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Batman57
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Here's my reviews for 2012.
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Batman57
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New Year’s Resolutions
Maya (Mirage)
Overall - 8.3
Looks - Hottie
Services - BBBJ, Missionary, BBBJ on knees, CIM
Personality - Professional
Comments:
Less hot then I remembered, but still lovely. Maybe I’m just used to banging hotties now. She remembered me, and was happy to see me again. We basically did the same stuff as listed above. After bonking her a bit, I told her to try to blow on her knees while I was trying to push it out. Gotta try new things.
(Escort 1 = January 4, 2012)
Maya (Mirage)
Overall - 8.3
Looks - Hottie
Services - BBBJ, Missionary, BBBJ on knees, CIM
Personality - Professional
Comments:
Less hot then I remembered, but still lovely. Maybe I’m just used to banging hotties now. She remembered me, and was happy to see me again. We basically did the same stuff as listed above. After bonking her a bit, I told her to try to blow on her knees while I was trying to push it out. Gotta try new things.
(Escort 1 = January 4, 2012)
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Batman57
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Blowing My Birthday Candle
Scarlett (Cupids)
Rating - 8.0
Looks - Cute
Services - DFK, BBBJ, BLS, Cowgirl, Missionary, Protected Pussy Pop
Personality - Really Friendly
Comments:
She got lost on the way to my hotel room, and threatened to leave, without bonking me. Must have thought she was my girlfriend. Had to go down and find her, she smiled at me in the lobby.
Really nice and soft boobies, very friendly personality. Tried to do a bit of cuddling and closeness, but mostly same stuff. Very nice BLS technique with her tongue. Was into talking after, lost track of time a bit. Happy birthday to me.
(Escort 2 = Jan 19, 2012)
Scarlett (Cupids)
Rating - 8.0
Looks - Cute
Services - DFK, BBBJ, BLS, Cowgirl, Missionary, Protected Pussy Pop
Personality - Really Friendly
Comments:
She got lost on the way to my hotel room, and threatened to leave, without bonking me. Must have thought she was my girlfriend. Had to go down and find her, she smiled at me in the lobby.
Really nice and soft boobies, very friendly personality. Tried to do a bit of cuddling and closeness, but mostly same stuff. Very nice BLS technique with her tongue. Was into talking after, lost track of time a bit. Happy birthday to me.
(Escort 2 = Jan 19, 2012)
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Batman57
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The Red Hot Zone
Paula (Independent)
Rating - 9.1
Looks - Model
Services - BBBJ, Cowgirl, Missionary, Standing Missionary, COB
Personality - Friendly
Comments:
Still in the hotel room, gave her some cake to eat, day after my birthday. Took one bite and ran to the washroom. The timeless art of seduction...
Meeting her for the third (and sadly last) time, hotel outcall. Great smile, no attitude, a wonderful person, and hidden gem. Awesome woman, 20 minutes overtime, with her I always have problems pushing it out. Gave myself hand job over her bod. Maybe intimidated by her looks?
(Escort 3 = Jan 20, 2012)
Paula (Independent)
Rating - 9.1
Looks - Model
Services - BBBJ, Cowgirl, Missionary, Standing Missionary, COB
Personality - Friendly
Comments:
Still in the hotel room, gave her some cake to eat, day after my birthday. Took one bite and ran to the washroom. The timeless art of seduction...
Meeting her for the third (and sadly last) time, hotel outcall. Great smile, no attitude, a wonderful person, and hidden gem. Awesome woman, 20 minutes overtime, with her I always have problems pushing it out. Gave myself hand job over her bod. Maybe intimidated by her looks?
(Escort 3 = Jan 20, 2012)
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Batman57
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Strip Poke Her
Erin (Dream-makers)
Rating - 8.7
Looks - Pretty
Services - BBBJ, Cowgirl, Standing Missionary, Missionary, CIM
Personality - Really Friendly
Comments:
Attractive woman, more so with clothes on for some reason. Very nice chest area, curvy in a good way. Friendly and warm attitude throughout. Couldn’t get a bounce going on my lap, bad positioning, she kinda sat on my lap which was heavy for me.
Poked her hard accidentally during standing missionary, oops. Both said “ouch” in sych. We got a good standing mish rhythm going again, but it accidentally slipped out and I poked her a second time. Sorry girl. Nice effort for the finish pop in the mouth. All smiles after, because she liked me, or maybe just my taste.
