So, who logs in and off often enough not to get caught you are viewing HUBGFE ?.

[papasmerf]

I have to keep my eye on Blissful who is constantly on here trying to get laid instead of cleaning GOD DAMMIT.

your breakfast prunes are ready

 

[Madman]

your breakfast prunes are ready

THANK GOD, I'm constipated like a mother fucker!

 

[papasmerf]

THANK GOD, I'm constipated like a mother fucker!

and delight is getting ready for that

 

[Madman]

and delight is getting ready for that

Oh good, the new kid might work out after all.

 

[papasmerf]

Oh good, the new kid might work out after all.

he wants to know if you want to inspect his work

 

[peace]

Oops sorry, wrong thread. :blush2:

:good:

 

[peace]

Speaking from my experience only I have never met a women who liked to be woken up with sex. I always get "get that broom stick away from my ass" comment.

I had one ex-gf who loved it. That was fun. Want me to try it on you AMY?

 

[papasmerf]

I had one ex-gf who loved it. That was fun. Want me to try it on you AMY?

I find that hard to believe

 

[peace]

Trust me, she loved it. Sometimes in the middle of the night, I would explore her and she loved it too. I remember when the relationship ended (she moved out of the country), I kept saying to myself, "Shit. No more awesome sex!" I was with her for 2 years and e never got bored.

 

[peace]

So Amy....?

 

[papasmerf]

Trust me, she loved it. Sometimes in the middle of the night, I would explore her and she loved it too. I remember when the relationship ended (she moved out of the country), I kept saying to myself, "Shit. No more awesome sex!" I was with her for 2 years and e never got bored.

Not that part

the part where you had a girlfriend :LMAO:

 

[peace]

LMAO. :biggrin2:

 

[papasmerf]

LMAO. :biggrin2:

who could resist a setup like that

 

[peace]

True! True. No worries I wont pull off a (member's name) thing....

 

[Wanker]

Good to see you back here Bubba.

 

[-b]

I have to keep my eye on Blissful who is constantly on here trying to get laid instead of cleaning GOD DAMMIT.

Who cares about you both.....I am upset because Miss Amy has forgotten something....
I guess it was not memorable as I thought it was....:Crying/:
She looked so sweet circled u next to me I could not help myself....
and let my fingers do the walking......Amy, you are lovely when you are sleeping...:blush2:

 

[-b]

I would wake my ex with BJ's ...He loved them...and I did not mine...
I love just snuggling down....feeling the warmth of his body just waking up...
Then realizing that I would prefer a woman instead...of a Dick....:LMAO:

 

[L._s.]

Speaking from my experience only I have never met a women who liked to be woken up with sex. I always get "get that broom stick away from my ass" comment.

Try using your mouth and fingers instead of your holy member next time. You may get better results.

 

[Cardinal Fang]

The broom stick has more girth than me.

</Beating Madman and Papasmerf to the punch>

 

[papasmerf]

The broom stick has more girth than me.

</Beating Madman's and offering him punch>

Fixed your post:biggrin2: