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celticman
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Depending on the woman, care should be exercised, but the default position should probably be to put on the Tap shoes, do a little Fred Astaire, pirouette on the Ballet Pointes, and skate away on the best skates that Bauer has to offer.
I have been divorced for a long time but after I was married my wife often heard from friends about a former girlfriend (that I should have married!). My wife clearly picked up on the fact that the Ex was attractive and that she and I had been very close. The wife person often asked me about this gal in my past and this included what she was she like in bed. See above for my various footwork styles to see how I handled this.
Sadly, one night in a moment of inebriated lascivious weakness (receiving a BJ) the wife coaxed the details of my sex life with the Ex out of me. I was assured, promised, a vow was taken, that this would not bother her, she was just “interested”. So I shared the details. How silly of me. The BJ went unfinished, although this was to be the least of problems. Not only was she angry about the details (comparing oneself to others can so often lead to grief :bad: ), but the issue smoldered for days and seemed to become an appendage to any sort of disagreement. Go figure. At one point a week later, I was getting heck for not properly raking the lawn after I mowed it. It must have seemed like a good opportunity for my partner to append many of my other shortcomings, real or imagined, to the diatribe, reaching a crescendo with aforementioned particular aspect of my previous sex life. I was informed, with a re-enforcing punch to the chest that I should never have told her. I have my shortcomings, but being oblivious to impending danger is not one of them, so I refrained from mentioning that it was dragged out of me in a moment of BJ weakness.
At this point she was truly steamed and had slugged me in the chest several times. In a moment of inspiration, I thought I could diffuse the situation and suggested to her that perhaps it would help her anger if she could try to get in touch with her feminine side. I am here to tell you that this did not have the desired effect. I might add that I have suggested to a couple of other angry women in my life that they try getting in touch with their feminine side when I have caused them to be enraged. Again, this lacked positive results. Needless to say I no longer make this suggestion. Did I say “I have my shortcomings, but being oblivious to impending danger is not one of them?” Scratch that.
Advice to self. Do not discuss sexual prowess of any previous GF, but if pressed describe a litany of bland techniques and experiences.
I have been divorced for a long time but after I was married my wife often heard from friends about a former girlfriend (that I should have married!). My wife clearly picked up on the fact that the Ex was attractive and that she and I had been very close. The wife person often asked me about this gal in my past and this included what she was she like in bed. See above for my various footwork styles to see how I handled this.
Sadly, one night in a moment of inebriated lascivious weakness (receiving a BJ) the wife coaxed the details of my sex life with the Ex out of me. I was assured, promised, a vow was taken, that this would not bother her, she was just “interested”. So I shared the details. How silly of me. The BJ went unfinished, although this was to be the least of problems. Not only was she angry about the details (comparing oneself to others can so often lead to grief :bad: ), but the issue smoldered for days and seemed to become an appendage to any sort of disagreement. Go figure. At one point a week later, I was getting heck for not properly raking the lawn after I mowed it. It must have seemed like a good opportunity for my partner to append many of my other shortcomings, real or imagined, to the diatribe, reaching a crescendo with aforementioned particular aspect of my previous sex life. I was informed, with a re-enforcing punch to the chest that I should never have told her. I have my shortcomings, but being oblivious to impending danger is not one of them, so I refrained from mentioning that it was dragged out of me in a moment of BJ weakness.
At this point she was truly steamed and had slugged me in the chest several times. In a moment of inspiration, I thought I could diffuse the situation and suggested to her that perhaps it would help her anger if she could try to get in touch with her feminine side. I am here to tell you that this did not have the desired effect. I might add that I have suggested to a couple of other angry women in my life that they try getting in touch with their feminine side when I have caused them to be enraged. Again, this lacked positive results. Needless to say I no longer make this suggestion. Did I say “I have my shortcomings, but being oblivious to impending danger is not one of them?” Scratch that.
Advice to self. Do not discuss sexual prowess of any previous GF, but if pressed describe a litany of bland techniques and experiences.
