Sacred Prostitution....Eternal Aspect of the Feminine

[Raiden]

Sorry MM, it looks like to me a little ymmv was at play here. I'm looking forward to your review!:biggrin2:

 

[Robintheboywonder]

Annaliese- $350

Viagra- $15

discussing in depth Post-Feminist theory and the Art of basket weaving- priceless:rofl!:

 

[socialstrat]

WELL let me continue then, I would answer the door wearing a shear black baby doll negligee, with black stockings, garter belt and thong, and my favorite black platform Stilletos. I would smile coyly, grab your hand and draw you into the room. You of course would be ogling my assets, as I preceded you into the room. I would then invite you to sit on the bed where I would join you.

And then.....

We would discuss in depth Post-Feminist theory and the Art of basket weaving.

Then, exactly at 10 minutes to the hour you would jump up, shout...

"Hallellujah! I finally understand you women! I have been so wrong all this time!"

...And you would proceed to the door, a renewed and forever changed man.... I would give you one long, deep French Kiss at the door, thank you for the lovely wine and chocolates and send you on your way content and satisfied! I would close the door blowing you a kiss, lean back against the wall and think with pride, "My work here is done!"

Anneliese

This made me laugh out loud. Basically, judging from my last relationship, you're offering a 100% genuine GFE...:YMPARTY:

 

[Anneliese]

This made me laugh out loud. Basically, judging from my last relationship, you're offering a 100% genuine GFE...:YMPARTY:

Yes, well... I do strive for authenticity.... :biggrin2:

Anneliese

 

[Madman]

Annaliese Imaginary Review

Annaliese Imaginary Review

WELL let me continue then, I would answer the door wearing a shear black baby doll negligee, with black stockings, garter belt and thong, and my favorite black platform Stilletos. I would smile coyly, grab your hand and draw you into the room. You of course would be ogling my assets, as I preceded you into the room. I would then invite you to sit on the bed where I would join you.

And then.....

We would discuss in depth Post-Feminist theory and the Art of basket weaving.

Then, exactly at 10 minutes to the hour you would jump up, shout...

"Hallellujah! I finally understand you women! I have been so wrong all this time!"

...And you would proceed to the door, a renewed and forever changed man.... I would give you one long, deep French Kiss at the door, thank you for the lovely wine and chocolates and send you on your way content and satisfied! I would close the door blowing you a kiss, lean back against the wall and think with pride, "My work here is done!"

Anneliese

Annaliese, was a delight to spend an hour with. She dazzled me with her captivating eyes, her baby doll negligee, with black stockings which enhanced her wonderful assets. Annaliese noticed my eyes wandering into her cleavage and she warned me not to ever stare at her nipples but stay focused on her beautiful eyes. I couldn't help but notice what a wonderful smile she had. She helped me remove my coat, sat me at the edge of the bed and unzipped my boots, slipped them off my feet and placed them in the closet. Strange thing was she placed my jacket on the chair and provided me with a pair of slippers. 4

She first offered me these slippers

but I told her no, please I can't . They remind me Oldguyzer and it will kill the mood. We agreed on this pair

to help me avoid staring at Anna's nipples.


I asked her if I should go shower first and I was told, no not at all. She knew I had showered right before I came and she tucked her hand into my pants and smiled, told me how smooth it felt then started talking about women's rights and how at one time women weren't allowed to vote. At this point I thought I had to shift the topic so I handed her the chocolates and the wine. She smiled threw them on the bed and asked in a very sultry sexy voice "it's not nice to re-gift gifts but it's the thought that counts", dammit busted! Either one of you flappy jawed pricks spilled the beans or she's a real witch!!

