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Seeded or seedless watermelon?

To be enjoying regular yogurt with Cheerios and seedless grapes and mango on Bridgette,wearing a BatGirl outfit and a Veronica wig, doggystyle while spanking her ass and IfYouSeekAmy, wearing a Cat Woman costume with a Betty wig, applying dark chocolate lube (without almonds) during her BBBJ or CBJ, and having seeded watermelons and sorbet on Ms. Sarah with Swiss cheese and Diet coke, whilst eating vinegar potato chips in the Library.
 
Ohhhh Myyyyy Gawwwwdddd Howwww Disssssgusssstinnng!!!!!

Vinegar potato chips?

Have you no taste, man? No sense of class?

If you absolutely must counter balance the sweetness of these ladies, go healthy (if not downright) vegan with a plate of steamed wild rice.

As for the party itself, bear in mind the powers that be are sure to revoke you library card, especially if they find you doing this down aisle 18 "Sex - Absurd to Kinky".

Much better idea for you to party with the lovely ladies over in the reference section where I can keep an eye out for you (and the other eye on the ladies.)
 
In this heat I prefer a nice cool Key Lime pie inside my briefs.


Ice: crushed or cubed?
 
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