Made with Love

Say whatever fucked up thing is in your head thread!

My dick is hanging on the left side and I think it's time to move it to the right side.
 
I'm standing here naked with my dick in one hand and holding out a cigarette with the other---
 
Who has some cream and sugar for this hot lil cup of coffee? :tongue:
 
Why the hell did I pick this career? :grrrrrr:

Who wants to go for a beer?
 
If you ever find out how let me know.

Pasta is not fattening. It is only if you add cheese.
 
Cheese is not fattening... only if you eat it...

My latest fattening food is bacon sandwich... prolly about 1000 calories...
 
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