Something you may not know about me is...

[a 1 player]

I lile pina coladas.

and getting caught in the rain?

 

[Insertion]

peeing outdoors, I love it.

 

[Ang]

peeing outdoors, I love it.

Note to self......don't eat the yellow snow :no:

 

[a 1 player]

 

[papasmerf]

Suddenly I realize why I had pancakes for breakfast.

 

[a 1 player]

Suddenly I realize why I had pancakes for breakfast.

 

[papasmerf]

of course many of you suffer from


The first ZAPPA song I ever became aware of thanks to the KING BISCUIT FLOWER HOUR

 

[PussyScientist]

I like kinky sex.

 

[a 1 player]

I like kinky sex.

Define kinky. What is kinky for one person is vanilla for another.

 

[PussyScientist]

Define kinky. What is kinky for one person is vanilla for another.

Anything that doesn't include pain.

 

[LickingGravity]

Anything that doesn't include pain.

For her or you or dare I say....it? uch::whip:

 

[LickingGravity]

I recently had a black dick and it wasn't an std and no I am not well endowed enough to have stepped on it or accidently slammed a car door on it.

 

[Prick]

BESIDES HAVING A BIG PRICK, i am also one.

 

[superdick]

BESIDES HAVING A BIG PRICK, i am also one.

We could tell:drunk:

 

[treefort]

In my teens, I did a very good Donald Duck impression. I tried it again a few years ago and it was gone. It's too bad as I have many young nieces and nephews that I'm sure would have been very entertained by it.

 

[IFUSEEKAMY]

Something you may not know about me is...

I cannot blow bubbles with bubble gum to save my life :arf:

 

[Kyra.Graves]

I recently had a black dick.

Review? Will you repeat?

 

[Orgasmo]

I like to give orgasms.

 

[jumpingjackflash]

I cannot sing if my life depended on it. The funny thing is I sound great in the shower!!

 

[Madman]

I can't lick an ice cream cone with suffering brain freeze.