secrets to longevity as told by the worlds oldest woman

[cristycurves]

The worlds oldest woman just turned 117, she gives two secrets that have kept her alive. https://www.independent.co.uk/news/...morano-celebrate-117th-birthday-a7444951.html

 

[God]

I would live till 150 if I had no teeth to eat also.

 

[cristycurves]

^ lol, not sure if it's the no teeth, the eating cookies daily, the two eggs, or maybe it's being single. Whatever her reason for living so long, bless her

 

[User-E]

It's the brandy, the cookies, being single and going to bed early. :good:

 

[DannyDevito]

Masturbating daily.

 

[Prick]

Who the hell wants to live that long :no:

Shoot me the second I can't clean my own poo.

 

[User-E]

I wonder what she does all day every day? She hasn't left her apartment for 20 years.

 

[Boing]

I wonder what she does all day every day? She hasn't left her apartment for 20 years.

She lied. Isn't that a woman's prerogative?.