Out-Call Reviews

[Batman57]

In my never ending quest to make as many escorts as mad at me as possible, here we go with yet another (shorter) edition of reviews.

If you feel offended contact me for removal.

 

[Batman57]

A Difficult Kortship



Kourtney (Cupids)

Looks - 9.5
Body - 10
Service - 6 (BBBJ)
Personality - 6
Overall (7.8) (YMMV)



Because I like booking Eros Vip girls, I once again found myself in a hotel. To make use of the room I felt like getting busy. When Kourtney arrived I thought she was an amazing looker. After a small stop in the washroom she came out to chat.

The chat was a bit excessive. Because I’m nice I talked to her for about 15 minutes. Then it got a bit excessive. Personally I think she was not attracted to me, because I look like a teen (I’m really 35), so I got the feeling she felt a bit uncomfortable.

After I convinced her to do stuff with me. Her BBBJ felt nice, and her body is amazing, and matched her face. I told her I like mish, but for some reason she positioned her legs badly. I’m not sure if it’s because she’s taller then me or if she didn’t want me down there too deep.

After some other stuff I told her I’ll just pull it. I looked at her body while doing it, but when the stuff came out she wasn’t really looking, and seemed completely disinterested. I’m assuming this is my fault, I guess I’m just not her type. During the chat she was very friendly to me though.


(Escort 49, June 2011)

 

[Batman57]

Nervous Breakdown


Rosario (Cupids)

Looks - 9
Body - 10
Service - 7 (CBJ)
Personality - 7
Overall (8.1) (Recommend)



Well she told me she was new.

Once again a very hot looker, with an awesome body, and amazing eyes. I was pleasantly surprised she was so hot. She was friendly, but wouldn’t even tell me her nationality beyond Canadian. I think she was teasing me.

I could tell she was nervous and she made me feel the same. I’m not sure if this had an effect, but I had severe problem preforming. Because she’s new I don’t want to be graphic and scare her away, but let’s just say I had a total failure.

She was quite accommodating, for some reason my sudden dysfunction didn’t seem to phase her. She tried to please, but seemed somewhat distant and disenchanted. We managed to do a little bit of stuff, I had some ups and downs.

When she was in the washroom getting ready to leave, I managed to straighten up. Must have been her nervousness rubbed off on me.

She’s friendly and self confident, but also nervous and shy. Hope I amused her a bit.



(Escort 50, June 2011)

 

[Wildman]

Just to show you that looks are/is overrated.

 

[Will Smith]

Batman rules arty:

 

[None so Vile]

LOL, you sure are one fun entertainer. Remind me to invite you to my next party.

 

[Sailor]

Love how you title your experiences :aww:. I have much to learn from you Bats, thanks.

 

[Humpalot]

Nervous Breakdown


Rosario (Cupids)

Looks - 9
Body - 10
Service - 7 (CBJ)
Personality - 7
Overall (8.1) (Recommend)



Well she told me she was new.

Once again a very hot looker, with an awesome body, and amazing eyes. I was pleasantly surprised she was so hot. She was friendly, but wouldn’t even tell me her nationality beyond Canadian. I think she was teasing me.

I could tell she was nervous and she made me feel the same. I’m not sure if this had an effect, but I had severe problem preforming. Because she’s new I don’t want to be graphic and scare her away, but let’s just say I had a total failure.

She was quite accommodating, for some reason my sudden dysfunction didn’t seem to phase her. She tried to please, but seemed somewhat distant and disenchanted. We managed to do a little bit of stuff, I had some ups and downs.

When she was in the washroom getting ready to leave, I managed to straighten up. Must have been her nervousness rubbed off on me.

She’s friendly and self confident, but also nervous and shy. Hope I amused her a bit.



(Escort 50, June 2011)

 

[Humpalot]

A Difficult Kortship



Kourtney (Cupids)

Looks - 9.5
Body - 10
Service - 6 (BBBJ)
Personality - 6
Overall (7.8) (YMMV)



Because I like booking Eros Vip girls, I once again found myself in a hotel. To make use of the room I felt like getting busy. When Kourtney arrived I thought she was an amazing looker. After a small stop in the washroom she came out to chat.

The chat was a bit excessive. Because I’m nice I talked to her for about 15 minutes. Then it got a bit excessive. Personally I think she was not attracted to me, because I look like a teen (I’m really 35), so I got the feeling she felt a bit uncomfortable.

After I convinced her to do stuff with me. Her BBBJ felt nice, and her body is amazing, and matched her face. I told her I like mish, but for some reason she positioned her legs badly. I’m not sure if it’s because she’s taller then me or if she didn’t want me down there too deep.

After some other stuff I told her I’ll just pull it. I looked at her body while doing it, but when the stuff came out she wasn’t really looking, and seemed completely disinterested. I’m assuming this is my fault, I guess I’m just not her type. During the chat she was very friendly to me though.


(Escort 49, June 2011)

Thanks for sharing, are her boobs real or manmades?.

 

[Chef]

Het Bat's you are everywhere :intello:.

Looking forward to your 52nd.

 

[IguanaBite]

No further commentary anymore, (sorry).

Why not Batman, you are on a great roll and very F****** entertaining.

 

[_ _]

Thanks for the info.

 

[SloCumHeat]

Thanks for sharing, are her boobs real or manmades?.

Kourtney's tits are real and they are ... Almost perfect in shape, very firm, with nice nipples (not quite big 1/2" + thick nips though).

 

[SloCumHeat]

Thanks to everyone who responded so far.

Anything I want to say about the girls I put in public view. No further commentary anymore, (sorry).

Thx for reviews Batman.

I won't post any questions. I am surprised that your session with Kourtney did not go so well. One thing I gathered from my session with Kourntey is that she is quite comfortable in many situations and adapts well - I did not think she was a YMMV type gal at all.

 

[Goodlooking]

Appreciate your honest reviews Batman.

 

[Littledude]

Thanks for the info on both.