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Batman57
Guest
I Ate Some Dick, And It Was Yummy!
Sarah (Independent)
Rating - 9.3
Looks - Model
Services - BBBJ, DATY, Missionary, MSOG Attempts, Protected Pussy Pop.
Personality - Really Friendly
Comments:
Well, I met “Sarah Matthews” in my hotel on a warm February day. She was amazing looking, and kept giving me equally amazing smiles.
She told me she likes giving BJ’s, so I told her I also like eating dick. I told a waiter at the restaurant I wanted dick, so when he brought it to me, I ate it. It was creamy and tasted really good, so I swallowed. It was a restaurant called “The Spotted Dick”, and they serve a British dessert called “Spotted Dick Pudding”.
Yummy.
We talked quite a bit more, but your more interested in the bonk. After a sensual BBBJ, I managed to get her off with DATY. I cut this stuff out, but she told em she loves it, so I figured I might as well go for it.
I had to do her three times. First time, because I lost my stiffness, and my stock collapsed. After another mouth thing, I went again, number two, and went into severe deflation. The deflation caused a depression, so I told her I’d just pull it. While yanking it, it became really stiff, so using my inflation I went into her recession a third time. Suddenly I became excited and my stock rose into an icky billion bailout.
After a sad farewell, she insisted on giving me some money back, my tip, so I could eat, and seemed really concerned that I eat something. Don’t worry Devon, (um Sarah), I don’t eat much. For dinner I decided not to eat dick again.
Never repeat, remember.
(Escort 77, February , 2012)
NOTE: “Escort 1” was on May 22, 2010 at 7:00, so time is running out to make it an even 100, in two years. It’s go time...