Annaliese now reached under the bed. I WAS GLEAMING thinking she's about to pull out a big vibrator. I could feel my underwear tightening up as my blood started flowing downwards. I'm sitting there proud as a pumpkin on Halloween night, proud that I had popped a blue pill and it was working!! Then I seen what she pulled out, it wasn't a vibrator, it wasn't nipples clamps, nor handcuffs .....it was basket weaving supplies .......:Crying2: and a manual:Crying2:..... i stood and start scream WHATTHEHELL and Annaliese smiles, god what a gorgeous smile and she whispers in my ear "is that Hallellujah proclamation, I believe I've achieved your first sog within 50 minutes. Well sir, tidy up and take your basket weaving supplies and hurry, times up." she quickly scooted out the door and closed it behind me. There I was standing in the hallway, my jacket thrown by my feet with my basket weave in my arms. I kick my jacket off my feet and NO, OMG, I'm still wearing the nipple slippers. MY BOOTS, MY FUCKING BLACK FUCK BOOTS are still in the apartment.

A paper is slid under the door, a note from Annaliese.

Dear Mr. Madman,

it was a pleasure entertaining you this evening. I encourage you to call again and upon repeating you will receive one boot. You must complete a third visit to receive the full pair. This must all be done within 30 days. If not completed within the specified time limit the enchanted spell placed on you will take affect on the 31st. day.

NO boots and a spell. Anna, what will happen too me if I don't comply and I want my FUCKING BOOTS BACK!!!

Papa, HOF, CASA I need to put $700 together, you you guys lend me some money.

BLISSFUL NO PAY THIS MONTH!!!!

 

[Trump]

Annaliese, was a delight to spend an hour with. She dazzled me with her captivating eyes, her baby doll negligee, with black stockings which enhanced her wonderful assets. Annaliese noticed my eyes wandering into her cleavage and she warned me not to ever stare at her nipples but stay focused on her beautiful eyes. I couldn't help but notice what a wonderful smile she had. She helped me remove my coat, sat me at the edge of the bed and unzipped my boots, slipped them off my feet and placed them in the closet. Strange thing was she placed my jacket on the chair and provided me with a pair of slippers. 4

She first offered me these slippers

but I told her no, please I can't . They remind me Oldguyzer and it will kill the mood. We agreed on this pair

to help me avoid staring at Anna's nipples.


I asked her if I should go shower first and I was told, no not at all. She knew I had showered right before I came and she tucked her hand into my pants and smiled, told me how smooth it felt then started talking about women's rights and how at one time women weren't allowed to vote. At this point I thought I had to shift the topic so I handed her the chocolates and the wine. She smiled threw them on the bed and asked in a very sultry sexy voice "it's not nice to re-gift gifts but it's the thought that counts", dammit busted! Either one of you flappy jawed pricks spilled the beans or she's a real witch!!

Annaliese now reached under the bed. I WAS GLEAMING thinking she's about to pull out a big vibrator. I could feel my underwear tightening up as my blood started flowing downwards. I'm sitting there proud as a pumpkin on Halloween night, proud that I had popped a blue pill and it was working!! Then I seen what she pulled out, it wasn't a vibrator, it wasn't nipples clamps, nor handcuffs .....it was basket weaving supplies .......:Crying2: and a manual:Crying2:..... i stood and start scream WHATTHEHELL and Annaliese smiles, god what a gorgeous smile and she whispers in my ear "is that Hallellujah proclamation, I believe I've achieved your first sog within 50 minutes. Well sir, tidy up and take your basket weaving supplies and hurry, times up." she quickly scooted out the door and closed it behind me. There I was standing in the hallway, my jacket thrown by my feet with my basket weave in my arms. I kick my jacket off my feet and NO, OMG, I'm still wearing the nipple slippers. MY BOOTS, MY FUCKING BLACK FUCK BOOTS are still in the apartment.

A paper is slid under the door, a note from Annaliese.

Dear Mr. Madman,

it was a pleasure entertaining you this evening. I encourage you to call again and upon repeating you will receive one boot. You must complete a third visit to receive the full pair. This must all be done within 30 days. If not completed within the specified time limit the enchanted spell placed on you will take affect on the 31st. day.

NO boots and a spell. Anna, what will happen too me if I don't comply and I want my FUCKING BOOTS BACK!!!

Papa, HOF, CASA I need to put $700 together, you you guys lend me some money.

BLISSFUL NO PAY THIS MONTH!!!!

