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Prophetic words of wisdom by PAUL HARVEY in the 60's - IF I WERE THE DEVIL
If I were the devil … the Prince of Darkness, I’d want to engulf the whole world in darkness. And I’d have a third of it’s real estate, and four-fifths of its population, but I wouldn’t be happy until I had seized the ripest apple on the tree — Thee. So I’d set about however necessary to take over the United States. I’d subvert the churches first — I’d begin with a campaign of whispers. With the wisdom of a serpent, I would whisper to you as I whispered to Eve: ‘Do as you please.’
“To the young, I would whisper that ‘The Bible is a myth.’ I would convince them that man created God instead of the other way around. I would confide that what’s bad is good, and what’s good is ‘square.’ And the old, I would teach to pray, after me, ‘Our Father, which art in Washington…’
“And then I’d get organized. I’d educate authors in how to make lurid literature exciting, so that anything else would appear dull and uninteresting. I’d threaten TV with dirtier movies and vice versa. I’d pedal narcotics to whom I could. I’d sell alcohol to ladies and gentlemen of distinction. I’d tranquilize the rest with pills.
“If I were the devil I’d soon have families that war with themselves, churches at war with themselves, and nations at war with themselves; until each in its turn was consumed. And with promises of higher ratings I’d have mesmerizing media fanning the flames. If I were the devil I would encourage schools to refine young intellects, but neglect to discipline emotions — just let those run wild, until before you knew it, you’d have to have drug sniffing dogs and metal detectors at every schoolhouse door.
“Within a decade I’d have prisons overflowing, I’d have judges promoting pornography — soon I could evict God from the courthouse, then from the schoolhouse, and then from the houses of Congress. And in His own churches I would substitute psychology for religion, and deify science. I would lure priests and pastors into misusing boys and girls, and church money. If I were the devil I’d make the symbols of Easter an egg and the symbol of Christmas a bottle.
“If I were the devil I’d take from those who have, and give to those who wanted until I had killed the incentive of the ambitious. And what do you bet? I couldn’t get whole states to promote gambling as thee way to get rich? I would caution against extremes and hard work, in Patriotism, in moral conduct. I would convince the young that marriage is old-fashioned, that swinging is more fun, that what you see on TV is the way to be. And thus I could undress you in public, and I could lure you into bed with diseases for which there is no cure. In other words, if I were the devil I’d just keep right on doing on what he’s doing.
If I were the devil … the Prince of Darkness, I’d want to engulf the whole world in darkness. And I’d have a third of it’s real estate, and four-fifths of its population, but I wouldn’t be happy until I had seized the ripest apple on the tree — Thee. So I’d set about however necessary to take over the United States. I’d subvert the churches first — I’d begin with a campaign of whispers. With the wisdom of a serpent, I would whisper to you as I whispered to Eve: ‘Do as you please.’
“To the young, I would whisper that ‘The Bible is a myth.’ I would convince them that man created God instead of the other way around. I would confide that what’s bad is good, and what’s good is ‘square.’ And the old, I would teach to pray, after me, ‘Our Father, which art in Washington…’
“And then I’d get organized. I’d educate authors in how to make lurid literature exciting, so that anything else would appear dull and uninteresting. I’d threaten TV with dirtier movies and vice versa. I’d pedal narcotics to whom I could. I’d sell alcohol to ladies and gentlemen of distinction. I’d tranquilize the rest with pills.
“If I were the devil I’d soon have families that war with themselves, churches at war with themselves, and nations at war with themselves; until each in its turn was consumed. And with promises of higher ratings I’d have mesmerizing media fanning the flames. If I were the devil I would encourage schools to refine young intellects, but neglect to discipline emotions — just let those run wild, until before you knew it, you’d have to have drug sniffing dogs and metal detectors at every schoolhouse door.
