Say what you know about life in a sentence or two.

[TROOPS]

Confucious once said........
"man who stroke cock, get goo in hand"

 

[Doggie]

Never underestimate the power of a Mother.

 

[Kaboom2]

If you are going to marry a second time make sure it's also her second time around.

 

[Art Mann]

The enemy of us all is not capitalism nor communism. It is cynicism.

The antidote is activism.

 

[papasmerf]

with 2 ply you use less paper

 

[Art Mann]

With moist wipes you can clean the crevice so the backyard ain't a barnyard.

 

[papasmerf]

9 out of ten people check the paper afterwards

 

[Art Mann]

Reverse will be very pissed at Number 10.

 

[a 1 player]

Sometimes shit just happens.