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Lone Wolf

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The madam opened the brothel door in Winnipeg and saw a rather dignified, well-dressed, good-looking man in his late forties or early fifties.

'May I help you sir?' she asked.

'I want to see Valerie,' the man replied.

'Sir, Valerie is one of our most expensive ladies. Perhaps you would prefer someone else', said the madam.

'No, I must see Valerie,' he replied.

Just then, Valerie appeared and announced to the man she charged $5000 a visit.

Without hesitation, the man pulled out five thousand dollars and gave it to Valerie, and they went upstairs.

After an hour, the man calmly left.

The next night, the man appeared again, once more demanding to see Valerie.

Valerie explained that no one had ever come back two nights in a row as she was too expensive. But there were no discounts. The price was still $5000.

Again, the man pulled out the money, gave it to Valerie, and they went upstairs.. After an hour, he left.

The following night the man was there yet again. Everyone was astounded that he had come for a third

consecutive night, but he paid Valerie and they went upstairs.

After their session, Valerie said to the man, 'No one has ever been with me three nights in a row. Where are you from?'
The man replied, ' New Brunswick .'
'Really', she said. 'I have family in ' New Brunswick .'

'I know.' the man said. 'Your sister died, and I am her attorney. She asked me to give you your $15,000 inheritance. '
 
Son my ex wife flew 3000 miles to testify she slept with her LAIR, during our divorce, of her own free will. During his disbarment hearing.


In his defense he would have been the only man she did not sleep with if he turned her down
 
papasmerf said:
Son my ex wife flew 3000 miles to testify she slept with her LAIR, during our divorce, of her own free will. During his disbarment hearing.


In his defense he would have been the only man she did not sleep with if he turned her down

What's a LAIR, smerf? Does the fact that it is in capitals give it a different meaning than lair in small letters?
 
oagre said:
What's a LAIR, smerf? Does the fact that it is in capitals give it a different meaning than lair in small letters?

I can help you out here, oagre.

A LAIR (or lair as us regular folks type it):

–noun

1. a den or resting place of a wild animal: The cougar retired to its lair.

2. a secluded or hidden place, esp. a secret retreat or base of operations; a hideout or hideaway: a pirate's lair.

3. British . a place in which to lie or rest; a bed.

–verb (used with object) 4. to place in a lair.

5. to serve as a lair for.


–verb (used without object) 6. to go to, lie in, or have a lair.



I really don't understand the significance of smurfette sleeping with (in) ? a LAIR .

https://dictionary.reference.com/browse/lair
 
oagre said:
What's a LAIR, smerf? Does the fact that it is in capitals give it a different meaning than lair in small letters?

I am sorry I thought the lawyer inference was a given
 
I never slept with your wife either Papa, only Angs and Cycleguy's wives experienced the "G" experience.

Sorry Tboy I didn't see a patent pending.
 
Lone Wolf said:
The madam opened the brothel door in Winnipeg and saw a rather dignified, well-dressed, good-looking man in his late forties or early fifties.

'May I help you sir?' she asked.

'I want to see Valerie,' the man replied.

'Sir, Valerie is one of our most expensive ladies. Perhaps you would prefer someone else', said the madam.

'No, I must see Valerie,' he replied.

Just then, Valerie appeared and announced to the man she charged $5000 a visit.

Without hesitation, the man pulled out five thousand dollars and gave it to Valerie, and they went upstairs.

After an hour, the man calmly left.

The next night, the man appeared again, once more demanding to see Valerie.

Valerie explained that no one had ever come back two nights in a row as she was too expensive. But there were no discounts. The price was still $5000.

Again, the man pulled out the money, gave it to Valerie, and they went upstairs.. After an hour, he left.

The following night the man was there yet again. Everyone was astounded that he had come for a third

consecutive night, but he paid Valerie and they went upstairs.

After their session, Valerie said to the man, 'No one has ever been with me three nights in a row. Where are you from?'
The man replied, ' New Brunswick .'
'Really', she said. 'I have family in ' New Brunswick .'

'I know.' the man said. 'Your sister died, and I am her attorney. She asked me to give you your $15,000 inheritance. '


:great: joke
 
Lone Wolf said:
The madam opened the brothel door in Winnipeg and saw a rather dignified, well-dressed, good-looking man in his late forties or early fifties.

'May I help you sir?' she asked.

'I want to see Valerie,' the man replied.

'Sir, Valerie is one of our most expensive ladies. Perhaps you would prefer someone else', said the madam.

'No, I must see Valerie,' he replied.

Just then, Valerie appeared and announced to the man she charged $5000 a visit.

Without hesitation, the man pulled out five thousand dollars and gave it to Valerie, and they went upstairs.

After an hour, the man calmly left.

The next night, the man appeared again, once more demanding to see Valerie.

Valerie explained that no one had ever come back two nights in a row as she was too expensive. But there were no discounts. The price was still $5000.

Again, the man pulled out the money, gave it to Valerie, and they went upstairs.. After an hour, he left.

The following night the man was there yet again. Everyone was astounded that he had come for a third

consecutive night, but he paid Valerie and they went upstairs.

After their session, Valerie said to the man, 'No one has ever been with me three nights in a row. Where are you from?'
The man replied, ' New Brunswick .'
'Really', she said. 'I have family in ' New Brunswick .'

'I know.' the man said. 'Your sister died, and I am her attorney. She asked me to give you your $15,000 inheritance. '



hahahaha, genius:biggrin:
 
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