South of the border

[slurp]

Had a fun trip south and saw my usual cutie at the AMP. This time it was a Korean named Yiee (pronounced E-E) who was in the US only 3 days. But she came from France of all places. I never had an asian from France before so I can cross that off my bucket list, first I had to add it on as it never occurred to me. Now I have to add asians that lived in so many countries ...... I will never finish that list! Yiee did not do the best massage or table shower but once we got intimate she really turned loose. She loved digits and daty. 60/hr door and 100 for FS = 160.



I saw Emily (hottie!) and Kemi while I was there, pics are actually them. Yiee does not yet have a pic, she is not quite as pretty but has that euro plain beauty about her. Who cares, she fucks like a mynx!

Since Yiee's massage was weak I decided to try a foot massage place that did regular massage but was legit. I heard good things about it and they were running an ad .... 30/hr; 45/90min; 60/2hr! I figured there had to be a catch but when I walked in they had modified their prices on the menu board to reflect the ad prices. A tiny little spinner answered the door and took me to a room but another girl came and did massage. 90 minutes of pleasure, she was almost as good as Gina. When I went to pay she asked for 45 .... I gave her a very nice tip and still had the bargain of the century in my mind. I really wanted to add on a foot massage but ran out of time. Only downside is no shower (besides no finish).



There was another new place advertising 40/hr that I was going to try as a backup. That one also advertised foot massage and was so new there were no reviews yet, it wasn't even listed yet on spahunters. I was nearby Saturday and took all my willpower not to drop in. Not sure what's going on but these legit massage price wars are a hell of a deal!! Doubt if pics are real but those 2 are freakin hot! Regret not checking it out ......



They are located in Allentown PA (yes, the Billy Joel song Allentown) if you are headed down that way check their ads and see. I know some guys go near Allentown on way to Fla or Myrtle Beach so though I would share. Like I've said before, hobbying in the US is not as bad as many up here say. Like anywhere you need to do your research and know where to go.

 

[blackram]

Yeah, those 2 "freakin' hot" girls show up in an ad for 4 hands massage in Abu Dhabi!

Products/Services - Four hand massage Abu Dhabi escorts private massag, Abu Dhabi, United Arab Emirates, United Arab Emirates


Very well travelled girls, obviously. And it completely makes sense that their two bases of operation would be Abu Dhabi and Allentown, PA. :biggrin2:

I've gone through Allentown a couple of times on the way to Washington, DC, but unfortunately no chance of hobbying, as the wife was with me. :Crying/ennsylvania does seem to be somewhat nonchalant about massage spas, in general. Do those "legit" spas do illegitimate services too? Why would they need to use pictures of hot girls if they are doing legit massage?

 

[Skinflute]

Sllurp, you have been as busy DOB, where was your SO, hopefully not inside a hot car!!

 

[slurp]

Do those "legit" spas do illegitimate services too? Why would they need to use pictures of hot girls if they are doing legit massage?

The ones I term "legit" do not currently offer a finish of any kind. Same as here, legit places may have girls who go above and beyond Hmmmmmm The one I went to had a sign right below the price menu which said .... and I quote (and mis-spell) "no sexul services". I would guess they use hot chicks just to get guys to come ... all the while they unknowingly will not cum.

Sllurp, you have been as busy DOB, where was your SO, hopefully not inside a hot car!!

Not this time ..... did I ever tell you guys the time I talked her into going for a massage while enroute to Allentown? There are signs along I-81 for Ultimate Massage in Great Bend PA, the first exit in PA as you go south from NY. I went in and asked if they did women as well, knowing happy endings were on the menu. They looked funny and then said yes. My wife was in the room next to mine and I had to stifle my moans as the pretty blonde jerked me off while I was feasting on her tits and fingering her pussy. When we left my wife wondered why I tipped her girl (a cute brunette) as well as mine. I knew her girl got the short straw so wanted to make it up to her. It was a good move as you will see...........

No shit, about a year later I go to a spa in Bethlehem (near Allentown) and walk in and get this hot brunette. As we chat I sense something familiar, turns out she is the one who massaged my wife at Ultimate! She told me she was new there so had to do the woman. She thanked me for tipping her and showed her appreciation with some very liberal service. So if you are ever in that situation remember to tip your SO's masseuse, the karma may be returned one day!

 

[blackram]

No shit, about a year later I go to a spa in Bethlehem (near Allentown) and walk in and get this hot brunette. As we chat I sense something familiar, turns out she is the one who massaged my wife at Ultimate! She told me she was new there so had to do the woman. She thanked me for tipping her and showed her appreciation with some very liberal service. So if you are ever in that situation remember to tip your SO's masseuse, the karma may be returned one day!

Yeah, but you had to tip her all over again, the second time too. Shouldn't karma be that she said she didn't need a tip since you tipped her the first time when she didn't do anything for you? :biggrin2:

And it would've been interesting to see if she would've been just a liberal with you the second time even if you hadn't tipped her the first time? Hmmmmmm

 

[slurp]

Yeah, but you had to tip her all over again, the second time too. Shouldn't karma be that she said she didn't need a tip since you tipped her the first time when she didn't do anything for you?