(Escort 4 = Feb 7, 2012)
Erin (Dream-makers)
Rating - 8.7
Looks - Pretty
Services - BBBJ, Cowgirl, Standing Missionary, Missionary, CIM
Personality - Really Friendly
Comments:
Attractive woman, more so with clothes on for some reason. Very nice chest area, curvy in a good way. Friendly and warm attitude throughout. Couldn’t get a bounce going on my lap, bad positioning, she kinda sat on my lap which was heavy for me.
Poked her hard accidentally during standing missionary, oops. Both said “ouch” in sych. We got a good standing mish rhythm going again, but it accidentally slipped out and I poked her a second time. Sorry girl. Nice effort for the finish pop in the mouth. All smiles after, because she liked me, or maybe just my taste.
(Escort 4 = Feb 7, 2012)
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Batman57
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Bedroom Eyes
Bambi (Mirage)
Rating - 8.9
Looks - Hottie
Services - Chest to Chest Rub, BBBJ, Missionary, Protected Pussy Pop
Personality - Girlfriend
Comments:
I felt really tired for this appointment, due to insomnia. I thought she was good looking, got naked to get cooking, but honestly I wasn’t overwhelmed. Very hot girl, just not quite my type, but great for my pipe. Rubbed her chest to mine, did the blow, then on her back, for the go. Took awhile, was tired by a mile, but she was tight and it was very alright.
She really, really liked me, and wanted to talk after, even though I wasn’t making an effort to be nice, and felt kinda sleepy. These chicks just seem to like me somehow and want to blab. So I quietly listened, as she went into a major rant about hundreds of used condoms exploding out of a toilet.
Sweet dreams, honey.
(Escort 5 = Feb 9, 2012)
Bambi (Mirage)
Rating - 8.9
Looks - Hottie
Services - Chest to Chest Rub, BBBJ, Missionary, Protected Pussy Pop
Personality - Girlfriend
Comments:
I felt really tired for this appointment, due to insomnia. I thought she was good looking, got naked to get cooking, but honestly I wasn’t overwhelmed. Very hot girl, just not quite my type, but great for my pipe. Rubbed her chest to mine, did the blow, then on her back, for the go. Took awhile, was tired by a mile, but she was tight and it was very alright.
She really, really liked me, and wanted to talk after, even though I wasn’t making an effort to be nice, and felt kinda sleepy. These chicks just seem to like me somehow and want to blab. So I quietly listened, as she went into a major rant about hundreds of used condoms exploding out of a toilet.
Sweet dreams, honey.
(Escort 5 = Feb 9, 2012)
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Batman57
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She Has Me At Her Q-Beck And Call
Julie (Mirage)
Rating - 8.6
Looks - Hottie
Services - Russian, BBBJ, Cowgirl, Missionary, Standing Mish, Protected Pussy Pop
Personality - Friendly
Comments:
She’s a good looking woman, gotta say she knows how to fill out a bra. We talked a bit before, I got the impression she was a nice person.
I wrapped my legs around her while sitting, as she doffed her top, and groped her a bit. Then I climbed on top of her and humped her boobs a bit. Her BBBJ was nice, good tongue action. Finally came the bonk. It took awhile in a bunch of positions, but it finally came out.
Before leaving she commanded me to come back, saying directly “come once a month”. Later she explained, if I want to show up, she’s in town once a month. I lied to her I’d return to get that smile.
Always leave ‘em wanting more...
(Escort 6 = Feb 12, 2012)
Julie (Mirage)
Rating - 8.6
Looks - Hottie
Services - Russian, BBBJ, Cowgirl, Missionary, Standing Mish, Protected Pussy Pop
Personality - Friendly
Comments:
She’s a good looking woman, gotta say she knows how to fill out a bra. We talked a bit before, I got the impression she was a nice person.
I wrapped my legs around her while sitting, as she doffed her top, and groped her a bit. Then I climbed on top of her and humped her boobs a bit. Her BBBJ was nice, good tongue action. Finally came the bonk. It took awhile in a bunch of positions, but it finally came out.
Before leaving she commanded me to come back, saying directly “come once a month”. Later she explained, if I want to show up, she’s in town once a month. I lied to her I’d return to get that smile.
Always leave ‘em wanting more...
(Escort 6 = Feb 12, 2012)
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Batman57
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How To Make Others Squirm
Caleigh (Garden Of Eden)
Rating - 9.5
Looks - Head Turner
Services - BBBJ, DATY, Cowgirl, Missionary, CIM
Personality - Girlfriend
Comments:
Very good looking young lady, but not a model though. Just a very, very, very, very good looking college coed type. I like these types, there the ones you can pretend you have a shot with in real life, or in my case never in my life.
We talked quite a bit, she’s really friendly, almost like a girlfriend. I kinda felt I was with a girlfriend actually, she’s that nice. Lovely demeanor, great attitude and personality.
