I can't believe I have not been there recently…I have tried a few times but I could not make it happen.
(in alphabetical order)
Amira - I only met for a short time she has beautiful eyes and was very friendly.
Pics accurate:
https://www.hubgfe.com/community/sh...-Worst-session&p=217988&viewfull=1#post217988
Dalia - Has an outgoing fun personality and a great smile. She could easily be the life of any party. She was active and seemed to be enjoying herself, the hider of which for all the men was when she did her dance on stage. She has that impusivity and and wild edge that I think would make for an enjoyable experience.
Denise - She was a pleasure to speak to as well. Very cute and out-going. She preformed a great Michael Jackson inspired routine on stage and considering she had not done that before it was impressive. Pic accurate.
Dallas - A tall and voluputous, mature looking, blonde european voluptuous woman (pics accurate) who got everyones attention with her risque oil filled strip show. Pics fairly accurate. She was also nice talking to and outgoing.
Keyonna - The wild and sexy asian with a killer body who was very out-going and entertained the crowed in duo with her partner Kryistal.
Pics accurate.
https://www.hubgfe.com/community/showthread.php?4937-Busty-Asian-Keyonna-SRM
Kristal - Was a pleasure speaking to. She was nice cute and I believe her hair is redish/brown and shorter than depicted. She displayed her wild BS skills with Keyonna on stage.
Natasha- Is a tall statuesque blonde beauty that looked hot in the the red dress she was wearing. I did not get to talk to her too much but she seemed polite and had a sweet with a hint of a mischievous smile.
Sasha- Met her as she sat by the pool tables talking with Brooke and... damit!!!!..I forget..sigh…wait I think it was Amira. I did not get to speak with Sasha much but would have like to. She seemed really nice.
Paris - I have heard of Paris before and was looking forward to meeting her. She came fashionably late, lol, and seemed to be popular with the men. She was nice but of course occupided therefore it was difficult to converse. She looked as depicted except her hair is more blond. She looked hot in her black dress.
The following are the MPAs that I had an akin to and would be more inclined to meet in the spa, and would research more if I was going to see them, just based on personal preference in a few areas, you know how it is….(in alphabetical order)
Ayla - I was anticipating meeting Ayla based on her reviews. She did not dissapoint. It was a little difficult speaking to her initially as she has a trail of men behind her in her sexy red dress wherever she went. lol. Besides her obvious beauty I was impressed with her personality as she is sweet, soft spoken and a delight. Although she did kinda make fun that I had all these cards..lol. but…ya…I get it…sigh…lol. Pics seem older but fairly accurate.
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Bambi- Is a cute fun loving tiny Hungarian girl who was a pleasure to speak to with great eyes and disposition. I think her hair is a little shorter than depicted or it could have been tied up but looked great nonetheless. Pic accurate.
Courtney - She is a very sexy blond with a beautiful face and sexy body. She was also fun to talk to. She looked prettier in person relative to the pics.
Brooke - Have heard about Brook in the past. It was good seeing her in person however I did not get to talk to her that much either unfortunately but would have liked to. She is beautiful and more refined. She was sitting down, with Sasha and Amira, but I am sure she has a great body as well. Great smile and eyes.
Eden - She was one that really stood out last night. Her wild, fun, sexy, party girl personality dominated at some points. She was on stage helping congratulate the winners of the raffle. She is a petite woman with a beautiful face and sexy body. Although I missed her routine and I was occupied in back taking to Ivana I met her on her way back as she was going to clean up from what I hear was a wild whipped cream ladened routine. She looked extremely hot in her bikini (or strands of fabric mimicking a bikini. lol). Pics accurate.
Eve - Very sexy woman who looked incredible in her dress. Facially I found her beautiful as well and she has a sexy body. She is a fun loving woman with an outgoing dispostion. I can see her being wild. It was good talking to her. Pics accurate but slightly more tanned.