But she DID do something for me the first time, she massaged my wife and kept her busy while I fucked around with the blonde!! :good:And the tip when she massaged my wife was not a lot, just something to show I cared and appreciated the distraction so i could have fun When my wife asked I told her it was customary to tip if it was a good massage, which she said it was. But my wife knew something was up, she said afterwards it seemed weird and we should not do that again. LOL And now and then we laugh about it when we stop in Great Bend for gas or Dunkin Donuts or whatever. BTW, there is now a Tim Hortons at the Great Bend exit if you are down that way and need a fix.

 

[mmad]

Great Bend for gas or Dunkin Donuts or whatever. BTW, there is now a Tim Hortons at the Great Bend exit if you are down that way and need a fix.

Well, that's good news! I don't understand what people like about Puking Dunkin Donuts !! I know they have a loyal following but every time I try their coffee I end up dumping it out. Much better to stop at McDonalds if a Tims isn't available Their donuts are not good either!
Sorry Slurp, not American bashing, just hate Dunkin Donuts. BTW, Trump or Clinton :Crying2:

 

[blackram]

Well, that's good news! I don't understand what people like about Puking Dunkin Donuts !! I know they have a loyal following but every time I try their coffee I end up dumping it out. Much better to stop at McDonalds if a Tims isn't available Their donuts are not good either!
Sorry Slurp, not American bashing, just hate Dunkin Donuts. BTW, Trump or Clinton

Yeah, DD doesn't have much in the way of good coffee or donuts, but I did recently try one thing that they did make well: vanilla chai latte. That drink alone makes up for all of their sad excuses for donuts and coffee.

 

[slurp]

My Canadian wife disagrees, she prefers DD over Tim any day for coffee and donuts. I do too, esp since Tim stopped making my 2 faves, blueberry fritter and walnut crunch. But I find DD donuts fresher and their boston cream kicks Tim's to the curb. In Kingston there is a place on Division a few blocks from the cop shop called CoffeeWay, they have both blueberry fritter and walnut crunch plus a lot of other good stuff. And their donuts are bigger than Tims to boot. So you can get fat faster ......

For my tastes, McD coffee is way better than Tims and DD coffee is slightly better than Tims .... but I was raised on that shit LOL To be honest I enjoy trying the bolder coffees at Starbucks, I got hooked on mochas and lattes when I lived in Seattle. I didn't really like their coffees as much until I tried them here. BTW, try Seattle's Best at Macs and other convenience stores. Here they serve the milder brews but I always liked them better than Sbux in Seattle. I just like freakin coffee ..... hot, cold, iced, brewed, steamed, pressed, whatever.

As for Hilary and Trump ..... you really don't want to get me going on that. Trump kinda scares me but Hilary is evil incarnate. This is "none of the above" kind of choice really. But one has to win as a 3rd party never has a chance. So if I MUST choose, I will go Trump. He has the guts to undo all the harm Obama has done to the country. Hilary will just compound Obama's twisted legacy, whatever the fuck that will be.

 

[mmad]

I just like freakin coffee ..... hot, cold, iced, brewed, steamed, pressed, whatever.

Likewise, I'm also a coffee nut except these last few days with a temperature with humidex over 40C (that's about 104F, Slurp :biggrin2 . For some reason I can't get into drinking lots of water, just can't do it. So yesterday I decided at the end of the day I deserved a few good Moosehead ! (not Coors Light), again :biggrin2:

So if I MUST choose, I will go Trump.

Interesting, my sister-in-law in New Hampshire says the exact same thing. She's usually quite calm and controlled but when you get her going on Clinton, "rotten, lying, no good......" It will be an interesting election, it will be watched all over the world. I don't know much about either candidate but I suspect that Trump has a big mouth and if it does come that he has to action some of his rhetoric as President, I suspect we'll see a much more reasonable approach! Canada is going to be overcrowded with all the Brits threatening to leave after Brexit and the Americans if Trump gets elected :LMAO:

In case anyone was concerned which MA curiousm7 was talking about it was Vitto at ALO.

Thanks for that, I was wondering who they might be talking about! I saw her a few times a few years ago but don't really remember the session all that well, guess it wasn't mind blowing!

 

[Jingles]

Allentown PA is also known for stealing our baseball team! (Lynx) Sorry Slurp.....

 

[slurp]

Allentown PA is also known for stealing our baseball team! (Lynx) Sorry Slurp.....

The Phillies only loaned Ottawa the team for one year while the Allentown stadium was being built. They had been in Scranton PA but when it was learned Allentown was getting the team the Yankees moved into Scranton and the Phillies AAA club had nowhere to go. Since Baltimore AAA left Ottawa for Norfolk VA the stadium was empty so the Phillies moved in. Ottawa tried to sue them for not staying but the team counter sued because the city violated the lease by selling parking spaces to the hotel next door.

I loved seeing my future Phils for that year even though they were short on talent. The only notable player was J A Happ who now pitches for the Blue Jays. But it was a fun summer for me even if the team sucked, I probably went to a dozen games. A shame that nice stadium is not utilized, that independent league team probably has the nicest field in the league. It deserves a higher level team but since the city does not have decent parking it won't draw a better team unless they fix that.