Serious Psycho Bitch (SPB)

[blackram]

Well, I felt like going to see this girl from this thread () today. However she said that she wasn't working today. But of course, I was horny, and I had worked myself up into a frenzy to go see her, so I went into Plan B mode. First started calling my regulars to see if they were around, unfortunately, they were all off today. Then I started rummaging through CL and BP, and this ad caught my eye (). Called her up, and she seemed a little ditzy on the phone, like as if she wasn't ready to see anyone. I told her I'd call back later, and in the meantime went searching for other possibilities. Nothing turned up, so I gave this girl a call back. I began to realize that this may be that girl who got such bad reviews on Terb last year (Yoga Instructor on CL). It looks like Ryan is familiar with this girl too. I had avoided her last year, but thought maybe she's learned something finally about customer service. Put aside my reservations, made the appointment with her, and headed her way.

Now first the good news, she was gorgeous! Absolutely perfect womanly features, not too hard or too soft, lots of curves on the hips without being BBW. When I got in to her place, after paying, she immediately stripped down to full nude, and I was excited by the way she looked. She's not young, I'd say she's in her mid-30's, but she used to be a dancer, and still had a dancer's body. Then when the massage started, she really had a great technique. She started off by getting on the table with me with a body slide, but unlike other girls' body slides, she actually incorporated the slide techniques into the massage itself. She started kneading my back with her elbows and breasts. Lots of breast on back action. She also had a perfect little runway pubes, which were appropriately rough, and she sat herself down on your back, ass and legs and you could feel her pubes rubbing on you! I complimented her on her massage techniques throughout. She accepted the compliments, but she wasn't really all that talkative.

So eventually the massage ended, and we started cleaning ourselves off. She was in a bit of a hurry so she gave me some Kleenexes and wet naps. After I finished with the wet naps, I wrapped them in a clean dry Kleenex and put them on a table nearby. That set her off on an epic rant! She said that that's her dining table and that putting the Kleenex there was disgusting since she ate there. I told her but that's why I wrapped the wet naps into the Kleenex, and I apologized, but she wouldn't accept that, and actually said that I was lying! Then she flipped me the bird in both hands! She said that I should've known that was her kitchen table, to me it was just a small table near the massage table. I then told her, "Let me tell you something, with a customer, all you have to do is politely say, 'Oh please don't put that on the table there, that's my dining table', you don't have to fly off the handle and tell them to 'fuck off'"! Then she said, that she didn't believe my explanation.

I then said, "Let me give you a piece of advice", to which she replied, "No, that's not necessary", and I replied, "Well, you're going to hear it anyway". "I'm a customer, if you ever want repeat business, then you don't ever talk to a customer that way". I told her that, she can talk to her husband or boyfriend that way, but never to a customer. I told her my wife acts this way around me, but no way am I going to allow a person that I just paid to treat me like that. I also told her that before this stuff happened, I was about to book a return visit sometime soon with her, since the massage went so well. All this happened in the last 5 minutes of my visit, everything else went perfectly until that point!

 

[paul mott]

I guess we now know why she doesn't have a bf and likely never will! I know the one you're referring to as many posts about her attitude, but clearly after all this time she still doesn't understand the basics of customer service, or just how to talk to anyone in a calm, polite and civil manner. Stories like this make me glad I'm single and don't have to put up with that kind of female behavior.
When I started reading your post, it seemed so positive, especially the rough pub hair...lol, that I stopped reading to recheck your caption, as it didn't seem to correlate with the narrative, until the very end.

She used to advertise quite often, but I haven't noticed it as much lately. Can't imagine she has any repeats and all are first timers.
I wonder how she enjoyed your table de haut spermatozoa with her dinner!!

 

[mmad]

You should have believed the reviews !! I saw her once and only once, wasn't impressed but didn't have any specific reason not to repeat, just not a wonderful experience. She's been disguising her ads recently, I think hoping people would not remember who she is...

I also tried a few regulars today and found them not available and ended up seeing Annie on Gladstone. I swear she gives the best massage ever. After the fun part, she massaged my legs and neck and I actually fell asleep; she had a good laugh but I think was pleased that I enjoyed it so much! I'm sure if I saw her more regularly a lot of fun could be had. There's a new girl there that I hope to see one day soon as well, can't remember her name but it's in the Sun I think. Turned out to be a great day after all!!

 

[blackram]

Yeah, the massage was as bipolar as the masseuse. Some additional developments have happened, but I'll write about them tomorrow.

 

[paul mott]

Additional developments...the suspense and drama waiting to hear what it is...she text to say you're the type of man she really likes, one who stands up to her and puts her in her place...or she's told you that she's put the kleenex and wipes in the freezer to preserve your DNA sample...or..............

 

[Ryan1967]

Yikes...suffice it to say that I did not experience any of that odd behaviour. I did not repeat with her mainly due to the fake boobs, which are a turn off for me.

 

[blackram]

Yikes...suffice it to say that I did not experience any of that odd behaviour. I did not repeat with her mainly due to the fake boobs, which are a turn off for me.

Yeah, they would've turned me off too usually, but they weren't overly big, and they were soft to the touch. And as I said, during the body slide, they felt amazing on the back.