“Within a decade I’d have prisons overflowing, I’d have judges promoting pornography — soon I could evict God from the courthouse, then from the schoolhouse, and then from the houses of Congress. And in His own churches I would substitute psychology for religion, and deify science. I would lure priests and pastors into misusing boys and girls, and church money. If I were the devil I’d make the symbols of Easter an egg and the symbol of Christmas a bottle.
“If I were the devil I’d take from those who have, and give to those who wanted until I had killed the incentive of the ambitious. And what do you bet? I couldn’t get whole states to promote gambling as thee way to get rich? I would caution against extremes and hard work, in Patriotism, in moral conduct. I would convince the young that marriage is old-fashioned, that swinging is more fun, that what you see on TV is the way to be. And thus I could undress you in public, and I could lure you into bed with diseases for which there is no cure. In other words, if I were the devil I’d just keep right on doing on what he’s doing.
Women, rules for earning a man's respect
1. Don't be a whore. Respect yourself and others will respect you.
2. Don't try to manipulate men to get help. Try the task yourself. If you aren't capable then admit defeat and flat out ask for help. Don't sell your soul to have the refrigerator moved. Only whores think cleavage is money.
3. Don't be a bitch. Contrary to the dumb ass thread below, being a bitch does not get you respect. It gets you fucking hated. A true leader is always calm, cool, and collected.
4. Don't compete with men. Stop trying to be a man. There is nothing on earth more annoying than some little chick who tries to compete with a man. It's like please. Seriously. Like an annoying fly that keeps trying to bite your arm or something. Men want a woman who has his fucking back. Not a bitch who is always trying to one-up him. That's what our buddies are for.
5. Stop thinking that you're 'one of the guys' or that guys are your friends. There are two types of women on the planet earth. Those that are intelligent enough to realize that a man can never and will never be your "friend" and those women who are so dumb they think a hetero guy can be JUST a friend. It is biologically impossible. Don't be the dumb one. And the only thing worse is the woman who knows there is no such thing as a guy friend yet uses and manipulates guys as if they were 'friends'. There is a special painful karma for women like that and usually involves violent ass rape or breast cancer. Choose wisely.
6. Lose the make up. Being a slave to fashion only means that you are a slave. Period. Have the confidence to where a pair of jeans, a t-shirt, a trucker hat, and a pair of jogging shoes. You'd be surprised how much more sexy you are just being simple and not screaming out for attention all the time like a narcissistic slut.
7. Take personal responsibility for your actions and decisions. Many women minimize their responsibility. It is like they are trapped in little girl world where daddy makes everything okay. Fuck that. Grow up bitch.
8. Read a non-fiction book for once. Not your romance novels which is just pornography for women. Become genuinely wise, not just fucking opinionated.
9. Seek to be ethical in your life. Far too few women have adopted morality in their lives or even know what it means. They simply obey some of the rules only because of peer pressure. NOT because it is the right thing to do. Dig deep, find your soul, and perfect your character. And do it by yourself, not because it is trending.
10. Stop watching television. The technology used in broadcasting is light years beyond your comprehension. You can not use your brain or 'better' judgment to override it. If you watch television you will be controlled. End of story. Kill the idiot box.
11. Start jogging. Mankind was engineered to walk and run. It is why we have legs. Get in shape and stay fit so that you are healthy. Not because it is a social gathering at the fucking gym where you can acquire multiple dicks to suck and manipulate. Be a self motivator. Get in shape for the soul reason of being healthy. Not because it is a beauty contest where you can flick your vaginal scat at bitches who are prettier than you.
12. Stop the gossip. We know it's part of your social nature. Resist the urge to talk shit on every single person behind their back. It quickly ruins any credibility you might have.
13. Be honest with your self and others. Quit the little white lies. Commit to being 100% honest in your life with yourself and others. Stop pretending you are something you are not. Evaluate yourself in reality and live that life. Stop trying to promote your image as you think others see you. Stop painting pictures for others. Just be fucking real for once. Be an open book. There is no greater freedom on this earth than being totally open and honest.
