Sexual Bucket List

[Cheapdate]

Never had anal sex. None of my girlfriends alllowed it :tongue:

 

[a 1 player]

Never had anal sex. None of my girlfriends alllowed it :tongue:

Doesn't every girl do anal nowadays? Not joking either.

 

[HOF]

Before I die...

An Amish girl
An (attractive) female body builder

And the 'Holy Grail of Debauchery'
Twins
Midget
Amputee

:gasp:

(a 1 player now thinks he will never get another date with an escort).

Amish Hotties:

Female Bodybuilder:

Twins:
Japanese Twins Fook Mi & Fook Yu!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7YABRmdyuMk&feature=related
Midget:
Works in GTA & London
Amputee:

 

[HOF]

:na:

Never had anal sex. None of my girlfriends alllowed it :tongue:

Sorry to tell you dude, your girlfriends lied

 

[a 1 player]

Thanks for those HOF, but I should have added that I must do this on my own, without the help of a paid provider.

 

[SillyGirl]

I would like to be with a woman alone.

 

[LickingGravity]

I would like to be with a woman alone.

Can I be in the closet?

 

[HOF]

I would like to be with a woman alone.

Stay away from my girlfriends!

 

[RAWD]

A1, you forgot the petting zoo.

I guess my bucket list is teh failz......To have sex with someone who wants to have sex with me, because it's me.....And not because of the contents of a white envelope.

And I don't see that happening.

Ahh Dave,

I'd rather know that a girl is fucking me for the contents of the white envelope than to pretend that she loves me but is really after the contents of my wallet, bank account, investment portfolio, real estate, etc.

 

[a 1 player]

Ahh Dave,

I'd rather know that a girl is fucking me for the contents of the white envelope than to pretend that she loves me but is really after the contents of my wallet, bank account, investment portfolio, real estate, etc.

Easy way to weed those types out. Go on a few dates doing really cheap stuff. Bicycle ride, picnic, walk around Centre Island and get ice cream. You'll know who is 'real' soon enough.

 

[Blank_Dave]

Easy way to weed those types out. Go on a few dates doing really cheap stuff. Bicycle ride, picnic, walk around Centre Island and get ice cream. You'll know who is 'real' soon enough.

Well no worries about 'real' here. Real would have to be blind and desperate

 

[tboy]

I would like to be with a woman alone.

to....go shopping? hehehehe

 

[tboy]

Ahh Dave,

I'd rather know that a girl is fucking me for the contents of the white envelope than to pretend that she loves me but is really after the contents of my wallet, bank account, investment portfolio, real estate, etc.

Which brings us back to that age old discussion: is simply paying an escort cheaper than a civvie? While the actual sex is cheaper because it is really free but it is all the other things that cost you in the end.......and half you house, bank account, car, etc if things don't work out.....

 

[tboy]

Never had anal sex. None of my girlfriends alllowed it :tongue:

it's good if she's willing and physically able but crappy if she isn't able to handle it.....take the scene from entourage for example...don't move don't MOVE......lol....

There's lots of escorts who do it, try one of them.....

 

[SillyGirl]

to....go shopping? hehehehe

That's just silly, I hate to shop. :tongue:

 

[blackram]

That's just silly, I hate to shop. :tongue:

Well, then let the other woman go shopping and pick up a few things for you. :whip:

 

[Bambino]

Doesn't every girl do anal nowadays? Not joking either.

Where can I meet them :neutral:

 

[Art Mann]

What a coincidence

What a coincidence

Have a 4 sum! 3 women and one helpless man to be apart of the beauty we will create!

That's on my list too:

Have a 4 sum! 3 women and just me as the one helpless man to be part of the beauty you will create!

Can't believe you posted this two weeks ago and nobody else has volunteered yet.

 

[Tony Montana]

Someone's bucket list.

[video]https://www.break.com/index/teen-daredevil-narrowly-misses-train-2121046[/video]

 

[blackram]

Someone's bucket list.

[video]https://www.break.com/index/teen-daredevil-narrowly-misses-train-2121046[/video]

Holy f*! Not sure what it's got to do with sexual bucket lists, but that's definitely going to get you to the bucket in a hurry if the timing was off just a little.