The service she gives is outstanding. She told me she likes everything, and we did a lot of stuff. I sat on the edge of the bed, on the wood part at the end of the bed, with my legs spread wide, which she thought was cute and gave me a wicked smile. Guess being imaginative is “cute”.
I cut DATY for the most part, but she was so cute I just felt like it. This was the only downside, an (light) interesting taste, but I managed to lick that away quickly . You have to read this crap, not me, so now you can’t unread it.
Fairly vocal during, but I was on top of her, and I am the best.
After a long BBBJ, out it came, I was trying to push it out, but still took long. After the pop, when a guy gets sensitive, and while I was squirming under her head, she kept going down on me, with all that filth dripping from her mouth. This went on for a while, until I had to tap out.
Seriously, one of the better experiences in recent memory, and she ranks very high, maybe in the top 3 out of 75 chicks I reported since 2010.
Wow.
(Escort 7 = February 16, 2012)
Caleigh (Garden Of Eden)
Rating - 9.5
Looks - Head Turner
Services - BBBJ, DATY, Cowgirl, Missionary, CIM
Personality - Girlfriend
Comments:
Very good looking young lady, but not a model though. Just a very, very, very, very good looking college coed type. I like these types, there the ones you can pretend you have a shot with in real life, or in my case never in my life.
We talked quite a bit, she’s really friendly, almost like a girlfriend. I kinda felt I was with a girlfriend actually, she’s that nice. Lovely demeanor, great attitude and personality.
The service she gives is outstanding. She told me she likes everything, and we did a lot of stuff. I sat on the edge of the bed, on the wood part at the end of the bed, with my legs spread wide, which she thought was cute and gave me a wicked smile. Guess being imaginative is “cute”.
I cut DATY for the most part, but she was so cute I just felt like it. This was the only downside, an (light) interesting taste, but I managed to lick that away quickly . You have to read this crap, not me, so now you can’t unread it.
Fairly vocal during, but I was on top of her, and I am the best.
After a long BBBJ, out it came, I was trying to push it out, but still took long. After the pop, when a guy gets sensitive, and while I was squirming under her head, she kept going down on me, with all that filth dripping from her mouth. This went on for a while, until I had to tap out.
Seriously, one of the better experiences in recent memory, and she ranks very high, maybe in the top 3 out of 75 chicks I reported since 2010.
Wow.
(Escort 7 = February 16, 2012)
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Grabbing At The Booby Prize
Kerri (Mirage)
Rating - 8.2
Looks - Pretty
Services - Chest To Chest Rub, Russian, BBBJ, Standing On Bed BBBJ, Standing Missionary, Missionary, Protected Pussy Pop
Personality - Friendly
Comments:
A great big smile greeted me at the door, and I knew I was in for a fun time. After the shower I actually put my pajamas on. I wear them under my clothes, because I love being in bed... I had a horrible feeling someone was going to bust into the room, not sure why, otherwise I’m usually naked.
Basically, not much to say. I asked her excessively about Quebec, and even tried a little french. Not kissing, but talking french. I also played with the air freshener. When your a horny person, like me, you gotta have some fun.
As far as, well you know, it was the same stuff as always. She’s very accommodating, and wants you to have a good time. I humped the area below her amazing fun bags and above her button, just for fun, but otherwise same stuff.
It took awhile, she got tired and told me she needs a break, but I begged to be inside for just a minute more, it took three, but out it came. Felt pressured, but mostly bad for her, I sometimes take long. She’s tight, but I’m beaten, battered and more broken down, maybe that’s why.
When talking after, she got the hiccups and held her breath. I like to be honest in my reviews so I’ll admit this happened.
(Escort 8 = February 22, 2012)
Kerri (Mirage)
Rating - 8.2
Looks - Pretty
Services - Chest To Chest Rub, Russian, BBBJ, Standing On Bed BBBJ, Standing Missionary, Missionary, Protected Pussy Pop
Personality - Friendly
Comments:
A great big smile greeted me at the door, and I knew I was in for a fun time. After the shower I actually put my pajamas on. I wear them under my clothes, because I love being in bed... I had a horrible feeling someone was going to bust into the room, not sure why, otherwise I’m usually naked.
Basically, not much to say. I asked her excessively about Quebec, and even tried a little french. Not kissing, but talking french. I also played with the air freshener. When your a horny person, like me, you gotta have some fun.
As far as, well you know, it was the same stuff as always. She’s very accommodating, and wants you to have a good time. I humped the area below her amazing fun bags and above her button, just for fun, but otherwise same stuff.
