SINGLE AGAIN

[DannyDeVito]

Well, it's official I'm back on the open market. My GF dumped me last night so I'm available ladies. I provide BFE and I charge based on your looks. The more I want you the less the fee.....:biggrin2:

NO MALES NEED APPLY!

sorry Robin:rofl!:

 

[-b]

Robin will try to sneak up behind you anyway....

I think Anneleise is looking......

 

[Baz]

Danny, do you really think this is the appropriate forum to be looking for a girlfriend?

 

[Bridgette_xo]

And if they're super cute do you pay them?

Who doesn't love a good BFE.

 

[Maurice Boscorelli]

I thought you and Rhea just got back together again?

 

[DannyDeVito]

I thought you and Rhea just got back together again?

I just met this new one yesterday and got dumped. Is that a world record breakup :biggrin2:

 

[Willy]

Man you change girlfriends as fast as the Stock market fluctuates.

 

[Ridgeman08]

I provide BFE

Ummm... I'm gonna charge royalties if you put "BFE" or any reference to it in your User Title.... Just sayin... :NoNoNo:

Who doesn't love a good BFE.

Haven't found a girl yet that hasn't! :blush2:

There are plenty of fish in the sea after all.

I've had a fair amount of success there...

 

[HOF]

Danny, do you really think this is the appropriate forum to be looking for a girlfriend?

Yes, it's where I find all of my girlfriends and they leave without question when the time has elapsed.

 

[Guido]

NO MALES NEED APPLY!

sorry Robin:rofl!:

LMFAO, poor boy wonder!

Hey Danny, I thought women didn't like short bald guys??:unknw:

 

[Bridgette_xo]

LMFAO, poor boy wonder!

Hey Danny, I thought women didn't like short bald guys??:unknw:

Thank goodness you're so darn hairy

 

[Transient]

Why do Italians wear chains?
So they know wear to stop shaving.

Look on the bright side Danny, so many women, so little time.