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Shitty habits most men have.

Candyman

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And some women.

Did I miss any more?.


1. Inspecting your poop
Many people look at their poop on the toilet tissue. Other people take an occasional whiff. It’s very common for animals to smell their own poop. Like it or not, some humans do it to.

2. Playing with boogers
People never admit to picking their nose but we all do on occasion. Instead of disposing of the nugget on a tissue some people play with it. They use their fingers to roll it in a ball or just smoosh it. Others see how far they can flick it. Admit it, you have done this before!

3. Venting Farts
Raising your leg when farting or shifting to one side to spread your cheeks before ripping one. This is far more common with men than women.

4. Pet kissing
We all love our pets but many people allow their pets to lick them. Dogs and cats clean their entire body using the same tongue that ends up in your face.

5. Eating dropped food
We have all heard about the 5 second rule. Certain types of food can pick up bacteria as soon as it hits the floor or any unclean surface. Do you eat food that has fallen on the floor or something that slides off your plate onto the table at a restaurant?

6. Fingernail biting
People that bite their nails typically don’t wash their hands beforehand. Not only is it unsanitary it can also cause infections and other problems with your fingernails. Some people actually chew on their nail clippings after biting them off.

7. Spitting
There’s no way you’ve got that much saliva in your mouth that you just have to hock it up and deposit it on the street/sidewalk/anywhere beside your mouth. It’s gross and unnecessary

8. Not changing your sheets
How often do you change your sheets? Once a month? A few times a quarter? You should change them at least once per week. When you sleep, you leave behind all sorts of debris including sweat, dead skin cells, hair, spit, and more.

9. Self-adjustment / Scratching
Men often feel the need to adjust their man parts or scratch themselves at inopportune times. A friend’s boyfriend would actually scratch his nuts then smell his fingers. When asked why he smells his fingers he said he doesn’t really know, he just likes doing it.

10. Personal cleanliness
A book could be written on the disgusting things people do or don’t do in regards to cleanliness. A few examples are using pen caps or other objects to clean wax from your ears. Not adequately washing your feet, crotch or ass. Using the “sniff test” to see if clothes are still clean enough to wear. If you have to sniff anything before you put it on then you shouldn’t wear it. Not showering or using deodorant before going out in public. The list goes on and on.
 
I don't do most of thouse. I'm a neat/clean freak. And who likes frencing a dog??? WTF???
 
1. Inspecting your poop
well you need to know if you are clean!

2. Playing with boogers
Not me. Eeeewwww

3. Venting Farts
SO true.....and it is fun! :good::biggrin2:

4. Pet kissing
Yikes.....i dont have any pets. good to know.

5. Eating dropped food
Used to....not anymore.

6. Fingernail biting
Never

7. Spitting
Ok im gross....but i rarely do it.

8. Not changing your sheets
Once a week for me....the most once every 2 weeks.

9. Self-adjustment / Scratching
Cant help it!

10. Personal cleanliness
I am tooooo clean. Definitely shower and use deodorant daily
 
peace said:
1. Inspecting your poop
well you need to know if you are clean!

2. Playing with boogers
Not me. Eeeewwww

3. Venting Farts
SO true.....and it is fun! :good::biggrin2:

4. Pet kissing
Yikes.....i dont have any pets. good to know.

5. Eating dropped food
Used to....not anymore.

6. Fingernail biting
Never

7. Spitting
Ok im gross....but i rarely do it.

8. Not changing your sheets
Once a week for me....the most once every 2 weeks.

9. Self-adjustment / Scratching
Cant help it!

10. Personal cleanliness
I am tooooo clean. Definitely shower and use deodorant daily

You lie very well :-Cool/"
 
I have a friend and I've stopped going to his cottage because I can't take how his fondles his bare feet and constantly picks his nose, it's disgusting!:sick:
 
1. Examining white boxers and Y-fronts for questionable stains to ascertain whether they have another day’s wear in them.
2. Even worse, when the underwear is dark, having to sniff to make the same judgement.
3. Secret, hurried itching of nether-regions when we think no one is looking.

4. Rearranging ourselves so everything feels a bit more comfortable. Our junk does tend to get in the way.
5. Deciding that a shower is unnecessary when there are no major plans for the week.
6. Hurriedly rubbing the armpits of a T shirt with a roll on deodorant when we get a whiff of gym sweat.

7. Picking off dried food from a plate with our fingernails and deciding it can now be considered clean for another use.
8. Clearing toilet mess with our jet stream of pee.
9. Picking out our nipple hairs. Painful but irresistible.

10. Clipping our toenails in such a way that they are pinged across the room like sharp missles.
11. Using said clippings to pick food out from our teeth.
12. Eating the discovered tooth food rather than discarding it.