Ivana - I had met Ivana a few years ago not long after she first appeared in the scene and worked at Utopia Spa. I did have a great time with her (it was before I wrote reviews). It was good seeing her, she said she may remember me. lol. The anticipation for her arrival was building amongst some of the attendees. She also came fashionably late. She was very outgoing and is such a sweet sexy woman. It was a really pleasure speaking to her, she is fun and a good converstationalist. Although she was a little slimmer when I met her a few years ago she has a very sexy body and a beautiful face. Her reputation and reviews speak for themselves. Pics seem a little older but accurate.
https://www.hubgfe.com/community/showthread.php?30717-Ivana-SRM-2-Quick-Review
Jamie - She is a taller very sexy blonde that is very beautiful, has a great slightly voluptuous body and a delightfully sexy smile. She is also very outgoing and for the short time we did converse she was captivating. Pics accurate.
Jessica - She is a taller sexy woman that has a beautiful face an a lean fit sexy body. Her beautiful and personality was entertaining. She looked sexy in that Michael Kors top I found out she was wearing (that detail was for you Hellfire. lol). I wish I got to speak to her longer. Pic accurate.
Marilyn - She is a sexy woman with a great smile and happy disposition, with a great body. She would be nice to meet in the spa. I wont hold her love for Hello kitty against her. lol.
Riley - She is a very sexy woman that caught my attention. I did not get to talk with her that much but during the time I did spend I could feel her sexually charged energy. She looked hot in her whit skin tight dress that showcased her assets nicely. She has a beautiful face as well. Her pics are accurate but her hair was straight.
Sabrina - She was the first woman I spoke to that night and was later joined by her friend Eve. She is a beautiful woman with a sexy body and smile. She also has an outgoing personality and was very friendly. It was great talking to her. I wanted to speak to Sabrina and Eve more later but these guys were monopolizing them. lol.
Pic are accurate:
Sara- What can I say about this woman. She is hot! One of my favs that night. It was a pleasure meeting her, she has this sultry, cool and happy disposition topped with a very sexy columbian accent, very pretty face and sexy body. She came fashionably late and I was fortunate to meet her and speak to her upon her arrival outside. Pics accurate.
Selena - Alluring, sultry and sexy in that white dress. She was captivating. I only spoke with a very short time I think. She she has a beautiful face and body.
Shanice - She is an extremely sexy woman. Facially beautiful and a fit body. She also has a great, outgoing, cool personality as we seem to hit it off due to her great ability to converse. She is very nice as well. And she can move. I think she had the best moves of the night. Her dancing skill set was above the other competitors. Based on that I think she should have won. Pics: Looks better in person facially and has some tattoos.
Stacey - A taller beautiful woman with gorgeous eyes. She looked fantastic in her beige (? due to the lighting) outfit showcasing her very fit body. She was great talking to. Again I wish I could have spoke to her longer.
Others that were pointed out to me in the thick man fog but did not get to speak to are:
Torri -
Savannah -
Cameron -
Kim -
Anna -
I am sure there were more girls there that I did not get to meet unfortunately.
There was this really hot blonde that I spoke to briefly have I did not hear her name correctly.
The Event Highlights.
- My arrival. lol.
- All entrants recieved a ticket doubling as raffle number and a $40 room fee voucher.
- The ladies, some where there early and some made there way in throughout the evening
- It was Anitas birthday, all the the MPAs (or most) sang happy birthday to her on stage around a large cake
- Finger food & cake
- Raffle - 1 year free room fee, Multiple 30 minute BS, Digital camera
- Worst part of the evening - I did not win any of those
- Dancing/Stripping Competition: - I wasn't really watching.
- 1. Dallas - used oil and removed clothing
- 2. Shanice - Best dance of the night, from what I saw, great skill, worked that poll it was hers
- 3. Tori
- 4. Dhalia - she was wild
- 5. Keyonna and Kristal - duo - Second Place
- 6. Anna - Third Place
- 7. Dianna - - I did not see nor meet her unfortunately
- 8. Eden - Whip cream and string bikini - First Place
Overall:
It was a great night. Great turnout of MPAs
The MPAs all handed out business cards with SRM info, their picture, stats and "All about me" - good idea
You could socialize if you wanted to or cut back and relax if you did not want to and enjoy the view without compulsion.
It would classify it as a success from a clients perspective.
Thank you SRM - Joy & Anita and the rest of the SRM administration and staff
Thank you to all the ladies for your kindness and consideration and for coming out and dealing with all of us all night …must have been tough.
Thank you god for inventing women.
Feel free to add correct anything I got wrong here and/or add your opinion/experience/commentary about the ladies or anything here.