It took awhile, she got tired and told me she needs a break, but I begged to be inside for just a minute more, it took three, but out it came. Felt pressured, but mostly bad for her, I sometimes take long. She’s tight, but I’m beaten, battered and more broken down, maybe that’s why.
When talking after, she got the hiccups and held her breath. I like to be honest in my reviews so I’ll admit this happened.
(Escort 8 = February 22, 2012)
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I Finally Played With Her Knockers
Marriah (Mirage)
Rating = 9.1
Looks - Holy Shit, um, I mean “Model” (looks like Maria Menounos)
Services - BBBJ, Missionary, Protected Pussy Pop
Personality - Really Friendly
Comments:
I had this lady near the top of my TDL for nearly 20 months. Last time I booked I only got to knock on her door, she suddenly became sick. When I showed up this time, I had to wait another ten minutes while she was having her “room serviced”, actually the maid in the hall.
xxx
So...
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This woman is a serious contender (out of 76 chicks I wrote about here) for hottest woman who ever forced herself to boff me.
Yeah Dimples/Porn/Whoopi, oops, I meant to say, yeah Batman.
Other then her being hot, and me being not, not much to say. I lay back and she made some sexy faces at me while giving me her version of a body slide. I should be used to bopping supermodels by now, but felt a bit shy, and didn’t say much. Her BBBJ is not bad, but not imaginative either, just average. During the stuff, I told her to lie on her back and just pounded away, both push up style and standing style. After going limp a few times, I managed to bang one out.
She’s a bit rushed for time, and reduced my hour appointment to a half hour. The hot ones always try to run from me, but can’t hide. We argued about money, she told me to take it back, I told her I don’t care, so I paid about 45 minutes worth, plus a tip.
When I told her I’m trying to dump my savings and don’t care about money, she briefly gave me a quizzical look. The phrase, “Complete Economic Collapse and The End of Western Civilization” came into my head, but she’s young, so I didn’t say anything, for once.
She told me to come back, she liked me, I lied I would, but I usually don’t, and farewell supermodel. Maybe in another life, I’ll cum knocking again...
(Escort 9 = February 23, 2012)
Marriah (Mirage)
Rating = 9.1
Looks - Holy Shit, um, I mean “Model” (looks like Maria Menounos)
Services - BBBJ, Missionary, Protected Pussy Pop
Personality - Really Friendly
Comments:
I had this lady near the top of my TDL for nearly 20 months. Last time I booked I only got to knock on her door, she suddenly became sick. When I showed up this time, I had to wait another ten minutes while she was having her “room serviced”, actually the maid in the hall.
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So...
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This woman is a serious contender (out of 76 chicks I wrote about here) for hottest woman who ever forced herself to boff me.
Yeah Dimples/Porn/Whoopi, oops, I meant to say, yeah Batman.
Other then her being hot, and me being not, not much to say. I lay back and she made some sexy faces at me while giving me her version of a body slide. I should be used to bopping supermodels by now, but felt a bit shy, and didn’t say much. Her BBBJ is not bad, but not imaginative either, just average. During the stuff, I told her to lie on her back and just pounded away, both push up style and standing style. After going limp a few times, I managed to bang one out.
She’s a bit rushed for time, and reduced my hour appointment to a half hour. The hot ones always try to run from me, but can’t hide. We argued about money, she told me to take it back, I told her I don’t care, so I paid about 45 minutes worth, plus a tip.
When I told her I’m trying to dump my savings and don’t care about money, she briefly gave me a quizzical look. The phrase, “Complete Economic Collapse and The End of Western Civilization” came into my head, but she’s young, so I didn’t say anything, for once.
She told me to come back, she liked me, I lied I would, but I usually don’t, and farewell supermodel. Maybe in another life, I’ll cum knocking again...
(Escort 9 = February 23, 2012)
Lou Siffer
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Love the humour in your reviews Batman. Nice to see someone who doesn't take themself too seriously.
Good info in there too. Thanks.
It's a shame I hardly ever go downtown. Would you mind visiting some SPs in the airport area and reporting back for me?
Good info in there too. Thanks.
It's a shame I hardly ever go downtown. Would you mind visiting some SPs in the airport area and reporting back for me?
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Batman57
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Love me or hate me, it makes no difference anymore.
The real problem is I have only 14 girls on my list, and enough cash left for about 16?
The real problem is I have only 14 girls on my list, and enough cash left for about 16?
Tiger Woods
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What is that all :shocking: :whip:
Keep them coming Batman.
Keep them coming Batman.
The Authority
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Nice doing Batman.