13. Using socks to clear up spillages.
14. Using socks for even worse habits.
15. Only doing a weekly ‘taking the bin bags out to the bin’ run.

16. Peeing in the shower. it’s all going down the same plughole after all.17. Peeing on the toilet seat and only half heartedly wiping it up. Or spreading it across the seat as its more accurately known.
18. Being relaxed about the five second dropped food rule so that it can be anywhere up to half a minute.
19. Re-using damp smelling towels so that all the cleanliness achieved from the shower is undone.
20. Leaving beard trimmings (and worse) in the bath or sink.

21. Only changing bed sheets when they have that crusty feel to them.
22. Ignoring sell by dates and just relying on sense of smell or finding lumps in the milk.
23. Licking our plates because a meal tasted so good. Considering it as washing up.
24. Picking our ears and nose out with a pen lid. Not telling someone when we see them chewing said pen.

25. Not washing our face in the morning so that eye snot has congealed and sleep drool has formed a powder at the corner of our mouths.

26. Examining our sneeze discharge and showing it around to ask if its a normal colour.



 
Raiden said:
This guy is hilarious, gross as fuck but hilarious



Where do you all hide your snot if there isn't a napkin around?. I did forget to ask that question.
 
Most of us routinely underestimate our talents and skills--not deliberately, but because of self-deprecating habits.
At the extreme, you can become your own worst enemy. But even a little bit of negativity toward yourself can slow you down and cause you to miss out on great opportunities.

Ask yourself if you need to change any of these destructive habits:

1. You don't believe in yourself. Self-talk is a strong force, whether it's positive or negative. If you tell yourself "I'm not ready for that promotion" or "I could never be that disciplined" or "I don't have the aptitude to be a boss"--if you routinely talk yourself out of your aspirations--you will not reach your potential.
2. You don't own your unique self. It's great to learn from those around you, but never think that what you have to offer is insignificant or that you need to copy someone else's style or way of doing things. The things that make you uniquely you are what will make you stand out, so honor those things and own them. Mom was right: Just be yourself.

3. You care too much what other people think. Wanting to be liked and respected is basic human nature. But when you value other people's thinking and opinions above your own, and change your behavior to reflect what you think others want to see, you're doing harm to yourself. Nobody else is living your life, so don't give away the power to guide it.

4. You compare yourself with others. When you hold the full, complex reality of your life up against the visible surface of someone else's, it's easy to come away feeling like less. If you want to compare yourself with someone else, look at those who have less and are struggling--then be grateful for all your advantages and achievements and commit yourself to sharing your blessings.
5. You surround yourself with negativity. You don't have to look very hard to find people with issues--there's always someone ready to cut down someone else's success or dwell on the unfairness of a situation or workplace. Often what these people are masking is their own fear of failure, but allowing yourself to be exposed to their negativity will have a bad influence on you. Recognize the positive people in your life and choose your relationships carefully.

6. You indulge in pessimism. If you often catch yourself thinking "I don't have a chance" or "This will never work out," you need to shout down that voice before it creates a self-fulfilling prophecy. Focus on what you can do instead of worrying about the outcomes you can't control.

7. You criticize yourself relentlessly. Self-improvement requires a certain amount of critique--and, let's face it, we all have flaws. But when you focus on your flaws to the detriment of your strengths, when you dwell on your mistakes but dismiss your successes as luck, you undermine yourself in the worst way. Show yourself the same kindness and respect that you'd show anyone around you.

8. You don't trust yourself. Whether your intuition comes from innate talent or years of experience (or both), it can work only if you have faith in it. That doesn't mean that you don't question or challenge your instincts--holding your gut feeling up to reality is an important part of discernment. But if you're constantly second-guessing your own judgment, that's a problem.

9. You don't let yourself speak up. When you quiet your own voice, when you stop yourself from saying what you want to do or asking for what you need, your silence can be mistaken for ignorance or apathy--by others and even by yourself. Even if you feel overpowered, it's important to say what's on your mind.
10. You're no longer curious. Curiosity elevates us to do great things, and dismissing your own curiosity is an indirect way of holding yourself back. Keep your mind active and questioning.

11. You dismiss compliments. When you deflect compliments with a self-deprecating remark, you not only sell yourself short but challenge the judgment of the person complimenting you. Accepting compliments graciously doesn't make you an egomaniac.

12. You limit yourself. When you feel unworthy or undeserving of success, you don't even try. The most valuable gift you can give yourself is a wide horizon with room for all your dreams, thoughts, and ambitions.

If you've been underestimating yourself, stop your destructive habits and start doing things your future self will thank you for.
 
I've seen people doing all these disgusting things and that is why I avoid shaking people's hands.
 
Raiden said:
This guy is hilarious, gross as fuck but hilarious



This is definitely not the Seinfeld pick
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F9RVChMqdqg​, it's the real deal.
 
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