14. Don't think you need to give up the pussy in the first couple months of a relationship. Doing so only gets you a fuck buddy, never a worthy husband. And only pathetic loser men insist that the pussy be given up sooner than later. If they go to the next slut then you didn't need them in the first place. It is okay to be single. Do not settle for the next asshole. Wait for the right guy and then make him wait for that wonderful pussy until and only until he professes his genuine love for you. Don't fall for the bullshit.
That's it. We love you. Good luck ladies.
1. Don't be a whore. Respect yourself and others will respect you.
2. Don't try to manipulate men to get help. Try the task yourself. If you aren't capable then admit defeat and flat out ask for help. Don't sell your soul to have the refrigerator moved. Only whores think cleavage is money.
3. Don't be a bitch. Contrary to the dumb ass thread below, being a bitch does not get you respect. It gets you fucking hated. A true leader is always calm, cool, and collected.
4. Don't compete with men. Stop trying to be a man. There is nothing on earth more annoying than some little chick who tries to compete with a man. It's like please. Seriously. Like an annoying fly that keeps trying to bite your arm or something. Men want a woman who has his fucking back. Not a bitch who is always trying to one-up him. That's what our buddies are for.
5. Stop thinking that you're 'one of the guys' or that guys are your friends. There are two types of women on the planet earth. Those that are intelligent enough to realize that a man can never and will never be your "friend" and those women who are so dumb they think a hetero guy can be JUST a friend. It is biologically impossible. Don't be the dumb one. And the only thing worse is the woman who knows there is no such thing as a guy friend yet uses and manipulates guys as if they were 'friends'. There is a special painful karma for women like that and usually involves violent ass rape or breast cancer. Choose wisely.
6. Lose the make up. Being a slave to fashion only means that you are a slave. Period. Have the confidence to where a pair of jeans, a t-shirt, a trucker hat, and a pair of jogging shoes. You'd be surprised how much more sexy you are just being simple and not screaming out for attention all the time like a narcissistic slut.
7. Take personal responsibility for your actions and decisions. Many women minimize their responsibility. It is like they are trapped in little girl world where daddy makes everything okay. Fuck that. Grow up bitch.
8. Read a non-fiction book for once. Not your romance novels which is just pornography for women. Become genuinely wise, not just fucking opinionated.
9. Seek to be ethical in your life. Far too few women have adopted morality in their lives or even know what it means. They simply obey some of the rules only because of peer pressure. NOT because it is the right thing to do. Dig deep, find your soul, and perfect your character. And do it by yourself, not because it is trending.
10. Stop watching television. The technology used in broadcasting is light years beyond your comprehension. You can not use your brain or 'better' judgment to override it. If you watch television you will be controlled. End of story. Kill the idiot box.
11. Start jogging. Mankind was engineered to walk and run. It is why we have legs. Get in shape and stay fit so that you are healthy. Not because it is a social gathering at the fucking gym where you can acquire multiple dicks to suck and manipulate. Be a self motivator. Get in shape for the soul reason of being healthy. Not because it is a beauty contest where you can flick your vaginal scat at bitches who are prettier than you.
12. Stop the gossip. We know it's part of your social nature. Resist the urge to talk shit on every single person behind their back. It quickly ruins any credibility you might have.
13. Be honest with your self and others. Quit the little white lies. Commit to being 100% honest in your life with yourself and others. Stop pretending you are something you are not. Evaluate yourself in reality and live that life. Stop trying to promote your image as you think others see you. Stop painting pictures for others. Just be fucking real for once. Be an open book. There is no greater freedom on this earth than being totally open and honest.
14. Don't think you need to give up the pussy in the first couple months of a relationship. Doing so only gets you a fuck buddy, never a worthy husband. And only pathetic loser men insist that the pussy be given up sooner than later. If they go to the next slut then you didn't need them in the first place. It is okay to be single. Do not settle for the next asshole. Wait for the right guy and then make him wait for that wonderful pussy until and only until he professes his genuine love for you. Don't fall for the bullshit.
That's it. We love you. Good luck ladies.
