IN-Call Selena @ TGF

[Batman57]

The Great Depression Begins


Selena (Toronto Girlfriends)

Looks - GND
Body - GND
Service - 7 (CBJ)
Personality - 8
Overall - (7.3) YMMV


This is a TOFTT. No pics on website or mention in daily listings. Brand new hire???


After searching the hotel for this escort, I finally found the place. This was a late Friday (today) pick me up, after moping in the house.


To be fair she’s cute, but could tell something was wrong. It wasn’t really her, it’s my depressed feeling. Still I can’t say she’s the best looking, but I’ve actually been with worse. Her face is cute, her body a bit wide. I hate looks comments, but there it is.


She’s from Europe, and her English is good, but she has a funny way of phrasing things. She asked my name 3 times, and told me twice, “I’m not cutie for you?” exactly like that.


I touched her boobs for about 5 seconds, but she moved away to grab a condom, and put it on me when I was half soft. Her CBJ was completely uninspired. Despite milking my cream daily, I actually managed to get it up, but she kept stopping to ask about bonk. I told her keep going, so she put her mouth there for another 2 seconds, then asked again. Worst CBJ ever.


During mish it felt good, but she seemed a little in a hurry, and pretended to be into it, even though she may have been trying to hurry me up. After 6 minutes or so, stuff came out. Felt quite good actually.


Then I left. No chit chat or anything. I didn’t feel bad about the money (half hour), but this was maybe the worst experience since I reported these things to sickos and pervs.


(Technically Escort 59, but I’m retired now).

 

[BillyTheKid]

Somehow I knew you couldn't retire sore dick and all.

Thanks for the honest review dude.

 

[The Authority]

The Great Depression Begins


Selena (Toronto Girlfriends)

Looks - GND
Body - GND
Service - 7 (CBJ)
Personality - 8
Overall - (7.3) YMMV


This is a TOFTT. No pics on website or mention in daily listings. Brand new hire???


After searching the hotel for this escort, I finally found the place. This was a late Friday (today) pick me up, after moping in the house.


To be fair she’s cute, but could tell something was wrong. It wasn’t really her, it’s my depressed feeling. Still I can’t say she’s the best looking, but I’ve actually been with worse. Her face is cute, her body a bit wide. I hate looks comments, but there it is.


She’s from Europe, and her English is good, but she has a funny way of phrasing things. She asked my name 3 times, and told me twice, “I’m not cutie for you?” exactly like that.


I touched her boobs for about 5 seconds, but she moved away to grab a condom, and put it on me when I was half soft. Her CBJ was completely uninspired. Despite milking my cream daily, I actually managed to get it up, but she kept stopping to ask about bonk. I told her keep going, so she put her mouth there for another 2 seconds, then asked again. Worst CBJ ever.


During mish it felt good, but she seemed a little in a hurry, and pretended to be into it, even though she may have been trying to hurry me up. After 6 minutes or so, stuff came out. Felt quite good actually.


Then I left. No chit chat or anything. I didn’t feel bad about the money (half hour), but this was maybe the worst experience since I reported these things to sickos and pervs.


(Technically Escort 59, but I’m retired now).

Did you bother calling Ron?.

 

[Nova5]

Batman I highly recommend that you contact Ron regarding your session with Selena. Ron really understands the importance of customer service; IMO he is a ‘class act’!

 

[B3799]

You couldn't stay away, hey Batman

 

[Dan]

Batman returns! Keep them coming dude!

 

[Senor Gomes]

I don't even see her on their schedule.

Batman, what made you TOFTT?.

 

[Wilsonjso]

Thanks for the heads up Batman! Sorry to hear about your experience; best of luck on your next one.

 

[Valentino]

The Great Depression Begins

Looking forward to your recession review

 

[Home_boy]

Batman I highly recommend that you contact Ron regarding your session with Selena. Ron really understands the importance of customer service; IMO he is a ‘class act’!

Yes Ron takes care of mistakes as a pro. Have you called him yet?

 

[Benny]

Actually I am retired.

I count Robin (over at Allure) as "Naughty Girl 60". I felt depressed after calling it quits with her, friendship wise, after 7 years. Note: Robin is NOT an escort. But lets face it guys, after 7 years you gotta admit, it's depressing to leave anyone. So as a pick me up I bonked this girl.

Regardless I met 60 naughty girls in 14 months, about half of them in the last 4 months. That isn't so bad. If you think like me, which is no one, it had to be 60 to make it a nice round number.

As I recall this escort is named "Serena" not Selena and I am done, for a looonnng time.

There's also no need to contact Ron. I never walk away, but it's not his fault. If you meet enough escorts these things happen. It's all good, and I wish this girl well. She's from (elsewhere) and is leaving soon anyways.

Like I said before, I am completely done (until maybe next year). Thanxs to everyone who voted for me, and including me in your contest. My legs feel better, and I'm still happy in the house, I'm surprised but I'm not suffering depression or anything. Kinda feel happy there's less running around.

Farewell HUBGFE sickos...

You are one of the good ones dude. Stick around for a while.