Something you may not know about me is...

[Guy]

I don't hobby.

 

[redvelvet]

I taught Healthy Sexuality for over 20 yrs. I know where all the parts go!

 

[HOF]

I once had long curly blond hair!

 

[Blank_Dave]

I taught Healthy Sexuality for over 20 yrs. I know where all the parts go!

There was such a thing? Why a I always the last to learn these things? I was taught only 'animals' listened to their sexuality.


And I'm still trying to figure out where the parts go.

 

[Coxwell]

I tried fucking her armpit once, she even let me do it bareback! :good:

 

[Willy]

I have a big Willy.

 

[thesun]

I do not like using the word cunt. I cannot recall ever saying it. Yet I did say the word, BITCH, a few times but again, I rarely say it.

 

[Dave - WebGuy]

I was hired by the college where I studied Web Programming before I graduated their course.

I've never formally studied photography

I have a workplace fantasy that would be considered taboo

 

[Cardinal Fang]

I have a taboo fantasy about being in my workplace.

 

[oldguyzer]

I have a taboo fantasy about being in my workplace.

I have a fantasy about being taboo.

 

[IFUSEEKAMY]

Knives are my Achilles' heel. I cut, stab, injure myself on a regular basis.

 

[Maurice Boscorelli]

Knives are my Achilles' heel. I cut, stab, injure myself on a regular basis.

May I suggest using a butter knife then.

 

[IFUSEEKAMY]

May I suggest using a butter knife then.

Yea I have hurt myself with those too. Letter opener, ice pick, nail file. I'm hopeless.

 

[Cardinal Fang]

Yea I have hurt myself with those too. Letter opener, ice pick, nail file. I'm hopeless.

You're fortunate you don't have a sharp wit otherwise you'd kill yourself.














What?

 

[IFUSEEKAMY]

Oh dear
:LMAO:

 

[Art Mann]

Yea I have hurt myself with those too. Letter opener, ice pick, nail file. I'm hopeless.

If you care to butter my penis, I promise not to cut you or stab you.

Well, not to cut you, for sure, but I may have the urge to stab you with it, here and there.

Will do my utmost to ensure pleasant sensations.:biggrin2:

 

[papasmerf]

If I may suggest

Hot clarified butter is the thing to use

 

[Anneliese]

I was arrested for topless suntanning in Grand Bend at the age of 21, and locked up in a jail cell. I then had to go to court, only to be laughed at by the district attorney who checked out my rack vociferously, and told me to go home.... very humiliating all round....

 

[Dan]

I was arrested for topless suntanning in Grand Bend at the age of 21, and locked up in a jail cell. I then had to go to court, only to be laughed at by the district attorney who checked out my rack vociferously, and told me to go home.... very humiliating all round....

You claimed you recently let your hair down, I don't believe you. I think you were always a wild one!:wink:

 

[Anneliese]

You claimed you recently let your hair down, I don't believe you. I think you were always a wild one!:wink:

Actually I was always a WILD one... which was part of the problem, as when the biological clock started ticking, felt I had to compromise and play a part in order to be a wife and mommy.... WRONG!!! bad idea.... so now back to my normal wild self, with my the kiddies in toe.... although I leave them at home with the babysitter when it is time for Mama to play.... LOL!