Robin Needs a Review

[peace]

I figure Robin is enamored with Peace because of the attention Peace pays him

Don't be jealous Papasmerf. :wink2:

 

[papasmerf]

Don't be jealous Papasmerf. :wink2:

not a chance

 

[Cardinal Fang]

Madman said Robin was a Bait and Switch.

 

[papasmerf]

Robin gets excited when he smells guano

 

[Madman]

It was a Saturday morning I was laying in bed bored. I was reading that rag The Sun and came across this add

Ever thought of exploring your wild side
DO you need a pair of strong hands cooking your breakfast,serving you coffee,
WELL I'm your man, they call me PapaSmerf but you can call me anytime!



CALL NOW, NO RUSH AND ALWAYS A HOT MEAL SERVED

416-967-1111


I thought, ok why the hell not?? He might be able to cook and if not my maid will have a play toy.

I called the number and Papa answered the phone. His voice was raspy and all I could make out was gobble gobble, I want to gobble gobble gobble you....OK hmmmm, um "Sir, can you come to my place....um and um bring your apron please"

"ok, I do, I cook for you for free ok ok"

That was how it all started, PAPA came to the door and looked exactly like his pictures. THE LITTLE SMERF was 4ft2 and started cooking. I would walk in the kitchen and while stirring the pot he would look back and show me his tongue. It was a horrible habit and I had to have Guido hold him down while HOF stapled his mouth shut. It's been a little better since then but he's still trying to take over and it's really starting to PISS ME OFF!!!

 

[papasmerf]

It was a Saturday morning I was laying in bed bored. I was reading that rag The Sun and came across this add

Ever thought of exploring your wild side
DO you need a pair of strong hands cooking your breakfast,serving you coffee,
WELL I'm your man, they call me PapaSmerf but you can call me anytime!



CALL NOW, NO RUSH AND ALWAYS A HOT MEAL SERVED

416-967-1111


I thought, ok why the hell not?? He might be able to cook and if not my maid will have a play toy.

I called the number and Papa answered the phone. His voice was raspy and all I could make out was gobble gobble, I want to gobble gobble gobble you....OK hmmmm, um "Sir, can you come to my place....um and um bring your apron please"

"ok, I do, I cook for you for free ok ok"

That was how it all started, PAPA came to the door and looked exactly like his pictures. THE LITTLE SMERF was 4ft2 and started cooking. I would walk in the kitchen and while stirring the pot he would look back and show me his tongue. It was a horrible habit and I had to have Guido hold him down while HOF stapled his mouth shut. It's been a little better since then but he's still trying to take over and it's really starting to PISS ME OFF!!!

:YMAPPLAUSE:

 

[Raiden]

Thanks for the intel on Papa MM but I'll pass!

Anyone have a paper bag I can borrow, ew??

 

[papasmerf]

Thanks for the intel on Papa MM but I'll pass!

Anyone have a paper bag I can borrow, ew??

better double bag it

 

[Analme]

The visual is killing me!:LMAO:

 

[-b]

The visual is killing me!:LMAO:

What I would find more interesting is you and Raiden at it....
Would make a pretty picture.....


I thought Peace was a switch hitter.......

As for Papa...I think MM got the Best Of You........:rofl!:

 

[papasmerf]

What I would find more interesting is you and Raiden at it....
Would make a pretty picture.....


I thought Peace was a switch hitter.......

As for Papa...I think MM got the Best Of You........:rofl!:

I admit his post was a well written and humorous post

He deserves an atta boy for that one.

However that does not excuse his other 7989 posts