Say whatever fucked up thing is in your head thread!

[Jesus Quintana]

I would like some chocolate frosting.

Sillygirl is horny too.

 

[SillyGirl]

Sillygirl is horny too.

No, just hungry.

What happens to ants in the winter, do they hibernate?

 

[IFUSEEKAMY]

No, just hungry.

What happens to ants in the winter, do they hibernate?

Yep they do.

 

[IFUSEEKAMY]

I look and feel poppin' fresh today! :happy:

 

[Doublestar]

Hockey sucks.

 

[Jawbone]

My dick is hanging on the left side and I think it's time to move it to the right side.

 

[SillyGirl]

I got flogged today. :great:

 

[Albino]

My dentures are floating in a glass next to my remote.

 

[Blank_Dave]

I think I could do with getting laid....

 

[SillyGirl]

I would do bad, bad things for a cigarette right now. :frown:

 

[Guido]

I'm standing here naked with my dick in one hand and holding out a cigarette with the other---

 

[SillyGirl]

I'm standing here naked with my dick in one hand and holding out a cigarette with the other---

That doesn't do me any good at all. :no:

 

[IFUSEEKAMY]

Who has some cream and sugar for this hot lil cup of coffee? :tongue:

 

[Ang]

Why the hell did I pick this career? :grrrrrr:

Who wants to go for a beer?

 

[Stubby]

Who prefers wine over beer?.

 

[a 1 player]

I prefer wine over beer.

Why can't I get a one day holiday from my life?

 

[Tenor]

If you ever find out how let me know.

Pasta is not fattening. It is only if you add cheese.

 

[Danolo]

Cheese is not fattening... only if you eat it...

My latest fattening food is bacon sandwich... prolly about 1000 calories...

 

[Superman]

I am horny.

 

[Ang]

That's good to know!