What, no belly dance? Annaliese advertises she's a avid belly dancer and seeing I have a belly dancing fetish I'm surprised you didn't have her dancing as opposed to basket weaving??:rofl!:

 

[Madman]

What, no belly dance? Annaliese advertises she's a avid belly dancer and seeing I have a belly dancing fetish I'm surprised you didn't have her dancing as opposed to basket weaving??:rofl!:

Shhhhhh, don't make fun of the basket weaving, she'll put a hex on both of us and you'll lose your toupee too. Mr. Trump, can you be so kind as to spot me $700 so I can get my boots back. It's probably a piss in a buck for a man of your wealth or I can bring a few union brothers down on Trump Towers.

 

[-b]

Madman....I am leaving going to work for oldguyzer starting the end of the month....

Anneliese....I feel sorry for you.....

One question Madman is an innie......:biggrin2:

 

[L._s.]

Wow. Way above my IQ grade. I am as thick as a brick when it comes to these types of intellectual arguments.

 

[L._s.]

Annaliese, was a delight to spend an hour with. She dazzled me with her captivating eyes, her baby doll negligee, with black stockings which enhanced her wonderful assets. Annaliese noticed my eyes wandering into her cleavage and she warned me not to ever stare at her nipples but stay focused on her beautiful eyes. I couldn't help but notice what a wonderful smile she had. She helped me remove my coat, sat me at the edge of the bed and unzipped my boots, slipped them off my feet and placed them in the closet. Strange thing was she placed my jacket on the chair and provided me with a pair of slippers. 4

She first offered me these slippers

but I told her no, please I can't . They remind me Oldguyzer and it will kill the mood. We agreed on this pair

to help me avoid staring at Anna's nipples.


I asked her if I should go shower first and I was told, no not at all. She knew I had showered right before I came and she tucked her hand into my pants and smiled, told me how smooth it felt then started talking about women's rights and how at one time women weren't allowed to vote. At this point I thought I had to shift the topic so I handed her the chocolates and the wine. She smiled threw them on the bed and asked in a very sultry sexy voice "it's not nice to re-gift gifts but it's the thought that counts", dammit busted! Either one of you flappy jawed pricks spilled the beans or she's a real witch!!

Annaliese now reached under the bed. I WAS GLEAMING thinking she's about to pull out a big vibrator. I could feel my underwear tightening up as my blood started flowing downwards. I'm sitting there proud as a pumpkin on Halloween night, proud that I had popped a blue pill and it was working!! Then I seen what she pulled out, it wasn't a vibrator, it wasn't nipples clamps, nor handcuffs .....it was basket weaving supplies .......:Crying2: and a manual:Crying2:..... i stood and start scream WHATTHEHELL and Annaliese smiles, god what a gorgeous smile and she whispers in my ear "is that Hallellujah proclamation, I believe I've achieved your first sog within 50 minutes. Well sir, tidy up and take your basket weaving supplies and hurry, times up." she quickly scooted out the door and closed it behind me. There I was standing in the hallway, my jacket thrown by my feet with my basket weave in my arms. I kick my jacket off my feet and NO, OMG, I'm still wearing the nipple slippers. MY BOOTS, MY FUCKING BLACK FUCK BOOTS are still in the apartment.

A paper is slid under the door, a note from Annaliese.

Dear Mr. Madman,

it was a pleasure entertaining you this evening. I encourage you to call again and upon repeating you will receive one boot. You must complete a third visit to receive the full pair. This must all be done within 30 days. If not completed within the specified time limit the enchanted spell placed on you will take affect on the 31st. day.

NO boots and a spell. Anna, what will happen too me if I don't comply and I want my FUCKING BOOTS BACK!!!

Papa, HOF, CASA I need to put $700 together, you you guys lend me some money.

BLISSFUL NO PAY THIS MONTH!!!!

You get my nomination for review of the year.

 

[Robintheboywonder]

:rofl!: Those slipper do look a little like Oldguyzer

:rofl!:

 

[oldguyzer]

:rofl!: Those slipper do look a little like Oldguyzer

:rofl!:

Like my daddy I look :biggrin2:

 

[Madman]

I miss Annaliese, where has my belly dancing queen gone too?



Did I just say that? Dammit, I knew she put a hex on me!!!