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Some advice needed about Pets

Cats are great if you have mice other than that there's no need for them. Now if it's a black cat watch your ass, it will put a hex on you.
 
I thought about that once. I could spend a good half an hour pointing the light in the corner and thinking to myself "what I dumb-ass cat chasing a stupid light." And then I realized "HEY!" This dumb-ass cat has me wasting half an hour pointing a stupid light in a corner to entertain him.

No we have come further as a civilization than being reduced to being a cat toy. They have automated laser pointers for cats!
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If that don't work...you could always conduct your own little thought experiment.
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a 1 player said:

Now you tell me?

Transient said:
No we have come further as a civilization than being reduced to being a cat toy. They have automated laser pointers for cats!

I knew there was something off putting that I liked about you.

Dan said:
Why is HUBGFE Land so mean to pussies??

Ya....it's like the "He-Man Women Haters Club" in this thread. Shit I think I've dated myself.

Brick said:
You don't need advice, you need a fresh pussy

*Stares at Brick*

Well......I'm not sure you're my type but send me some pictures with your rates and I'll think about it.
 
fang: riley hit the nail on the head: cats are territorial and you're taking it out of its comfort zone so it's going to be off for most of the week.....and even though it's known you before, it can see you as an interloper. A week isn't really enough for it to become comfortable in your home.

I would NEVER have someone board my cat. Instead, when i go out of town for a few days, I have someone stop by to make sure he has plenty of water and food and every three days take care of the litter box. If they are across the street it shouldn't be too much of a bother to stop by on your way home from work to look in on it...

In addition, i think it is very irresponsible to have someone who isn't a cat person look after one. I did that when i travelled for business and they basically killed my cat with neglect. All they did was dump food in her bowl and fill the bottle with water without ever cleaning the actual dish so the dish got all slimy and was absolutely gross.....to the point where the cat couldn't drink it and its kidney's shut down due to dehydration......

I don't think you'll neglect it but i think you should look after it in her place, not yours....they are not like dogs....dogs are ok as long as you take them for walks and have a ball for them to chase.....
 
tboy said:
fang: riley hit the nail on the head: cats are territorial and you're taking it out of its comfort zone so it's going to be off for most of the week.....and even though it's known you before, it can see you as an interloper. A week isn't really enough for it to become comfortable in your home.

I would NEVER have someone board my cat. Instead, when i go out of town for a few days, I have someone stop by to make sure he has plenty of water and food and every three days take care of the litter box. If they are across the street it shouldn't be too much of a bother to stop by on your way home from work to look in on it...

In addition, i think it is very irresponsible to have someone who isn't a cat person look after one. I did that when i travelled for business and they basically killed my cat with neglect. All they did was dump food in her bowl and fill the bottle with water without ever cleaning the actual dish so the dish got all slimy and was absolutely gross.....to the point where the cat couldn't drink it and its kidney's shut down due to dehydration......

I don't think you'll neglect it but i think you should look after it in her place, not yours....they are not like dogs....dogs are ok as long as you take them for walks and have a ball for them to chase.....


All good points. They don't live in the City so the travel for me would not be good. They've boarded the cat with other friends and say they've had no complaints or issues. This will be the 3rd time the furry little fart-knocker has stayed with me and I've seen the cat frequently on other occasions. In some cases more than once a week. So unless the cat has a short term memory I'm baffaled by it's behavior.

I like pets in general and not having one allows me to dote on the ones I see. This cat is no different. When I see her I pay attention to her allowing HER to dictate the level of affection she's willing to receive.

Wow....I just realized there could be a correlation between cats and escorts. hmmmmm topic for another thesis.

It's just when she and I are alone that I "feel" the tension starting. The worst thing that happens is that she knocks over some things and at worst blocks my T.V. when I'm watching really bad porn. As I said I LOVE pets and have a very good rapport with them. EXCEPT FOR THIS ONE! I'm baffled to figure out what this Cat has against me. It's not like she's online reading this.

Oh well....
 
CF, are you the one in the background instructing the young lady.

 
My cat is always on the street. He comes by to get fed then goes out again. Just like my kids.
 
Madman said:
CF, are you the one in the background instructing the young lady.

that chick in the video is a fucking idiot.....i wonder if she'd be doing that with a pitbull?
 
tboy said:
that chick in the video is a fucking idiot.....i wonder if she'd be doing that with a pitbull?

She's annoying isn't she

"hello baby" "Hello baby" LMAO Imagine waking up next to her and her whispering in your ear, "hello baby" :LMAO:
 
Ok last night went better than expected. Cat was attentive and seemed to care that I was in the same room with her. Today however is starting to shape up as a disaster. Morning went and then the Euro Nations Cup came on at 12:00. I was trying to watch Italy vs Spain and the little twirp of a feline was cheering for Spain.

Little thing was taunting me when Spain tied the score. I hate this cat.
 
Cardinal Fang said:
Ok last night went better than expected. Cat was attentive and seemed to care that I was in the same room with her. Today however is starting to shape up as a disaster. Morning went and then the Euro Nations Cup came on at 12:00. I was trying to watch Italy vs Spain and the little twirp of a feline was cheering for Spain.

Little thing was taunting me when Spain tied the score. I hate this cat.

GIVE ME THAT CAT I'LL FIX HIS LITTLE FELINE ASS!
 
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