I actually enjoyed everything about her body and her massage, all of the unpleasantness only happened in the last few minutes of the visit. I was even prepared to ask for another visit soon with her, until her brain and mouth went haywire.

 

[blackram]

Additional developments...the suspense and drama waiting to hear what it is...she text to say you're the type of man she really likes, one who stands up to her and puts her in her place...or she's told you that she's put the kleenex and wipes in the freezer to preserve your DNA sample...or..............

Actually, you're not far off the truth, even though you were just mocking her. :blush2: A girl like this naturally lives a life not too far removed from comedy.

So here's what the additional developments were after I wrote the first part. She sent a text to me, apologizing to me about the outburst. I responded, accepted her apology, but said I wouldn't be seeing her ever again. Here's the flow of text messages:

I wanted to apologize. I overreacted. It really bothered me that you left unhappy and you were right. Please let me know if I can fix this. have a good one either way

Thank you for the apology, I really appreciate it, but I'm afraid we won't see each other anymore the issue is just unpredictable

-I am all for it. We are not a good fit. I knew this before you even got here. I recognized it on the phone. You asked too many questions.
-Too particular. I like down to Earth, easy going types
-Of which I personally am not.
-Opposites attract!

Questions like when are you available and what's your name are to much?

So for some reason she was attracted to me, so she apologized. I don't know if I should feel flattered or scared. :SayWhat?:

 

[Jingles]

Was she the one that wanted a potential client to pick her up at the mall & drive her home with her shopping bags, when he called for an appointment?

She should incorporate a clean up into her offering, that way she disposes the 'offending material' into the garbage herself!

 

[blackram]

Was she the one that wanted a potential client to pick her up at the mall & drive her home with her shopping bags, when he called for an appointment?

The one and the same, and ironically, that potential client happened to be me too, last year! :blush2: And as a reward she said that she would cut his time short. So I avoided her because of that attitude last year. Thought maybe it was just teething pains from being a newbie to the business last year, that perhaps she learned her lessons by this year. :NoNoNo:

Now, I'm wondering if I should update that thread from last year on Terb, or let it go? It would just destroy any business that she has left, if I posted that. I didn't post the story about her asking for a car ride until much later, because I didn't want to affect her business, since I didn't actually go see her last year. But this year, I actually did go see her, and I am more justified in posting about it, but it's really horrible to do so.

 

[Jingles]

If you are unsure whether to post it on terb, it is probably best not to.

 

[blackram]

Okay, that's the sort of input I needed. Thanks.

 

[Ryan1967]

Concur with Jingles, she is not really a bad person and does give a decent massage, posting that would torpedo her business. At least she apologized...that does say something...

 

[Skinflute]

YIKES :SayWhat?: bipolar for sure, you would be dead on the spot if you had accidently pass a little gas near the table. :LMAO:

 

[paul mott]

The fact that her apology was self initiated, and she had the fortitude to admit she was wrong, does say something positive about her character. She may well be bi polar, with small things causing explosive reactions, which she later regrets, but unfortunately keeps repeating.

 

[Hector17]

Hey Mmad:
I also tried a few regulars today and found them not available and ended up seeing Annie on Gladstone. I swear she gives the best massage ever. After the fun part, she massaged my legs and neck and I actually fell asleep; she had a good laugh but I think was pleased that I enjoyed it so much! I'm sure if I saw her more regularly a lot of fun could be had. There's a new girl there that I hope to see one day soon as well, can't remember her name but it's in the Sun I think. Turned out to be a great day after all!!

I saw Annie today, and yes a GREAT massage...I have her now topless, and I pull her pants down, so a bit of fun that way as I roam...She's got a fun finish and does slow down when asked...she's great, and said she'd love a reverse massage next time I come...told her I'd book an hour and we'd do it...

 

[mmad]

I saw Annie today, and yes a GREAT massage...I have her now topless, and I pull her pants down, so a bit of fun that way as I roam...She's got a fun finish and does slow down when asked...she's great, and said she'd love a reverse massage next time I come...told her I'd book an hour and we'd do it...

Way to go Hector; I do the exact same but I wasn't offered the reverse! Maybe she offered it while I was asleep :sorry2: For me topless is pulling her top up and taking her boobs out of her bra !! it works though

 

[mmad]

I agree with Jingles, best to just let it drop! And, thanks for confirming that I really don't want to see her again.

 

[Hector17]

We are on the same track with her then....she just pops them out for me too, but she did walk over to the sink after with her pants still down, so a little bit more..I asked her if she'd like that (reverse) and she said YES...maybe she didn't understand what I said and just says YES??? We'll see

 

[blackram]

The fact that her apology was self initiated, and she had the fortitude to admit she was wrong, does say something positive about her character. She may well be bi polar, with small things causing explosive reactions, which she later regrets, but unfortunately keeps repeating.

I was thinking how poor Loraine Laney has such a scary reputation amongst many guys who've read her blog and found out about her admitted mental conditions, yet she was always the most courteous and in control of her emotions when she was doing the massages. There was nothing to fear about Loraine if you actually got to know her.

A lot of us tried to help Loraine by telling her to unlink her blog from her business page, but she wouldn't ever listen. This girl on the other hand is actually a nightmare in person, and people have tried to help her by telling her how to behave in a business.