So had sex with my new girlfriend for the first time and she almost fainted.

[DannyDeVito]

Started licking her pussy then a couple of fingers in with upper curl movement. Tied her on the bed played with her with the black dildo. She screamed and begged me to untie her so she can deepthroat me. Favor done I then proceeded to give her a fuck of her life.

She was screaming and shaking and boom she squirted all over my pelvis up to my stomach and face.

For 10 minutes she was shaking, shuddering and agitated. Felt like an earthquake was passing through. She had a hard time talking to me during those 10 minutes after her orgasm.

Ever happened to any of you :spiteful: :whistling:

 

[Swagger]

Then you woke up.

 

[oldguyzer]

Happens every time :biggrin2:

 

[papasmerf]

why did you tie her down??

Let me guess, you filled her with Helium, again.

 

[User-E]

why did you tie her down??

Let me guess, you filled her with Helium, again.

He likes it when women talk in that helium induced really high pitched voice.

 

[DannyDeVito]

why did you tie her down??

Let me guess, you filled her with Helium, again.

:biggrin2:

 

[Thosmos]

LOL, glad to know you guys don't take yourselves too seriously.

 

[Plucker]

We need pictures or it didn't happen.

 

[PussyScientist]

Does she swallow?.

 

[Raiden]

Started licking her pussy then a couple of fingers in with upper curl movement. Tied her on the bed played with her with the black dildo. She screamed and begged me to untie her so she can deepthroat me. Favor done I then proceeded to give her a fuck of her life.

She was screaming and shaking and boom she squirted all over my pelvis up to my stomach and face.

For 10 minutes she was shaking, shuddering and agitated. Felt like an earthquake was passing through. She had a hard time talking to me during those 10 minutes after her orgasm.

Ever happened to any of you :spiteful: :whistling:

You really need to stop reading dirty romance novels!:no:

 

[God]

LOL, glad to know you guys don't take yourselves too seriously.

We don't :SayWhat?:

 

[Robintheboywonder]

Danny, she told me you stiffed her 20 bucks! Her envelope was 20 shy, wtf dude?

 

[Louis XIV]

How sad....what popped into my head was that old joke/question...."what would chairs look like if our knees bent the other way".


What the hell is wrong with me?

You and me both. I've often wondered what phones would be like if our ears were no where near our mouths....

 

[DonCorleo]

You and me both. I've often wondered what phones would be like if our ears were no where near our mouths....

LMAO

 

[LickingGravity]

You really need to stop reading dirty romance novels!:no:

Or Penthouse Letters

 

[DannyDeVito]

Hey Danny, everybody has had sex with your new girlfriend multiple times.:biggrin2:

:Crying/:

 

[poker123]

yeah man. you did the sex so good. man, you must be so good at the sex stuff.

 

[Robintheboywonder]

Started licking her pussy then a couple of fingers in with upper curl movement. Tied her on the bed played with her with the black dildo. She screamed and begged me to untie her so she can deepthroat me. Favor done I then proceeded to give her a fuck of her life.

She was screaming and shaking and boom she squirted all over my pelvis up to my stomach and face.

For 10 minutes she was shaking, shuddering and agitated. Felt like an earthquake was passing through. She had a hard time talking to me during those 10 minutes after her orgasm.

Ever happened to any of you :spiteful: :whistling:

started

Then a little

Then a little

sorry couldn't find a black one!

She then

and finally

YEAH RIGHT WHATEVER DANNY!:biggrin2:

 

[Analme]

yeah man. you did the sex so good. man, you must be so good at the sex stuff.

Would you expect any less of Danny?:search2:

 

[User-E]

For 10 minutes she was shaking, shuddering and agitated. Felt like an earthquake was passing through. She had a hard time talking to me during those 10 minutes after her orgasm.

Female insects with "penises" have been discovered in Brazil - the first example of an animal with sex-reversed genitalia, scientists say.

Neotrogla females insert the erectile organs into males' vagina-like openings.

The elaborate structure, dubbed a "gynosome", is used to suck out sperm and nutritious seminal fluids.

Copulation lasts an impressive 40-70 hours, the researchers report in Current Biology.

:YMAPPLAUSE: