Something for my wife, something from Amazon

[MisterAsianLover]

My wife is coming home from China on Sunday!!!!

I am very, very looking forward to her arrival. She is so beautiful, I can't explain it. Best looking Chinese girl in the world, imho.

She promised me some sexytime-bum-play after she gets over her jetlag, plus I am just happy to have her back. I like going to dinner with her, I like when she is the passenger in my car too. I like watching her sleep and I love taking a shower with her. She is the best kisser on the planet and she has the most beautiful hands I have ever held. And when I hug her in bed, she feels like an electric blanket because her body generates so much warmth.

So, I want to get her something special for her return (besides the computer). Can you guys and gals think of anything special I could get her? Well, actually - to be truthful - I need to top up my Amazon order to qualify for free shipping, so I thought now is a good time to get her one more present to present to her when she finally comes home.

I want the gift to be something romantic - not dirty or sexual, but romantic. Show her I love her.

 

[ReservoirDog]

LMAO, you will do anything for the points.

 

[papasmerf]

Hmmmmmm a divorce? :unknw:

 

[Slick]

Hmmmmmm a divorce? :unknw:

That would give him a million credits :wink2:

 

[MisterAsianLover]

Hmmmmmm a divorce? :unknw:

Already divorced from her. Now we live together as roommates. But, I still love to treat her as my wife. And she likes it too. Just not registered with the government as such. I am not an animal, don't believe in registration of my relationship with central planners.

 

[ERecTile]

Here MAL, something for both you and your wife to enjoy!