Made with Love

So this is where babies come from.

Would've loved to hear the director of this Tony Award worthy production during rehearsals...

'Hey, you! The one dressed as feces. Yeah, you! I need to see more emotion from your performance. I need the audience to feel like they're the ones being squeezed through a bleeding sphincter just by watching you. You need to BE the feces! Think like feces would think. Ask yourself: If I was a semi-solid turd being expelled on the hard cold ground, how would I feel?....What!?...... HOW THE FUCK SHOULD I KNOW WHAT YOUR MOTIVATION IS IN THIS SCENE...FIGURE IT OUT YOURSELF YOU STUPID LITTLE SHIT!! .....and you! Stretchy Pussy! Love you babe! Don't change a thing - you're awesome! Now - once more from the top, with FEELING this time!'
 
I'll get to Candyman first.

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