Seven Kinds of SEX

[Marcus]

The 1st kind of sex is called ... Smurf Sex.

This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone and you both have sex until you are blue in the face.

The 2nd kind of sex is called ... Kitchen Sex.
This is when you have been with your partner for a short time and you are so needy you will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen.

The 3rd kind of sex is called ... Bedroom Sex.
This is when you have been with your partner for a long time. Your sex has gotten routine and you usually have sex only in your bedroom.

The 4th kind of sex is called ... Hallway Sex.
This is when you have been with your partner for too long. When you pass each other in the hallway you both say ... "Screw You."

The 5th kind of sex is called ... Religious Sex.
Which means you get Nun in the morning, Nun in the afternoon and Nun at night. (Very Popular)

The 6th kind is called ... Courtroom Sex.
This is when you cannot stand your wife any more. She takes you to court and screws you in front of everyone.

And ... Last ... But not least ...

The 7th kind of sex is called ... Social Security Sex.
You get a little each month. But not enough to enjoy yourself

 

[speedy]

The 4th kind of sex is called ... Hallway Sex.
This is when you have been with your partner for too long. When you pass each other in the hallway you both say ... "Screw You."

This is where we are right now with my SO! lol

 

[blissful]

Never did 5,6 or 7 because we get stuck at the 4.5 Sex; Make up Sex: That is when you Fuck really hard at each other then tenderly make love, then FUCK really hard again.:grrrrrr:

Then there is 4.75 Sex get an Escort and do a threesome.:666:

 

[Guido]

Blissful you are a horny woman.:great:

 

[Cycleguy007]

I think we're stuck somewhere between 1 & 2...

But have done Blissful's 4.5 a number of times... nothing better than make up sex IMHO! :great:

I swear, subconsciously we'll even argue about stupid stuff just to have the opportunity for MUS! :bad:

and 4.75 sounds very intriguing!

 

[blissful]

Blissful you are a horny woman.:great:

We have a foursome before we enter the Lawyers Office. That usually reminds us why we are together.:bad:

 

[BEER]

We have a foursome before we enter the Lawyers Office. That usually reminds us why we are together.:bad:

Now, that is funny.:drunk: