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Sex in uncomfortable places

Goofy

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What's the most uncomfortable place you've had sex in?

Phone booth rings a bell for anyone :happy:
 
If its uncomfortable...

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Gosh! you guys are spoiled! lol... Comfort is the last thing on my mind when having sex. I've gotten bruised, cut, scraped, sprained, gashed.... whatever.... it truly doesn't bother me as long as it isn't mortally serious. Plenty of time to whine and laugh about it after :) If I had to pick one, it'd be the Catholic schoolyard... on my knees ...and ass...and palms against gravel and concrete pavement and brick walls ...all in the same hr. So effin hawt though. Totally worth it.
 
SillyGirl said:
The bathroom on an Amtrak train

Did you know the guy? Or was this a random hook up? :gasp:

We've done bathroom stalls, a patio bar, park benches, on a set of swings, in the garage during the summertime, back deck, in a car (of course), in an antigravity chair one time at a campfire, in a hot tub etc. But none of them were particularly "uncomfortable" though. :)
 
Cycleguy007 said:
Did you know the guy? Or was this a random hook up? :gasp:


I knew him, we were traveling together.

I guess random hookup would have made a better story. :neutral:
 
Gosh! you guys are spoiled! lol... Comfort is the last thing on my mind when having sex. I've gotten bruised, cut, scraped, sprained, gashed.... whatever.... it truly doesn't bother me as long as it isn't mortally serious. Plenty of time to whine and laugh about it after :) If I had to pick one, it'd be the Catholic schoolyard... on my knees ...and ass...and palms against gravel and concrete pavement and brick walls ...all in the same hr. So effin hawt though. Totally worth it.

oohh baby what a turn on :arf::arf: :tongue:
 
Cycleguy007 said:
Did you know the guy? Or was this a random hook up? :gasp:

We've done bathroom stalls, a patio bar, park benches, on a set of swings, in the garage during the summertime, back deck, in a car (of course), in an antigravity chair one time at a campfire, in a hot tub etc. But none of them were particularly "uncomfortable" though. :)

CG, please tell me you know that you're not supposed to have sex in a hot tub.....it is SO dangerous for the woman because the action forces chlorinated water into her uterus.......(I think the end result is toxic shock and we all know that can kill her...)
 
tboy said:
CG, please tell me you know that you're not supposed to have sex in a hot tub.....it is SO dangerous for the woman because the action forces chlorinated water into her uterus.......(I think the end result is toxic shock and we all know that can kill her...)

Yes, I do know that.

In all honesty- the Hot Tub Incident took place when Mrs. CG and I first started dating almost 23 years ago. I lived in an apartment building in Hamilton at the time and it had an indoor pool, hot tub etc, and since I was friends with the super, he gave me a key so I could use it "after hours" so to speak. :)

The thing is, it is the one and only time we ever tried it. Sex in a hot tub, aside from the fact that its dangerous, (as you point out) it SOUNDS a whole lot more interesting than it is in practice. :neutral:
 
that's good, I guess I'm becoming more responsible as I get older lol...I got into a big argument with my 22 yr old niece who posted on FB whether she should get another tattoo or not...I said no, put the money aside for a rainy day lol.....boy was THAT a mistake.....

Anyhow, glad this isn't an everyday occurance.....(and you're right, it sounds a lot better than it is)
 
tboy said:
CG, please tell me you know that you're not supposed to have sex in a hot tub.....it is SO dangerous for the woman because the action forces chlorinated water into her uterus.......(I think the end result is toxic shock and we all know that can kill her...)

Going to wade in here.

The toxic shock I highly doubt and I couldn't find any confirmation on line.

This was the best that I could find and it makes sense if you think about it:





Sex in the tub–Hot tub sex can be dangerous for several reasons. One, the chlorine washes away natural lubricant from the vagina, leaving it vulnerable for tearing from friction of the penis. Two, the walls of the vagina are absorbent, so the torn flesh can trap and hold any germs in the water. Three, the penis acts as a piston, pumping water forcefully into the vagina, which may cause considerable discomfort.

Sex in the tub–Hot tub sex can be dangerous for several reasons. One, the chlorine washes away natural lubricant from the vagina, leaving it vulnerable for tearing from friction of the penis. Two, the walls of the vagina are absorbent, so the torn flesh can trap and hold any germs in the water. Three, the penis acts as a piston, pumping water forcefully into the vagina, which may cause considerable discomfort.

Sex in the tub–Hot tub sex can be dangerous for several reasons. One, the chlorine washes away natural lubricant from the vagina, leaving it vulnerable for tearing from friction of the penis. Two, the walls of the vagina are absorbent, so the torn flesh can trap and hold any germs in the water. Three, the penis acts as a piston, pumping water forcefully into the vagina, which may cause considerable discomfort.
 
Maurice Boscorelli said:
Going to wade in here.

The toxic shock I highly doubt and I couldn't find any confirmation on line.

This was the best that I could find and it makes sense if you think about it:

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Well, that isn't 100% accurate. It doesn't just force water into the vagina, it forces it also into the uterus a far far more dangerous place for chlorinated water to be. In the vagina, it would simply drain out...in the uterus, not so easily. Anyhow, this was explained to me by my gf's gynecologist......so I trust her over anything found on the net......

Like I said, I'm not sure if toxic shock syndrome is the proper term, but it can be pretty dangerous to have chlorinated water sitting in the uterus for any length of time. I also think she said something about the water being forced into the fallopian tubes as well, but don't quote me on that.....

In addition, my doctor also told me about sex in water can force water into the urethra (male and female) leading to severe bladder infections.

So, it isn't a good idea in any sense.....
 
tboy said:
. Anyhow, this was explained to me by my gf's gynecologist......so I trust her over anything found on the net.......

I have to admit I never considered that it could go that far up.

Anyways I have not gone the hot tub route in years and likely will not in future events.

I have to also admit though that I miss the after hours sessions in the hot tub with the lovely lady of choice and some 420 at my local fitness club in yesteryear.
 
Maurice Boscorelli said:
I have to admit I never considered that it could go that far up.

Anyways I have not gone the hot tub route in years and likely will not in future events.

I have to also admit though that I miss the after hours sessions in the hot tub with the lovely lady of choice and some 420 at my local fitness club in yesteryear.

You have to figure, if a little drop of jizz can get that far...........
 
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